stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You are the cowardice & broken dreams that swim around in the bottom of a vodka bottle. 000
Reposted by stray teeth.Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Haggis was the original hot pocket 27123
Reposted by stray teeth.The Ninth Floor @ninthfloorechoes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Mac’n cheese today, despair and hopelessness tomorrow ✅ 021
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026@ninthfloorechoes.bsky.social doesn’t consider my truck a vehicle. She says it’s more like a really fast microwave traveling through outer space. 000
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We will live underground—surviving only on corn & strawberries. 110
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I love Autumn… All the pumpkins, spices, baked goods, the crispy air, the smell of rotting vegetation, haunted hayrides, summoning the dead, ritual sacrifices… I just love it 🍂 000
Reposted by stray teeth.Some Brown Man 💁🏾♂️ @somebrownman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Round two: a container of milk Round three: a stick of butter 011
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026But first we must consult the great onion growing in the back of the fridge. 153
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Our dishwasher (15 yrs old) was talking about how much he hates geometry. I told him, “I failed geometry, & that’s why I work here.” 210
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026My sister: where do jellyfish fish live? My niece (5 yrs): the sea My sister: where do llamas live? My niece (5 yrs): Florida. 000
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026When I die I want to turn into an empty Doritos bag & blow away into the horizon. 011
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It smells like strawberries… but tastes like shit. 010
Reposted by stray teeth.chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Dance like no one is watching. Because no one is watching. You're in the forest alone because you forgot to invite a sacrifice for the ritual. 618663
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 30/08/2026You’re a lost sock rotting in the yard in the early days of Spring: muddy, moldy… longing for sweet oblivion. 220
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips, yet you can tiptoe, but not tipfinger. 094
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Pretty sure people in the 50’s survived mostly on mayonnaise & “medical meth.” Oh… & quaaludes. 120
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 23/08/2026It’s weird, yet oddly amusing being sober at a bar. 142
Reposted by stray teeth.A Murder Of Crows @thewellofsongs.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Your words sound reasonable but your face looks angry. 032
Reposted by stray teeth.Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 20/08/2026You just can’t hex yourself, lord knows I’ve tried. 12311
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I got stalked by brush wolves the other night #forreallife 140
Reposted by stray teeth.vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 14/08/2026People are the stupidest fuckeng people on earth 2755
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I’m not poor. I prefer, “economically challenged.” 030
Reposted by stray teeth.altghost gestalt @pneumaticorangutan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026there's at least a kernel of truth to this 111
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Tree spirits are great, but corn spirits? Corn spirits are sketchy. 2104
Reposted by stray teeth.Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11/08/2026people say "when you die cats will eat your face" like it's a bad thing. let them, I love cats. I would love to nourish cats as my final act. wait for them to finish me off completely and bury my bones in a half-sized plot 17211
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Moth moth city, bitch Moth moth moth city, bitch 020
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I feel lucky to have a shaman in my back pocket. 120
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 10/08/2026People: You can’t just post one like from a song & expect everyone to know the song. Me: if you walk away, I’ll walk away… 020
Reposted by stray teeth.Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Throw a blanket over me until the eclipse on Wednesday 13212
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 10/08/2026But the past was death row, & the future’s a battlefield. I hope we choose the right war… ‘cause I’ve been fist fighting gravity since the day I learned how to breathe. 020
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I don’t believe in Heaven, I do believe in Hell. It’s down the street from here… & we both lived there for years. We’d burn the calendars for warmth, & the alarm clocks just for fun. We closed the blinds & made goddamn sure that we could never see the sun. 010
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Me: I’m not really an introvert or an extrovert. It’s more like “selective socialism.” Him: *laughs* …what?! Me: oh, sorry… “selectively social.” 010
Reposted by stray teeth.Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻♀️🩷🧛🏻♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 10/08/2026She was gentle and sweet, like a live grenade, pin pulled. She craved danger, and a soft place to land. 🩷 36510
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Are you always just filled with puke? Or is it only considered puke when it leaves you? 1237
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I feel like my heart & throat chakras are full of soot & poo. 120
