Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 02/10/202611yo Daughter: "Where are you going, dad?" Me: "Just to the toilet" 11yo daughter: "Good luck!" ...what does she know that I don't? 1270
Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Saw an article explaining how executives are urging a studio to embrace AI 'to lower costs and boost creativity'. Which is sort of like urging firefighters to start lighting fires, in order to reduce the number of fires, and make them better at preventing fires. 0173
Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'll belive the guys who insist that AI music is going to replace real music as soon as they're prepared to, in person, go up to a group of Swifties and firmly tell them that their mother goddess is obsolete I'll be generous and give them time to update their dental records beforehand 2403
Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026These bold predictions from tech bros would be a lot more worrying if they had the slightest inkling of an idea of how humans actually work See also; tech billionaires 'hacking' their own bodies to maximise health, via methods that would be laughed out of an undergraduate physiology class 54310
Reposted by Dr Dean BurnettChris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026With a surname like that, every chapter title is a pun: Lowe Life - when he was born Swing Lowe - for the sex tape stuff High Lowe - his old life of partying Do Your Balls Hang Lowe - now he's getting on a bit 1161
Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"The Lowe down" was RIGHT THERE! If you have a punnable name but refuse to use it as such, you shouldn't be writing autobiographies. This is a hill I will die on. 1913015
Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026To the guy in the supermarket car park, the one wearing a tight vest, with a tattoo sleeve on one arm, tuning up an acoustic guitar: I don't know what you've got planned, but I'm 97% sure it's not going to be as appreciated as you believe it's going to be 3495
Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Putting together a grant proposal to research the bizarre psychological phenomenon of how coffee/tea with *not enough* milk tastes stronger than coffee/tea with *zero* milk 5323
Reposted by Dr Dean BurnettWomen in Neuroscience UK @womeninneurouk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Read the blog here: www.womeninneuroscienceuk.org/post/myth-bu... @becky-pope.bsky.socialwomeninneuroscienceuk.orgMyth-Busting NeuroscienceDo we really only use 10% of our brains? Can a machine tell if we’re lying? And are you actually ‘left-brained’ or ‘right-brained’? Lucy Browning explores the neuroscience myths we love to believe, and what they reveal about how we engage with science. 031
Reposted by Dr Dean BurnettWomen in Neuroscience UK @womeninneurouk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026🧠 Do we only use 10% of our brains? Can a polygraph really tell if we’re lying? And are you actually ‘left-brained’ or ‘right-brained’? Lucy Browning explores the neuroscience myths we love to believe, and why the most marketable myths can be the hardest to shake. @drdeanburnett.bsky.social 133
Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026People making fun of Melania Trump's expression, but I think that's unfair. It's not her fault, she just has resting HOW IS HE *STILL* ALIVE? face 1250
Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you think "employee needs to consume fluids to function" is a dealbreaker for your business, I have *terrible* news for you about AI... 1406
Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I've been sent many 'creative' arguments and objections to #antidepressants lately. This is my new favourite. Also, for the #conspiracy enthusiasts, if I were a shadowy organisation wanting the masses to be productive but easily manipulated, removing their sex drives would be the LAST thing I'd do 2234
Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just stared at myself in the mirror and realised the claim that men's ears keep growing as we age seems to be true. I look like I'm in the middle stage of Pokemon evolution where the final stage is Ferengi 4490
Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Suddenly getting a lot of wedding fayre and venue offers in my feeds. Presumably because I posted that my wife and I celebrated our twentieth anniversary yesterday. Not sure if the algorithms are just being profoundly dumb as per, or even they're thinking "She's SURELY about to leave him by now?" 6310
Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If people spending taxpayers money on alcohol is such an undeniable problem, I assume they also plan to permanently close the House of Commons bar? 2834989
Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Rare that vou get a news story where commenters can yell about people being both privileged AND scroungers, but we might have managed it here. #ADHD #Autism #neurodiversity l 06315
Reposted by Dr Dean BurnettRobin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Listen to episode one with @holliemcnish.bsky.social - next up @chanda.blacksky.app www.patreon.com/RobinInce/po... #podcast #cosmology #poetry 1286
Reposted by Dr Dean BurnettSMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The whole "small boats" issue is a problem created out of thin air by successive right wing governments and amplified by a racist media who don't want a single brown person in this country. It's so simple it fits in one post and I can add this sentence too. 1382119
Reposted by Dr Dean BurnettBig Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Exciting SIGNED book news! "The Best of Adrian Tchaikovsky" @aptshadow.bsky.social is published in December 37 stories! More than 600 pages! The ultimate collection of Adrian's short(er) fiction. Pre-order a SIGNED copy HERE www.biggreenbookshop.com/signed-copie... 414423
Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A musician pushing a piano down twenty flights of stairs could claim they're producing more 'original sounds' than ever before. Even if it's true, it's not an achievement, and nobody wants to actually listen to that 3293
Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This last week or so has been a bit perplexing for those of us who could never understand why Ed Sheeran was so popular in the first place. The musical equivalent of a frozen pizza base, or the default character skin in a video game. 6600
Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I didn't post it at the time because it may have seemed distasteful, but all the recent conversations about "We all remember exactly where we were when we found out about the 9/11 attacks" reminded me of my own experience, and how ridiculous it was Basically, I was on my grandmother's shed roof 1/6 2162
Reposted by Dr Dean BurnettSte Johnson @steillustrates.bsky.social · 26/07/2026So was a bit late for the 35th Anniversary but plenty early for the 37th Anniversary of The Best Of Both Worlds Just need to work out the title and where that will sit but in the meantime please enjoy this painting i did paint #startrekthenextgeneration #startrekfanart #fanart #startrek #theborg 1029480
Reposted by Dr Dean BurnettThe Abominable Jonathan L. Howard @jonathanlhoward.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Alan Ritchson seems an okay sort of feller. 013638
Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Remembering that time I was tagged as a 'beta male' by one of those 'Alpha' manosphere accounts My pointing out that snidely and anonymously tagging strangers on Instagram, a platform typically associated with teenage girls, is not especially 'alpha' behaviour, got me blocked Ah, testosterone... 2491
Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hang on, where did this blue tick come from? What does it mean? Am I officially 'me' now? 3191
Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Nine years ago this very day, we brought a kitten home from the rescue shelter. There were several available, we narrowed it down to one of two seemingly identical tabbies. Then one dived from a high shelf into an empty food sack, and got stuck. 1/2 2652
Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"This is a perfect quick and easy recipe for when you don't feel like cooking..." [Procerds to show video clip of recipe that clearly involves at least an hour of what everybody would consider 'cooking']static.klipy.comHah RightttALT: Hah Righttt 2343
Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'm 94% sure that, by this time next year, we'll have heard all about how David #Walliams has suddenly discovered Christianity. 1318327
Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Frustrating parenting moment of my daughter demanding to know why the trailer for Frozen 3, which got her very excited, is out now when the movie isn't released for 14 months, and me not knowing what to tell her because I find the situation as baffling as she does 4330
Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"Have you found a solution for the situation with Ed's opening acts?" "Sure have" "And it's not another mortifyingly embarrassing misstep that'll just make him look even more ridiculous, as I specified?" "Yep... wait, *not*???" 2253
Reposted by Dr Dean BurnettNick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This is even more embarrassing when you learn that this is what he says to female fans backstage. 1276
Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Given that a barely qualified psychiatrist making one 10 year old briefly go without meds warranted weeks of primetime coverage about how #ADHD is a myth, this report, which is orders of magnitude more conclusive, will surely receive even more attention. Any minute now... #TheGreatADHDMyth 316199
Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Publisher: "We've just sent you the PDF of the new Chinese edition of your book. Can you have a look at it and see if there are any issues?" Me:static.klipy.comDr Gregory House: What?ALT: Dr Gregory House: What? 1471
Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I have a joke about Milner's agentic state experiment. I really don't want to tell it to you, but... 160
Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I have a joke about myelin, but it just gets on people's nerves 3574
Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Live footage of Ed Sheeran's sound checkstatic.klipy.comJohn Travolta Confused: What HuhALT: John Travolta Confused: What Huh 1507
Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Theory; the reason this complete non-story about a handful of bigots adding needless paperwork to their bigotry is getting so much attention, is because 'Piddington' is an objectively silly name 2319625
Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I just found out about the Aella discourse. Don't really understand what it's actually about, but I offer this contribution 0121
Reposted by Dr Dean BurnettLav @lavenderbean.bsky.social · 15/09/2026BREAKING: Ed Sheeran replacement support act announced 0173
Reposted by Dr Dean BurnettMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The cool thing about complicity is that it goes away if you just tell people you don’t have it 583042241
Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 15/09/2026BREAKING: Ed Sheeran replacement support act announced 0100
Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran? Ed Shithouse, more like! [I'm very tired] 1290
Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Evening repost Jimmy Carr’s Dangerous Suicide Advice theneuroscienceofeve... As it's #NationalSuicidePreventionMonth (emphasis on *prevention*), here's my thorough critique of a supposedly helpful but actually damaging take on suicide doing the rounds, provided by Jimmy Carr #Mentalhealth theneuroscienceofeverydaylife.substack.comJimmy Carr’s Dangerous Suicide AdviceThere’s a clip going around of Jimmy Carr sharing his take on suicide. And it’s presented as some wise, profound thing. But it isn’t. At best, it’s just wrong. At worst, it’s actively dangerous. 3188