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quitedo @q1t3d0.eurosky.social · 6h
Well this is all going very well, america.gov "What former or current US presidents have been found guilty in court of serious crimes?"
Criminal court
Official sources identify one U.S. president with a criminal-court guilty verdict:

Donald J. Trump — On May 30, 2024, a New York County jury found him guilty of 34 counts of falsifying business records in the first degree (New York Penal Law § 175.10). Congressional Research Service described those offenses as felonies under New York law. CRS LSB11174 · N.Y. court decision · case docket
I did not find an official source showing any other current or former U.S. president with a criminal-court guilty verdict.
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quitedo @q1t3d0.eurosky.social · 6h
I asked america.gov about the projected effects of the USAID cuts during the current presidency and got an unexpectedly honest reply.
Forecasting models predicted that steep USAID funding cuts could result in more than 14,051,750 additional all-age deaths by 2030
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 14h
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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quitedo @q1t3d0.eurosky.social · 8h
New Dead Sea scroll just dropped
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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was making potato and leek soup and the recipe asked for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 15h
Jack Smith says he stands by his decision to bring charges against Trump in the classified documents case. "If asked whether to prosecute a former President based on the same facts today, I would do so regardless of whether that President was a Republican or a Democrat."
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quitedo @q1t3d0.eurosky.social · 14h
Glanced at this image and thought it was a drone vacuuming up mustard
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filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · 14h
dudes who shoot their shot at AI generated women are fools. refined gentlemen like me shoot their shot at paintings in the art museum
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paulusthewoodgnome @paulusthewoodgnome.bsky.social · 16h
Great start to the week for CPS... bsky.app/profile/paul...
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quitedo @q1t3d0.eurosky.social · 16h
I feel like the Democrats need to budget exactly $0 for attack ads right now
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quitedo @q1t3d0.eurosky.social · 16h
Guess what else 'takes people off the system'? 💀
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quitedo @q1t3d0.eurosky.social · 16h
Presumably the people who downloaded the White House app and the Meta agent also happily use random QR codes everywhere they see them.
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Years ago, I was walking home late one night, and a drunk guy was harassing me - trying to get me to go home with him, pushy sex comments, etc. After a few mins, his mate turned to him and said, firmly but not aggressively, "MATE. leave her alone, yeah?" And he did. I think about him all the time.
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 17h
Flashback to when the Sensible Centrist Dad ones on Twitter As Was were making fun of that 'maaaaate' campaign & I was sat thinking 'yeah but it fucking works, though, peer pressure from other men works, have you gents tried it or if I look at your following list will I still see N1ck Coh3n there?'
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hard to imagine what that would be like
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 19h
Is it me, or does Michaelmas start earlier every year?
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Kevin the Librarian 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 @the-librarian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now that Nigel Farage has had his demands answered in the RAF Fairford investigation can we all demand an update from the Parliamentary standards commission and Met police regarding their investigations into him and Reform.
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 18h
Filing this alongside 'Charlie Brooker designed the CEX logo'
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 18h
HOLY SHIT I am watching Channel 5 again at my mums house and I just learned that Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo. Did you know this??
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 19h
There's a weird puritan streak to how this article is written where the writer keeps noting that the people who run the business side of porn are normal - they wear gilets and work in 'nondescript offices', as opposed to what? A building shaped like a giant cock? www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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‘Online sex workers literally have to bare it all’: why Patricia Nilsson is exposing the world’s biggest porn bosses
As a business journalist, Nilsson began rigorously reporting on the power players of the adult industry, who prefer to remain in the shadows. Along the way, she uncovered how porn has shaped the inter...
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quitedo @q1t3d0.eurosky.social · 19h
People like Jim Radcliffe who live abroad and try to convince us Britain's problems are all down to immigration should be called 'con-doms'.
