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DanimalOKC⚡️👆

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Buffet critic. Local celebrity. www.instagram.com/tastybang?igsh=MW… #mutantfam

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
/to the tune of Band On The Run "Pain at the pump."
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Was 13-2 the score of the last OU football championship?
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Father’s Day should have a piñata. I think Father’s Day could only be enhanced by allowing the dad to release some frustration by a demonstration of violence in front of the family. Maybe put a picture of the loudest toy the child has on the piñata, something like that
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Kurt Helin @basketballtalk.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I loved this Mark Daigneault quote during the season, it explains a lot: "We're actually not a team that wants to find rotational stability in the regular season. We're trying to create variability... It puts guys in situations where they have to adapt... which we think is good for the playoffs."
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
6MOY Keldon Johnson, 5 pts in 11 mins, 5 pf, a turnover, -23 at home, didn’t have to guard JDub
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Kornet is -37 in 31 mins over 3 games
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
So now, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert will not be broadcast into a single American home, making it no different than The CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil.
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
plants go crazy for water
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
That Wemby elbow was dirtier than the oil at Long John Silvers.
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
welcome everyone to night time! it's dark outside, so you know what that means. switch some lights on, eat a little dinner. check out the tv if time allows. complete all your secret activities before the sun comes up. if you don't get it all done - there's always tomorrow night!
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Just invented a new 3-sided pillow. One side is always hot, one is always cold, and the other has a sesame teriyaki glaze
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Hey @timheidecker.bsky.social why won't you talk to me bro? I'm a better comedy writer than anyone you got on staff right now. That's true as fuck
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
We Ride at Dawn
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
(twentieth pilot enters cockpit) ok certainly that's the last one
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
This guy gets it.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
The tragedy of John Fetterman is that he used to dress like a slob but have an encouraging spirt, making him an Oaf of Rugged Individuality, one of America’s great oaf groups. But now he dresses like a slob and whines all the time, making him an Oaf of Misery
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 20/02/2026
New: A comedian set up a fake ICE tip line as a joke. Then 100 calls flooded in: neighbors ratting on neighbors, a teacher reporting a kindergartener. Fans say the viral TikToks revealed deportation's "banality of evil." Conservatives say he should be in prison wapo.st/4kM4qbF
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A fake ICE tip line reveals neighbors reporting neighbors
A Nashville comedian’s deportation hotline, set up as a joke, has gone viral among viewers who say it shows the “banality of evil personified” in the U.S. immigration crackdown.
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Rockatansky @huntr1.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Costco lawyers already in that ass with both feet
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Couldn’t be happier to welcome Nikola Topic!
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I’d care for a sedative #mutantfam #thelastdrivein
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
For those keeping tabs at home - a 2019 CRV rear differential parts only is about $3500 😰
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Melania will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Thunder Pelicans benches clear 👀
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Greg Bovino looks like the last fry in the bag
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sweetniss.bsky.social @sweetniss.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
It’s all so stupid. Stupid people being stupid. Stupid.
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Fuck Carson Beck, hope the Jets take him 2nd overall
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
A few months ago, ICE hired me I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!" My latest for Slate
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You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
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Gabino Iglesias @gabino.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
By @mluckovich.bsky.social.
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Paternity test now
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Lauren Harper @laurenleharper.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
You can’t report illegal acts because you don’t want to compromise them being carried out is an interesting take, if true
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Trump said he was a job creator and he wasn’t lying, he just created like 2 or 3 generations of new terrorists
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 15/12/2025
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Just doesn't seem right for there to be something called Polymarket that isn't a dating app
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Someone needs to take the shoe laces away from the Suns coach
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I've never met a printer that wasn't a drama queen.
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Ben Arbuckle calling right QB power on 2nd and 15
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
The most recent worst home loss ever for West Virginia is closer to Cleopatra than Cleopatra was to Tyrannosaurus Rex; Cleopatra was closer to Trex than Trex was to Stegosaurus
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orcus @goblin.news · 28/11/2025
A log in the mud is like church for bugs
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
We live in a sickostocracy
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Omg KSBI just cut to "sheriff country" and the Thunder game flipped to kwtv WITH NO ANNOUNCEMENT
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Hey kiddo, can't sleep? I know you're scared by these uncertain times. For $7 a month, gain access to unlimited Dad. Tuck-ins, reassurance, daily Dad games.
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Another quality loss though
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud
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The Hounds of Basquiatball @basquiatball.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
At urgent care for sciatica pain because I am in as good of shape as LeBron James
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Jason Takes Man-Adams @jamnpp.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
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