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Dan Morgan

@danmorgan.bsky.social
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Tech + live shouty music + lefty politics + snowboarding + cat hair + bad puns = Me

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Dave Bagpuss Forsey ☕️ @bagpuss.org · 12h
Sorry but I'm loving these Rolling Stone pictures of Thom Yorke and Harry Styles looking like they are in a long and happy relationship
Thom and Harry embracing, with Harry with his thumb up and Thom grinning while sticking up his middle finger. Harry and Thom look longingly at the camera. Thom rests his head on Harry's shoulder. They are imagining what they are going to eat tonight.Harry and Thom lie down on the floor. Harry looks concentrated and pouts while his hands are clasped. Thom looks like he can smell that Harry just shat himself.The happy couple sit in chairs in front of a gradient rainbow background. They are holding hands. Harry looks ecstatic. Thom looks like he can smell that Harry just shat himself.
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 15h
Twin Peaks season 4 will be directed by Zac Snyder
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 15h
The menu at Michael Stipe's new restaurant's quite unusual. That's ghee in the korma, and that's Brie in the pot, right, fusing with the pigeon.
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I bet the Venn diagram of 'people who want inheritance tax abolished' and 'people who regularly get enraged about others receiving "handouts" and not earning a living' is a perfect circle.
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queen Hayley
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We need you, Janine.
Janine Butcher gives Sam Altman a Barry goodbye.
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Nick Hilton @nickfthilton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For 'professional' reasons, I am a member of lots of small town Facebook groups. This bloke has been appearing in towns across Sussex (Horsham, Redhill, Crawley, East Grinstead) with no apparent explanation. This is precisely why I stay subscribed to these groups.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had this bit about Jeffrey Archer from the 1995 HIGNFY video memorised for whenever I needed a handy fact about him.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In the 70s Sister Sledge used to drive around in British cars. Their favourites were the Austin Music and Cortina Trap.
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Gespenst MK-VII @callgespenst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tweet from @topherflorence

peanuts is a cool comic cause the babies are always unsupervised in a dirt field saying stuff like "suffering is the cantaloupe in the fruit salad of life" and then the dog does a skateboard trick
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Jason Sinclair @jsinclair.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hammering it into an open goal like Jude Bellingham against a team of 12-year-olds.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People should differentiate "I don't like" and "this is bad". "I don't like jazz" is personal subjective, it does not mean it's bad, just that it is not to ones taste. "Political corruption is bad" is a statement of objective fact, it is a harm and net negative.
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David Higham @oldtrotter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I never thought I'd live to see the day when Dan Hodges was called a left wing activist. Dark and strange times in British politics.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 03/10/2026
You get that 88ft Badenoch Tapestry for pride of place in our conference like I asked? Sure did boss, real lazy, old ai that can't tell which head and hand skin tones should go together and still fucks up fingers like you asked. What?
Just appalling artwork
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To Valhalla
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I.
A screen in my GP's office advertising a mnemonic of signs to spot SEPSIS.

S slurred speech of confusion 
E extreme shivering or muscle pain 
P passing no urine all day
S severe breathlessness
I ot feels like you are going to die
S skin mottled or discoloured
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 29/09/2026
Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future”
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'Have you got a copy of Fly Tipping by RAF Fairford? You do? Oh that's wonderful. My name? Fairford. RAF Fairford.'
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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For all that it's been barely reported in the UK press, it's still hard to understate the importance of the stance @labourunionsuk.bsky.social has taken on trans and non-binary rights this week. Every single trade union affiliated to the party of government has stood up and said we will not comply.
Joint statement from National TULO

Solidarity with the trans and non-binary community

Labour's 11 affiliated trade unions stand in total solidarity with the trans and non-binary community.

Trans rights are human rights, and trans rights are workers' rights.

We in the trade union movement will do all we can to stand up for our trans members and all our trans siblings, to protect them from persecution, harassment and attack.

The government must act now to protect all trans people, to make sure their rights are protected, expanded and upheld in our workplaces and communities.