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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 28/09/2026
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Neil Mackay @neilmackay.bsky.social · 21h
Drumcree Orangemen desecrate the memory of the dead Seven people - three men, one woman & three children - were killed by loyalist terrorists because of Drumcree in the 1990s. I covered the terrible events. Is this forgotten? What’s happening now mocks their loss. In @heraldscotland.bsky.social
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Shame on them: Drumcree Orangemen desecrate the memory of the dead
Our Writer at Large covered the Northern Ireland Troubles extensively. Here, he remembers the lives lost over Drumcree and says Loyalist protestors…
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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The final advert.
The Viz advert for Frank Muir Modeller magazine featuring the plasticene model of Frank Muir with exclusives such as 'Make a classic My Music Era Muir out of BabyBel wax'
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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now seems as good a time as any to post the plasticine Frank Muir that I built for the ‘Amateur Frank Muir Modeller’ Viz ad back in 2006.
A plasticine model of Frank Muir.
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Simon McGarr @tupped.bsky.social · 22h
This is why, every year, the whole of Ireland is required to celebrate the Puck Fair. We can’t just say that hauling a goat into the air for days on end is something just for Kerry. We are a united country, which is why we have airborne goats everywhere.
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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 22h
Can’t believe that Palestine Action, the Russian and Iranian Governments, and Islamist extremists all got together to hatch a bomb plot that involved a group of blokes sitting in a van shirtless with no bomb.
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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A porno where he takes her out for a nice meal first but they have to wait too long and they fill up on bread and then have to force down the steak and lobster so his IBS flares up and he spends the evening in the hotel bathroom while she watches Antiques Roadshow. Too sexy?
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The fact that the Fairford suspects are all British Nationals proves nothing. I’m a British National and look at the damage I’ve already caused to the UK.
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Luckless Pedestrian @squindar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
400 people? there are more people circling my local costco parking lot looking for parking.
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matt ratt HoL MBE BA(Hons) Swimming Certificate Cycle Awareness @windows98support.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How do I eject someone from my gender?
Some scraggly ass looking block saying “Speaking for a lot of guys... we really hate this. 🤢” accompanied by two pictures of two women wearing dresses with the most glorious looking tummy’s you’ve ever seen.
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quitedo @q1t3d0.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
Clive Myrie has so little charisma he makes Gary Barlow look interesting. #mastermind
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Katherine ✨ @kmr318.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is just so horrifying and wrong. Stephen Miller needs to go to prison.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
I still think splitting the atom is the more significant scientific achievement but it's a little odd inventing a protein bar that doesn't taste horrible is taking a lot longer
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's not just that we had two wasted years under Keir Starmer - years in which, with a vast majority and quite a lot of goodwill - he could have turned this country around. On crucial issues, we had two years of spiralling backwards, towards a very dark place. 🧵 www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Ed Miliband to acknowledge Labour’s former stance on Palestine fell short
Foreign secretary will tell party’s conference ‘we are not here to accept the status quo but to change it’
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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
My junk folder reads like someone has had it up to here with chiropractors
Email folder screenshot. 4 emails entitled: no more chiropractors, Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, no more chiropractors
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Reform UK Councillors, know the 5 stages.
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quitedo @q1t3d0.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
There's a sign over the southbound A34 which says "BOURNEMOUTH IS NOT SAFE. TURN AROUND NOW".
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
debbie sounds like fun
Handwritten door sign reads “All Girls With Long Hair - Must Be tied UP.
Thank you
DEBBIE”
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are there still straight men out there who don't comprehend how many more women we'd pull by pulling off gay standards of dress, grooming and general taste? I mean, we'd still need to overcome being relentless assholes, but that's just a given. We've worked around that one for centuries.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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mattevansc3.bsky.social @mattevansc3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*Juliet wakes up and finds Romeo has stabbed himself* Juliet: Fuck
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quitedo @q1t3d0.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
Lucinda would sit in her room for hours watching Tiktok videos as her pet slug snored in its basket
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quitedo @q1t3d0.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
Clippy Norwood
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quitedo @q1t3d0.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
Tilly Norwood Blue Screens In Live Interview And Then Tells Interviewer They Switched Her Off Without Shutting Her Down First
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
This whole article is so bleak. Maybe try accepting your kid for who they are?
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Andrew Hawkins @beardeduniverse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The magical place at the end of my road.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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