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DanimalOKC⚡️👆

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Buffet critic. Local celebrity. www.instagram.com/tastybang?igsh=MW… #mutantfam

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
/to the tune of Band On The Run "Pain at the pump."
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Was 13-2 the score of the last OU football championship?
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Father’s Day should have a piñata. I think Father’s Day could only be enhanced by allowing the dad to release some frustration by a demonstration of violence in front of the family. Maybe put a picture of the loudest toy the child has on the piñata, something like that
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
DC is one of the most heavily surveilled places, you’d think we’d have at least a description of these supposed assailants
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Did they get their $300B? Father’s Day sales are already happening
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Kurt Helin @basketballtalk.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I loved this Mark Daigneault quote during the season, it explains a lot: "We're actually not a team that wants to find rotational stability in the regular season. We're trying to create variability... It puts guys in situations where they have to adapt... which we think is good for the playoffs."
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
6MOY Keldon Johnson, 5 pts in 11 mins, 5 pf, a turnover, -23 at home, didn’t have to guard JDub
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Kornet is -37 in 31 mins over 3 games
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
So now, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert will not be broadcast into a single American home, making it no different than The CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil.
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
You talk to her like that or this just like an online thing?
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Ok, cool
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Should have been suspended, too, but no, just gets glazed
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Are you going to write any articles about Steph Castle bruising, holding, and wrestling Shai all game?
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
plants go crazy for water
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Be the president TWICE^
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I need this gif
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Don’t worry, there’re gonna make sure Austin Reaves lives at the line.
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
That Wemby elbow was dirtier than the oil at Long John Silvers.
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
It’s LA in LA, the amount of people with money booing and bitching online is probably enough to send it back to okc for 1
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
We’ve done it before, just kinda getting tired of it
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
welcome everyone to night time! it's dark outside, so you know what that means. switch some lights on, eat a little dinner. check out the tv if time allows. complete all your secret activities before the sun comes up. if you don't get it all done - there's always tomorrow night!
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Just invented a new 3-sided pillow. One side is always hot, one is always cold, and the other has a sesame teriyaki glaze
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I’m sorry, the what?
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Hey @timheidecker.bsky.social why won't you talk to me bro? I'm a better comedy writer than anyone you got on staff right now. That's true as fuck
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
We Ride at Dawn
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Oracle also a top to bottom amazing experience in terms of view, food, the whole thing. Coors used to have quite a view, but I’ll still give it props for the rooftop bar
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Where’s he taking it?
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Differential Equations and the Calculus of fucking Variations
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I can smell these pictures 😹
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
(twentieth pilot enters cockpit) ok certainly that's the last one
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
A lot of people learn CPR from tv shows 🫣
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
That Celtics logo caught me off guard lmao
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
This guy gets it.
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
This has been a very entertaining game
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Maybe a hungover and confused Kid Rock looking for his keys?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
The tragedy of John Fetterman is that he used to dress like a slob but have an encouraging spirt, making him an Oaf of Rugged Individuality, one of America’s great oaf groups. But now he dresses like a slob and whines all the time, making him an Oaf of Misery
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 20/02/2026
New: A comedian set up a fake ICE tip line as a joke. Then 100 calls flooded in: neighbors ratting on neighbors, a teacher reporting a kindergartener. Fans say the viral TikToks revealed deportation's "banality of evil." Conservatives say he should be in prison wapo.st/4kM4qbF
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A fake ICE tip line reveals neighbors reporting neighbors
A Nashville comedian’s deportation hotline, set up as a joke, has gone viral among viewers who say it shows the “banality of evil personified” in the U.S. immigration crackdown.
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Rockatansky @huntr1.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Costco lawyers already in that ass with both feet
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Sister-in-laws are only playable INSIDE the trapezoid
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
But, but, Martin Brodeur
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
If you had relegation how would the draft work? If you’re bottom 2 or 3 and you’re relegated, you forfeit your pick to the promoted teams?
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Couldn’t be happier to welcome Nikola Topic!
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
You know desperation is setting in when the ads start mentioning radical Islam
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Sooo they were not joking…
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Someone told me it’s on TBN, is there any truth to that?
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I’d care for a sedative #mutantfam #thelastdrivein
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DanimalOKC⚡️👆 @danimalokc.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Welcome to town, Ballsack!
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