Labour Unions
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you've got an opinion you want on here - submit it to the form: forms.gle/1gNMupaNHQf8xeRE6
All gigs should finish by 10pm - people can either get home at a decent hour or go and have a drink afterwards to discuss it and not have to rush off to get public transport.

anon_opin GOLD from 16th November 2024
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But I need to smile more.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Scotch eggs and pork pies are wonderful , but the hybrid gala pie needs more recognition as a superior bar snack.
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Michael Legge @michaellegge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Enid Blyton’s got edgy.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Giles Wilkes @gilesyb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
'no officer I'm not "wasting your time", it's September for goodness' sake'
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Alan Owlport 🦉 🎃 @alanallport.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There’s no excuse for being a right-wing cunt, yet here we are.
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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
If you put a lasagna on top of another lasagna, it’s no longer two lasagnas. It’s one giant lasagna. THAT is the power of lasagna.
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Matthew Somerville @dracos.co.uk · 26/09/2026
This is lovely – send a piece of text or a small file from one device to another, via the medium of sound waves: vrugtehagel.nl/transmit/
vrugtehagel.nl
Transmission
Transmit data using high-latency molecular vibration technology using the latest Stello-Matic and Decho-Matic devices.
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Dave Bagpuss Forsey ☕️ @bagpuss.org · 25/09/2026
Richard Hanson #totp
Hanson with RIchard Branson's face in a creepy Aphex Twin sort of way
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Bertha Mason @thornfieldhall.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two tier policing. Victoria Thomas Bowen, who chucked a milkshake at Farage, was given a 13-week jail sentence, suspended for 12 months; had to pay him £150 compensation; had to complete 120 hours of unpaid work and pay £450 in court costs. It was nowhere near the level of violence of this assault.
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if hundreds of uniformed and balaclava wearing non-white extremists gathered outside a police station because their leader had been arrested, it would be the lead national story
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pressure Another good film, like Oppenheimer and The Imitation Game, about how geekery won the Second World War. Satisfying geek service for geeks. Now just need a rousing movie about the Dowding System.
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 24/09/2026
Everyone, stop what you are doing. I've discovered there is a politician called Teresa May running for city council in British Columbia. And this is from one of her campaign videos. Never have two people with the same name had such different vibes.
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 23/09/2026
Nationalism does nothing but teach you to hate people you never met, and to take pride in accomplishments you had no part in.

Doug Stanhope
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Mark Wallace @wallaceme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When your friend who ordered cocktails, the steak supplement and a whiskey instead of coffee suggests “Shall we just split the bill between all of us?”
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The whole "small boats" issue is a problem created out of thin air by successive right wing governments and amplified by a racist media who don't want a single brown person in this country. It's so simple it fits in one post and I can add this sentence too.
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Giles Wilkes @gilesyb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Spectacular thread, go to the beginning
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just as well those committing wrongs against the RNLI are not holding placards supporting a proscribed organisation, else they would really be in trouble.
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Duchess Gemma 🐠🕷️🇪🇺 @gemmagould.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Daniel Thomas, known as Danny Tommo, shared a YouTube livestream of the boat from the Channel." fucks sake BBC not once do you mention 1. he had a knife 2. he slashed the boat with said knife 3. he committed criminal acts live on camera do fucking better
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Dozens of migrants taken to Dover after more than 30 hours at sea
Protesters had earlier gathered in Gosport after an initial report that the small boat would be brought further west.
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There aren’t many perfect TV shows but Colin from Accounts is one of them. Just beautiful from start to finish
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think I'm in love with Kevin 😻 #Caturday
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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ok, here's a compromise: Print out the unredacted Epstein Files and tape them to the Kennedy Center. Boom! His name will be all over the place.
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Milieu is one of those very useful words which it's hard to say without sounding like a cunt
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
you can’t be a knight of the realm if you’re not in the fucking realm
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
if you move to Monaco to avoid paying tax you should lose your knighthood
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The RNLI rescued Luftwaffe pilots in WW2 because the organisation is there to 'save life at sea' - it's something to be immensely proud of. But as I've said many times before Farage and Co don't seem to have pride in Britain and its institutions beyond flags and crap Enoch Powell said 60 years ago.
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There is no middle ground with the kind of people who attack the RNLI. We don’t need to ‘listen’ to them. We need to tell them where to go.
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