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Tim

@dappercat.bsky.social
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 1h
inventing new wire mothers is crazy work
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Martín Alonso Soto Hernandez, who helped set off the Delaney Hall hunger strike, is free. "I don’t have words,” he said while holding his wife and two children. “Thank you so much for everything. I always, always stayed in prayer.” religionnews.com/2026/10/07/i...
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Immigrant who helped set off Delaney Hall hunger strike released from ICE custody
ELIZABETH, New Jersey (RNS) — “I don’t have words,” Martín Alonso Soto Hernandez said, in Spanish, while holding his wife and two children. “Thank you so much for everything. I always, always stayed i...
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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Withering Realms @moonlessformless.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Occult Frontier is FINALLY yours to explore! Join Clover and her haunted doll in Withering Realms, available now in Early Access. Play the game from start to credits and help shape its final form with your feedback. All the details here: store.steampowered.com/news/app/344...
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 01/09/2026
hey homie how’s it going. me and the guys were just debating whether or not you had a theory of mind
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Withering Realms @moonlessformless.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hello friends! I’m very excited to announce that WITHERING REALMS will enter Early Access on September 2nd. Wishlist on Steam today, and join Clover and her haunted doll as they explore the Occult Frontier when Early Access begins on September 2nd. store.steampowered.com/news/app/344...
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 21/08/2026
Never let a writer help you move
A cardboard moving box with EPHEMERA written on it in Sharpie
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today? HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ahaha haha it's so funny to "report' on which of your toys are becoming friends
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cat! ✨🐈‍⬛ (kreepykulture) @kreepykulture.pink · 11/08/2026
posting gluetrap dobby everyday until morale improves
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 03/08/2026
"The idea of society may sound appealing, but it's old men who will take the hit, planting trees under whose shade they might never sit."
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 02/08/2026
It's hard work.
The "My body is a machine" meme:

My Body is a Machine that turns "AI YouTube Thumbnails" into "We won't recommend videos from this channel to you again."
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Jim Furbranes @unlox.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
can’t find a night when everyone’s reliably free for it, huh
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Total and complete shut down of gender until we can figure out what the hell is going on
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
That’s ok, nothing a complete appropriation of all your assets and the rest of your life spent in a dungeon can’t address
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
People act like it’s impossible to do the right thing and succeed but its actually pretty easy to do it and have everyone love you and you can even be a goofy silly guy and do it
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Tim 🔪Pigeonchild @pigeonchild.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
world tree
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Tomboyish Transfemme @naomihofficial.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Pathologic 2
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tangomushi @tangomushi.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Early 2000s promotional art for White Day. Adore the gentle blue shading used here! White Day wasn't Korea's first horror game, but it certainly was the first one to weave in so much of Korea's rich culture, history and folklore. Can't wait to show you guys what I've been cooking!
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is proof that the media wants to rip us apart even though we are all dangling the same hog.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/07/2026
(This is FUN) 814 points · 10 rare words. I found a Rarity-61 word worth 87 pts in OUTLIER. Only 4 players have ever found it in all of Outlier. 5 finds no one else found today. OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me?
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OUTLIER · Daily Global Word Game Scored on Rarity
The daily global word game where rare words win. Same grid worldwide. Can you find what everyone else misses?
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Nickferatu @nickeldoodle.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
jimothy
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 09/06/2026
They force-feminized all the World Cup players and now it’s called the Girled Cup. They did this due to woke and gender. The sport is called footovary now too sorry. Girled Cup
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Sang As It Ever Will Be @sanguinarynovel.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I'm still mad that the YouTube app is now putting video ads in my subscription feed, but this did give me a laugh
A screenshot of a YouTube ad from Temu. The image is a bunch of lightbulbs, but the text says "Hungry? Explore our selection of party snacks right here on Temu"
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De-Katie and Cat-Boo!-ger @katieandcatburger.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I am very fond of this game and I think this video does a pretty thorough job explaining why youtu.be/nhrh_-mKgH4
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1000xResist is about Hong Kong and also Everything
YouTube video by Katie and Catburger
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 15/07/2026
permanent daylight savings doesn't go far enough
GET RID OF TIME, BUT NOT THE ZONES

a map of the US, divided vertically into 12 time zones, permanently fixed to 1:00 to 12:00. it's divided horizontally by the AM/PM line

