Reposted by DanimalOKC⚡️👆David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 13/07/2026/to the tune of Band On The Run "Pain at the pump." 1460646
DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Was 13-2 the score of the last OU football championship? 011
DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Father’s Day should have a piñata. I think Father’s Day could only be enhanced by allowing the dad to release some frustration by a demonstration of violence in front of the family. Maybe put a picture of the loudest toy the child has on the piñata, something like that 010
DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 21/06/2026DC is one of the most heavily surveilled places, you’d think we’d have at least a description of these supposed assailants 010
DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Did they get their $300B? Father’s Day sales are already happening 000
Reposted by DanimalOKC⚡️👆Kurt Helin @basketballtalk.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I loved this Mark Daigneault quote during the season, it explains a lot: "We're actually not a team that wants to find rotational stability in the regular season. We're trying to create variability... It puts guys in situations where they have to adapt... which we think is good for the playoffs." 03110
DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 23/05/20266MOY Keldon Johnson, 5 pts in 11 mins, 5 pf, a turnover, -23 at home, didn’t have to guard JDub 010
Reposted by DanimalOKC⚡️👆Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 22/05/2026So now, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert will not be broadcast into a single American home, making it no different than The CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil. 321168156
DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 21/05/2026You talk to her like that or this just like an online thing? 110
DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Should have been suspended, too, but no, just gets glazed 120
DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Are you going to write any articles about Steph Castle bruising, holding, and wrestling Shai all game? 100
Reposted by DanimalOKC⚡️👆potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 18/05/2026plants go crazy for water 412618
DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Don’t worry, there’re gonna make sure Austin Reaves lives at the line. 010
Reposted by DanimalOKC⚡️👆Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 11/05/2026That Wemby elbow was dirtier than the oil at Long John Silvers. 141
DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 10/05/2026It’s LA in LA, the amount of people with money booing and bitching online is probably enough to send it back to okc for 1 000
DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 08/05/2026We’ve done it before, just kinda getting tired of it 000
Reposted by DanimalOKC⚡️👆"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 03/05/2026welcome everyone to night time! it's dark outside, so you know what that means. switch some lights on, eat a little dinner. check out the tv if time allows. complete all your secret activities before the sun comes up. if you don't get it all done - there's always tomorrow night! 09014
Reposted by DanimalOKC⚡️👆mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Just invented a new 3-sided pillow. One side is always hot, one is always cold, and the other has a sesame teriyaki glaze 510315
Reposted by DanimalOKC⚡️👆Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 22/04/2026AAAAAAAAAHHHHH 0171
Reposted by DanimalOKC⚡️👆Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Hey @timheidecker.bsky.social why won't you talk to me bro? I'm a better comedy writer than anyone you got on staff right now. That's true as fuck 11207139
DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Oracle also a top to bottom amazing experience in terms of view, food, the whole thing. Coors used to have quite a view, but I’ll still give it props for the rooftop bar 130
Reposted by DanimalOKC⚡️👆Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 25/03/2026First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of. 5168991351
DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Differential Equations and the Calculus of fucking Variations 012
Reposted by DanimalOKC⚡️👆Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/03/2026(twentieth pilot enters cockpit) ok certainly that's the last one 2665985
Reposted by DanimalOKC⚡️👆More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 23/02/2026This guy gets it. 446234855656
DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Maybe a hungover and confused Kid Rock looking for his keys? 000
Reposted by DanimalOKC⚡️👆Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/02/2026The tragedy of John Fetterman is that he used to dress like a slob but have an encouraging spirt, making him an Oaf of Rugged Individuality, one of America’s great oaf groups. But now he dresses like a slob and whines all the time, making him an Oaf of Misery 233105021144
Reposted by DanimalOKC⚡️👆Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 20/02/2026New: A comedian set up a fake ICE tip line as a joke. Then 100 calls flooded in: neighbors ratting on neighbors, a teacher reporting a kindergartener. Fans say the viral TikToks revealed deportation's "banality of evil." Conservatives say he should be in prison wapo.st/4kM4qbFwapo.stA fake ICE tip line reveals neighbors reporting neighborsA Nashville comedian’s deportation hotline, set up as a joke, has gone viral among viewers who say it shows the “banality of evil personified” in the U.S. immigration crackdown. 26879552959
Reposted by DanimalOKC⚡️👆Rockatansky @huntr1.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Costco lawyers already in that ass with both feet 029919
DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Sister-in-laws are only playable INSIDE the trapezoid 070
DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 13/02/2026If you had relegation how would the draft work? If you’re bottom 2 or 3 and you’re relegated, you forfeit your pick to the promoted teams? 100
Reposted by DanimalOKC⚡️👆krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 11/02/2026No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor 109207744672
DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 11/02/2026You know desperation is setting in when the ads start mentioning radical Islam 000
DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Someone told me it’s on TBN, is there any truth to that? 120
DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I’d care for a sedative #mutantfam #thelastdrivein 021