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Steve Lohengrin

@slohengrin.bsky.social
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Author of the crime thriller 'A Second Hand Cat', worked as a cop for over forty years, doing exciting things and writing boring reports. Hoping to do the opposite now.

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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Eyup. Just look at what happens when you keep your head up your ass too long.
Photo of DJT with new brownish hair and face.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Eyup RFK Jr's unhinged ranting on CNN confirms that Rand Paul's vote to confirm him negates any opinions Rand Paul has about Fauci. Or anything else, for that matter.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Eyup. Fair question.
A photo of Andrew Tate being arrested and Blanche from The Golden Girls wearing nearly identical outfits.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Eyup. Talent plus patience. Fabulous.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Eyup. OOK. www.eurekalert.org/news-release...
eurekalert.org
Apes and humans have been sharing a laugh for 15 million years
Great apes may have been laughing with a similar rhythm to modern humans for at least 15 million years, a University of Warwick study reveals. The finding offers unexpected clues to how human speech e...
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Eyup. We have a winner!
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Eyup. No notes.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Eyup. Just gonna keep this here for when I need it. Prolly gonna need it a lot.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Eyup. Bet those legs had cankles, and the visage was orange.
Ozymandias, by PB Shelley:
I met a traveler from an antique land
Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Eyup. It is the glorious twenty-fifth of May. All the little angels rise up, rise up. "If you don't know where there was, you weren't there." (FYI: Renee was there. Alex was there)
An image of lilacs in bloom.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Eyup. Willie had a way with words: Be Kent unmannerly when Lear is mad. What wouldst thou do, old man? Think'st thou that duty shall have dread to speak When power to flattery bows? To plainness honor's bound When majesty falls to folly. Kinda fits the mood lately, don't it? EVERY FRIGGIN DAY
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Eyup. Someone made $$$ when oil prices dropped on the TACO He claims Iran begged for a deal, but Iran stuck to their 10 point list & agreed to negotiate, which he claimed for weeks they were already doing There’s less doubt he belongs in jail
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Eyup. Not only has the rent collector lifted sanctions on Putin's oil tankers, but he has decided that they are the only tankers allowed to deliver oil to Cuba. That's Vlad quietly bitch-slapping Don in front of the whole world. I think it's going to be while 'til Krash gets any more Cuban cigars.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Eyup. The rent collector posted on his social media, "The United States is the largest Oil Producer in the World, by far, so when oil prices go up, we make a lot of money" And then he lifted the sanctions on Putin so he can sell oil, too. Just what 'WE' is he talking about?
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
He wanted a better deal than Obama got. Iran said no He wanted Venezuelan oil. Maduro said no He wanted to win in 2020. Voters said no He wanted sex from a young girl. She said no See the pattern? He has only one response to 'no' #Iran #Epstein
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Eyup. And for those who don't know him, Judge Jones is a Republican.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Eyup.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Eyup. Now you know why he thinks the protesters are paid.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Eyup. "I was only following orders." Sounds familiar.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Eyup. He said he could shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue and not lose any voters. It wasn't just an empty boast. It was a warning.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Eyup. He's ordered paratroopers in Alaska to prepare for deployment. Everyone thinks it's for Minnesota. It's cold in Greenland, too.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Eyup. Just in case you needed something to think about, think about this: If the fat man isn't in the White House five years from now, all those masked men with guns won't get their big sign on bonuses.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Eyup. Why Greenland? If the US attempts to take Greenland by force, it will redirect Europe to a second front in the West, which will help Putin conquer Ukraine. When you remember that Putin's his boss, it all makes sense.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Eyup. Cop 101 is not to shoot at the driver of a moving vehicle, because if you hit them, the vehicle BECOMES a threat to everybody & if I were one of the guys standing by that car, I'd kick the crap out of the asshole for risking hitting me. Piss poor fire discipline. He's the domestic terrorist.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Eyup. We will all be Renee Good if we don't start banging our spoons.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Eyup. Whiskey Pete's googling Venzwaila. Marco Rubio is wondering where exactly he missed his exit from the highway to hell. Dozy Don is wondering what's taking so long for his diet soda. Everyone else is wondering how long they have to stay in the room.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Eyup. The old fella's definitely got some comprehension issues.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Eyup. Check your 2025 bingo cards, kids. Anybody have this? www.npr.org/2025/11/06/n...
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Japan deploys the military to counter a surge in bear attacks
The deployment comes following a surge of bear attacks in Japan's northern Akita prefecture.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
In regard to today's election: Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning. Winston Churchill
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Thanks, Luna.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Eyup. History - unwashed. It's what we learn from, if we're allowed to learn it.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Eyup. I direct the famous question to this sorry excuse for a 'law enforcement officer': "Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?" #nodecency #noshame
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
"Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency? If there is a God in heaven, it will do neither you nor your cause any good." #nodecency #noshame
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Eyup NOTE: Research who won a war before trying to make yourself look intimidating by equating your ambitions to it. BTW, Chicago will likely end the same way as Vietnam.
Image of Trump as the Air Cav commander in Apocalypse Now scene, but in Chicago.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Eyup. Gotta go with the odds.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Eyup. He believes in ABC - Always Be Cheating
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Eyup.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Eyup.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
It's #kanvasnacht because the homeless don't have windows
Heavy machinery tearing apart the tents of homeless people.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
So anyway Is the DC police takeover about imaginary crime? Is the deployment of the Nat Guard meant to support Canvas Nacht operations? Is it meant to distract from the EPSTEIN FILES? Or is it really to make sure he can unlawfully keep the Presidency at the end of his term? Answer: All the above.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Eyup. Enough irony to shift magnetic north. I remember him on January 6, 2021, watching HIS people spit on cops, call them names, use bear spray on them, knock them down, beat them with flags, and yell 'Kill them!' Then he PARDONED EVERY ONE OF THEM! www.youtube.com/shorts/L8R39...
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Trump says DC police now "allowed to do whatever the hell they want"
YouTube video by Global News
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
So, anyway A few thoughts on the Mad King & the DC takeover 1. He's never going to leave office voluntarily 2. He wants to provoke actual riots by telling the cops 'they can do whatever the hell they want now' to distract from item #3 3. He’s on the client list & she’s got video
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Eyup.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Eyup. This sums it all up.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Eyup. Nothing to see here, folks. She'll probably be dancing in that new ballroom one day
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
So, anyway . . . He doesn't have to pardon her. If his DOJ does a crappy job opposing her appeal before the Supreme Court, she goes free. Perhaps the 'interview' is really just a strategy session. He'll shrug & say 'not my fault'
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Eyup. The old veins can't do it.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Eyup.
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
So, anyway After DOGE cuts, the NWS offices for the parts of Texas hit by floods was without a senior hydrologist, a forecaster, & a lead meteorologist. Another office was short a science officer & a warning coordinating meteorologist. Texas officials blame the NWS. They're aiming a bit low
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Steve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
So, anyway, just a question: Once ICE, the largest, most well financed, heavily armed & masked 'law enforcement' agency in America is done feeding 65 million people to the alligators, who's next? #alligatorauschwitz
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