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Dale Hennessey

@dalehennessey.qwertyqwert.ca
1.1K followers 916 following 9.9K posts

Gay middle-aged man. Climate, bird flu, AI, Trump are all existential crises. I like to think my opinions are well-considered but I have blind spots and am open to new perspectives. Frequent dropper of F-bombs; less frequent dropper of C-bombs.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 19h
is it taking a bath, it’s taking a bath isn’t it
Diver finds turtle face down in a sea sponge. You won’t believe what it’s doing 🐢🛁
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 16h
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 12h
He makes a good point.
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David Elfstrom 🍁 @davidelfstrom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah, that coughing and "something going around" discussions is COVID. That nice low summer is over. Toronto's wastewater viral load is showing a consistent upward trend in COVID-19 and nearly zero levels of influenza A & B and RSV. wwater.ca/Ontario/Toro...
Most recent wastewater virus levels for Toronto, with date ending week ending September 27, 2026, showing a clear upward trend in COVID-19 and minimal for influenza and RSV.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 15h
https://www.threads.com/@vaughantomlinson
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 13h
The floor has cracked. He used to have a hard core of 32-36% approval, people who would stick with him no matter what. Even those people are now starting to bail, and when THAT happens a trickle becomes a flood
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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 19h
Them: "Lizard people run the government!" Me: "That's crazy." Them: "Are you sure?" Me: ......
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Dale Hennessey @dalehennessey.qwertyqwert.ca · 13h
On fuck off with this shit.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14h
the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it
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Dale Hennessey @dalehennessey.qwertyqwert.ca · 14h
Such bullshit, this Age of Abundance rhetoric. Give up some of your billions, pay your taxes!
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 20h
can't stop laughing
cait_elizabeth

It’s called talking down to you. He thinks your skills are inferior to his


notbroke_brokenin

It's actually called condescension.
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Rima I Anabtawi @rimaanabtawi.bsky.social · 21h
“Had he known what he knows now, Béjar would never have allowed his daughter on Instagram in the first place, he says. “Instagram is built on three pillars: addictive design, connecting you to strangers, and rewarding you for doing things that are exhibitionistic, performative or aggressive,””
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 20h
Evidence suggests cats have never understood personal space.

An ancient Egyptian stone carving depicts a figure lying flat on their back on a raised bed while a small cat sits directly on top of the person's upper chest and neck, staring down into their face.
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Dale Hennessey @dalehennessey.qwertyqwert.ca · 20h
AI is trash.
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Dale Hennessey @dalehennessey.qwertyqwert.ca · 20h
AI is trash.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 21h
They're doing WHAT in Burger King?? 😭😭😭

An exterior view of a Burger King location shows automatic sliding glass doors covered in a poster depicting a large double cheeseburger. The seam of the closing doors aligns with the center of the burger, making the phrase "WIR SUCHEN DICH!" look like "WIR SUCHEN DICH!" with a prominent seam straight down the middle.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 22h
Does anyone truly believe these are two different guys?
A screenshot of two punny posts, one by @los-los.bsky.social and the other by @gregthemiller.bsky.social. Both avis feature a man with facial hair wearing a ball cap and sunglasses.
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Greg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 23h
This is AWFUL — it’s exhausting being an author in the age of mass AI copyright fraud. If you can, support Alex (a real historian) against the fake copy 👇
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
From Robin Rouby-Progressive Cartoons
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Alex Harvey @alexharvv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh this can just fuck off An AI-'written' complete copy of my own book is now on Amazon; same title, more-or-less the same blurb, and exactly the same impetus. Reviewers of Amazon, I urge you to absolutely dive-bomb this plagiaristic piece of shit: www.amazon.co.uk/FORGOTTEN-VI...
A hollow copy of my book with a shit AI-generated cover
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Dale Hennessey @dalehennessey.qwertyqwert.ca · 08/10/2026
Of fuck off with this prick.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hasbro’s basilisk
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A meme set against a solid coral-red background featuring a wide-eyed, frantic-looking small black and tan dog cutout in the center with a wide, manic grin. White bold text above the dog reads "I'M OVERSTIMULATED" and text below reads "AND NOW I'M A BITCH". 

MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.com.
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T. Ryan Gregory 🇨🇦 @tryangregory.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Stop hyping the plagiarizing word guessing machine.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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A four-panel photo collage shows Steve the otter posing in different moods as if for various social media profiles.  
Text baked into the image:  
Top left panel: “LINKEDIN”  
Top right panel: “FACEBOOK”  
Bottom left panel: “INSTAGRAM”  
Bottom right panel: “TINDER”
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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It is funny (in the joker way, as per usual) how so many people's lives were completely shattered over copyright trolling from companies who treated downloading a song as a capital offense but the moment they could make money on it themselves it instantly stopped being relevant
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Jenny Lee Shee @jennyleeshee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Doug Ford still has three weeks left of his 20-week summer break. Jealous? Should’ve been born rich, taken over your dad’s business, inherited the family home, and scammed your way into becoming the laziest, most corrupt premier with the lowest approval rating in all of Canada, babe. #OnPoli
An egg-shaped plastic toy from the 70s called a Weeble. It has a round face, pale skin, slightly sinister expression, and is under four active police investigations. Folks find it charming because it hands out free hot dogs once a year and pretends to be a man of the people. Not pictured: A small red shovel and a Tim Hortons egg sammich.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mike Johnson is not a trustworthy negotiating partner. He lies as part of his religion.
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Dale Hennessey @dalehennessey.qwertyqwert.ca · 06/10/2026
Remove him NOW. This is dangerous & demented.
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Dale Hennessey @dalehennessey.qwertyqwert.ca · 06/10/2026
They are just SO GODDAMNED DUMB.
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SDK_Resists @sdk-resists.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=opKv... Illegal WHITE American immigrants that have colonized the beach areas of Mexico are being deported for over staying their visas! Call it poetic justice or retaliation I find it hilarious! Maybe Mexico should send them to different countries too like Trump is doing!
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White Americans SHOCKED & FRUSTRATED As They Get Deported From Mexico After Protests Against them
YouTube video by Kach!na Speaks
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Dale Hennessey @dalehennessey.qwertyqwert.ca · 06/10/2026
#CurrentMood
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So... "cable"... we're just doing cable again.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
Everything alive in the Devonian period tried too hard. “Ooo, look at me, I’m a weird elongated pentagon” Shut up!
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Econ 101
Person one: Taught my kids how socialism works. Let them trick or treat while I stayed home. Then took all their candy. Socialism 101.

Person two : The socialism part is where the community came together and fed your kids for free. The capitalism part is where you made them do all the work and stole from them.
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Dale Hennessey @dalehennessey.qwertyqwert.ca · 05/10/2026
What could *possibly* go wrong? AI is trash.
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Dale Hennessey @dalehennessey.qwertyqwert.ca · 05/10/2026
AI is dangerous, unreliable trash.
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quitedo @q1t3d0.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
Sex position juxtaposition @misshavishambles.bsky.social and @brielikethechhes.bsky.social
Post from @misshavishambles which says "face down on the boulevard of broken dreams" followed by one from @brielikethecches which says "Reverse cowgirl cuz keeping an eye out for the plague"
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Dale Hennessey @dalehennessey.qwertyqwert.ca · 05/10/2026
Oh fuck off.
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Dale Hennessey @dalehennessey.qwertyqwert.ca · 05/10/2026
The US is totally fucked.
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Dale Hennessey @dalehennessey.qwertyqwert.ca · 05/10/2026
Bless The Maker and His Water.
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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Looks like I’ve been banned from yet another farmer’s market for asking the fruit vendors if it’s a cantaloupe or a wontelope.
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Dale Hennessey @dalehennessey.qwertyqwert.ca · 05/10/2026
#ohno
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A person who cares for elderly cows is a doctor of dairyatrics.
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paulusthewoodgnome @paulusthewoodgnome.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Stupidity is one global resource the world is in no danger of running out of... www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Son of disgraced ex-president Jair Bolsonaro takes election lead in Brazil | First Thing
Flávio Bolsonaro is favorite to win 25 October runoff against 80-year-old incumbent leftwing president Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva
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Dale Hennessey @dalehennessey.qwertyqwert.ca · 05/10/2026
Every accusation is a confession.
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Dale Hennessey @dalehennessey.qwertyqwert.ca · 05/10/2026
#AIcoded
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We were there when Google was new. It was great. We were there when the web was born. It was astonishing. We don't have to be convinced when new tech is worth it. It's obvious. AI is obvious, too. It's obviously terrible.
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