FIXED TIME FIXES TIME!
"It's always 11:00am in Philadelphia!"
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
🎵Sgt. Peppers Kingdom Hearts Club Band🎵
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Stocks plummet as Trump cryptically announces the Jersey Devil is “directionally real”
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The concept of what a "senator" is has changed quite a bit in the 21st century. Sometimes a senator doesn't have to be a man who is alive. A senator can be 10 dads. Just 10 dads, with no kids. Or let's say you're dead and have a sister. That's a senator.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I talked to mitch mcconnel for 20 minutes again today. This time he appeared scrambling up my basement stairs shouting a language I've never heard. He looked more see-through this time. Still, every day he comes for 20 minutes. I never know when or where. He almost caught me this time. Help m
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Spain is French for sbread
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ceej @ceej.online · 09/07/2026
being in the DSA is fun because you get to spend most of your time helping people with social anxiety canvass for democratic school board candidates and then go online to see people with blue wave emojis in their bios compare you to pol pot
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your family sucks.
The Sopranos. Christopher Moltisanti explains meme.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
“I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell … he’s still recovering in the hospital.”
Jennings and McConnell
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fern 🏵 @fernalicious.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
a rehabbed rapist, assuming such a thing exists, would not seek power or leadership because they would understand that they shouldn't be trusted with that. people who use power to abuse the powerless should not be allowed power, and the sign that one is reformed is that they don't seek it.
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
this is what i do at home. when i have excess energy i hoist bricks to the roof of my house and when im having a bad day i chuck them off to feel better
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Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
ActBlue donors can request refunds if they donated to Platner's campaign. Pass it on. Directions below: (And if you do this, please share that you did so on social media). help.actblue.com/hc/en-us/art...
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Can I get a refund for a donation I made through ActBlue?
Learn how to request a refund for unintended or accidental donations.
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Really incredible game at a frankly silly price, jump on this
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 06/07/2026
Ah, if only there had been some kind of sign. Some sort of indication. A symbol, perhaps, that might have hinted that things would go terribly awry
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Grow up and lacquer your teeth black bro, it’s called ohaguro (お歯黒), and Japanese courtiers did it from the 9th to the 18th century (heian through edo periods respectively), grow the fuck up bro, get educated, get your shit together,
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spider ::::) @publicsexforest.golf · 01/07/2026
IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE:
OBJECTS OVER 50 LBS MUST BE TEAM LIFTED
SDS MUST BE AVAILABLE ONSITE
PPE MUST BE WORN AT ALL TIMES
USE LOCK OUT/TAG OUT PROCEDURES
LOVE IS LOVE
REPORT ALL SAFETY ISSUES TO MANAGEMENT
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Laura @tutusntinyhats.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
@distributeaid.org's HRT harm reduction toolkit project is also a great way to support trans people, mostly in the US South iirc: bsky.app/profile/bord...
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
People say America can't accomplish anything, that we've stopped dreaming big. Well, today, after *years* of work, the combined resources of the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches (as well as the media) came together to prevent some girls in Idaho from playing high school softball.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 30/06/2026
www.dsausa.org/join
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Andres A. Chavez @andral404.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I’m trying to raise a few hundred dollars to support mutual aid efforts in my home city after this week’s devastating earthquake. Feel free to reach out for more details!
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Eduardo Valdés-Hevia 👁️ @valdevia.art · 26/06/2026
The oldest known instance of the "Cool S", a symbol of unknown origin, on a tenth century Viking runestone. This sigil has persisted through the centuries and is still found today. Scholars believe its origin is unrelated to the letter S, and that it may have originally been part of a ritual.
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