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@julianshea.bsky.social
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More of the same dad jokes/middle aged ranting as on the bird place. Fan of the good guys, enemy of the usual suspects. Likes Springsteen, West Ham, Europe-type stuff. 🇪🇺🇮🇪🇧🇦

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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 3h
'It's game over', said a disappointed Councillor Packman.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 20h
Dear BBC, The Traitors is some people playing a game, grown ups pretending something in the way small children do. It's not a news story. Please learn the difference and act accordingly.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 8h
I see someone is fully embracing the opportunities of life's third act. Go for a walk or take up jigsaws, mate.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 20h
Well with a track record of front pages like this, then they must be right, surely. And a bonus point for the toilet paper ad below, although surely if you've bought this rag, you've already taken care of that.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 20h
Dear BBC, The Traitors is some people playing a game, grown ups pretending something in the way small children do. It's not a news story. Please learn the difference and act accordingly.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mutes word 'Traitors'.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Narcissist falls foul of reflecting pool. Who could have forseen that?
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Budge up Ratko, another one on her way down to hell. It's proving a tough old year for the world's most evil people, isn't it? 🤷‍♀️ Bosnian Serb 'Iron Lady' war crimes convict Plavsic dies aged 96 share.google/0GmCOleG2ii0...
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Bosnian Serb 'Iron Lady' war crimes convict Plavsic dies aged 96
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Deform's achilles brain will always be that they are very very thick. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Burnham made Farage seem “angry, thin-skinned… absurd. What we witnessed today was a masterclass in political communication which makes Farage look like an amateur” Finally. The confidence that comes with emotional intelligence. It could make all the difference. iandunt.substack.com/p/burnham-sp...
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Burnham speech: An astonishing moment of radicalism and commitment
It’s easy to be cynical, but it would be false. Something extraordinary is happening here.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
'The Beatles? Yeah, they're good, I'll give them that, but you know what they're missing? *Me*.'
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
'Death row woman receives life-saving measures after two lethal injections fail to kill her.' I see America is being absolutely normal again.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
'It's mind-boggling that people don't want to visit Trump's America'..
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 1 90👑 97🔥 97🔥 90👑 95🏅 Final score: 936
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is genuinely one of the funniest songs ever written, it genuinely makes me cry with laughter, and there is no greater performer of it than Roy Hudd. Take it away, maestro... youtu.be/KaxfBK_V99o?...
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The Hole In the Elephant's Bottom
YouTube video by Roy Hudd - Topic
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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Went to make my elderly mum's tea and then came back to watch the football. It's hard to see someone you once loved struggling with mobility and selfishly demanding attention. But that's Ronaldo for you.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
💥💥💥 COME ON!!!!! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Brexit referendum 'possible' in Labour election manifesto, says Andy Burnham
The PM says a referendum wouldn't be the right thing now but the UK needs to consider its options for the future.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
'Make up your mind, Portugal, you can have me or Jesus. This country ain't big enough for the both of us,' said the shy retiring Ronaldo.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's hard to keep track, but I think the latest from Number 10 is that the Iranian government was involved in a fuel theft operation in which no bombs were found, and for which everyone was bailed, and one of the gang called the police and let them know what they were up to. Is that right?
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's only now that we realise he was saying 'Stay *humbled*'.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Perfectly put.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As part of Manchester City's punishment, the Oasis Etihad Stadium gigs have now been relegated to Rochdale.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If they just spent less on avocados ... (am I doing this right, Kemi?)
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FINALLY SOMEONE HAS HAD ENOUGH OF THIS RUBBISH. A long way to go, obviously, but just to hear someone say these words after a decade of stagnant, hate-fuelled decline... there's hope.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's been four years now, lads. She would appreciate your dedication but also wish for you to move on, for the sake of the business.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Narrator: 'And he was right. More right than he could possibly have imagined'. The desperation of the very worst people to hurl themselves at any passing outrage bandwagon and end up beneath its wheels is always comedy gold.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Harry Potter and the prisoner of your own driveway. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Possible Harry Potter filming 'cuts off' Latimer residents
One resident says she will not leave her home while filming takes place.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes yes YES. The mighty @dubioza.org are heading back to British shores next year, folks. Get ready for a crazy night out, they are amazing. dubioza.org/tour-dates/
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Tour dates
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Congratulations to Citeh for having done the Double before we're even out of September. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Manchester City charges: Premier League confirms club guilty of all charges related to financial rule breaches
The Premier League confirms that Manchester City have been found guilty of all charges related to breaches of Premier League financial rules between 2009-10 and 2017-18.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A ridiculous headline but a hilarious thought. Will FIFA have to make up something else for him?
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Nicola Kelly @nicolakellywrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Brexit has done more harm than good. YES.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🎵 It'll be lonely this Christmas in Parkhurst... 🎵 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Daniel Thomas refused bail over alleged boat damage in Channel
Daniel Thomas is remanded in custody after appearing at Portsmouth Crown Court.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Captain Thugwash (who came into the dock carrying a bible 😆) has been refused bail and will be in custody until his trial next March. Lovely stuff.
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Josh Self @josh.politics.co.uk · 29/09/2026
#Onthisday in 2014: Liz Truss delivers impassioned speech on cheese and apple imports “At the moment we import two-thirds of our apples. We import nine-tenths of all of our pears. We import two-thirds of our cheese. “That is a DISGRACE!” www.politics.co.uk/history/that...
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‘That is a disgrace!’: Liz Truss pork markets speech (2014)
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
'How come I can fit this shoe on my foot, but not this pencil? Bloody Two Tier Britain', writes ... a lawyer.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't worry, Trump says it just needs someone confident but ignorant in charge of it and there won't be a problem. So that's all good, then.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's a bit of a step up from 'warning: may contain traces of nuts', isn't it?
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Defecation, defecation, defecation.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'Have you got a copy of Fly Tipping by RAF Fairford? You do? Oh that's wonderful. My name? Fairford. RAF Fairford.'
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Andrew Mueller @andrewmueller.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At very real risk of self-quoting, the gags in that week's Foreign Desk Explainer pretty much wrote themselves.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New Michael Palin series tonight and new Blue Lights starts tomorrow. What more can you ask for from a week?
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Your occasional reminder that Thames Water are, in every way, the very very very worst company ever to exist. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Seven London boroughs with water supply issues, Thames Water says
Specialists are on site and working to stop water flooding from a broken pipe, the company says.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
squareword.org 1701: 8 guesses 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟨🟩🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 <6:🟩 <11:🟨 <16:🟧 16+:🟥 #squareword #squareword1701
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm sure he would have found 'Sir Ken Dodd Revenue' funnier.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Have I got this right? Now he's not being paid to garden, the gardener has more time to devote to his garden, making up for the fact he will no longer be able to pay others to do his garden, which viewers thought the gardener did, when actually it was his gardeners. At least he wasn't put on leave.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Denmark is trolling Trump.
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