AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 18hIt's nice to see someone genuinely care about their minions, rather as viewing them as disposable once they've played their role in the evil scheme. This is how it's done, y'all 1353
Reposted by AkivaMCohenfinrodsauronverynsfwprivatefolderdonotlook @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026stop doing this shit on saturdays 1363
Reposted by AkivaMCohenWe're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We’re just innocent men 5812273
AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Until this morning, when I googled it as a result of Discourse, I had never heard Choosin Texas. Yes, because I don't listen to country. Which is *fine*. This article is an abomination 251228
Reposted by AkivaMCohenWerewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Zman Simchateinu would be a good and appropriate time for it to happen. 0134
AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026@dmschmeyer.bsky.social I'm sorry, I told them to take it easy on you once the game was in hand, but they just keep scoring 6100
AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's not Iran targeting *Belgium* It's Iran targeting *Jews* 21069
Reposted by AkivaMCohenElizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Advice for my younger friends: if you want to encourage yourself to stay healthy and functional, to exercise and eat well... ...pick a couple of motherfuckers you really want to outlive. 551849310
AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026So the answer to this is "yes, I do want this," where "this" is "business owners to decide they are not going to run ads they actually believe are false" For the same reason I want them to not run ads for neo-Nazi websites. The solution to "what if it's run by a right winger who takes down all... 1464
Reposted by AkivaMCohenBrendan Nyhan @brendannyhan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The fake Zuck speech in the trailer is totally right. Do you want one person to decide what ads can run on social media platforms? It's 2026 - look around! What if the Trump-aligned tech oligarchs just said they were taking down all Democratic ads because of "fact-checks"? 912231
AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fwiw I do this all the time and people seem to be able to tell the difference between "this is a good point, I want to riff on it but it would be rude to do that in your mentions" and "look at THIS asshole" Frankly, I'd like to think I'm helping the former be the default assumption 2552
AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Love is a surgeon with a clean pocket but with pressure he basically becomes Zach Wilson And between injuries and bad GMing his OL is an abomination Bad combination, and "good except under pressure" isn't a recipe for success either way 7150
AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Let's just hope the packers get a high draft pick and there's an impact player available for that pick 390
AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I've got to be honest I rewound this video four or five times just to keep re-watching her desperately try to pronounce the word "schtick" that her speechwriters had included for her in the apparent belief that she knew what it was Go to 0.40 16627
Reposted by AkivaMCohenRotating Handles @davidhdaw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is the outcome all the wishy washy Talarico stuff is looking for. This isn't a getable voter but it is a goawayable voter. 532140
AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Netanyahu at the UN: There wasn't a single Israeli in Gaza on the morning of October 7. Not a civilian, not a soldier. Nobody's going to care about this but that's wrong. There were two Israeli civilians in Gaza then: Avera Mengistu and Hisham al-Sayed, who'd been held by Hamas for years. 18520
AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026That's going to make it pretty damn hard to argue this was anything but contempt 8758
Reposted by AkivaMCohenByron @byronic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026honestly I just enjoy the decision tree. I can't outsource that to a computer because I am internally inconsistent and therein lies the fun. Ladd McConkey had the big Q but gave me the good vibes, and had he 0'd out for the week I would have lost 051
Reposted by AkivaMCohenRyan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano 11867541611
Reposted by AkivaMCohenRiver_Tam @rivertam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I mean I can think of exactly one guy who would be dumb enough to want this filed and powerful enough to demand they file it 2801
Reposted by AkivaMCohenShoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Leaning back in my chair, smiling smugly as I point to Exhibit A, a sign that says "NUH UH" 1192
AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The Trump administration has filed a supplemental notice in the CNN/Politico/MSNow lawsuit and.... Someone had to have been high to think this was a good idea 821537
Reposted by AkivaMCohenIra 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026TRUMP "I'm building a ballroom for entertaining." > "I'm building a ballroom for national security." "I'm building an arch to celebrate our greatness." > "I'm building an arch for national security." "I'm banning those reporters b/c they suck." > I'm banning them b/c national security." 35111
AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Listening to the hearing in the challenge to Trump banning Politico/MSNow/etc from the WH Parties will get 20 minutes a side. Judge starts with "where I'm at, so you can tailor your argument" "I have to start with the DC Circuit precedent that exists ... DC Circuit held in Sherrill there's a 516034
Reposted by AkivaMCohenDarin Self @darinself.com · 23/09/2026Diesel firms: Oh, so I just have to sit on inventory for 90 days and then I get the global market price again? 911022
AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I know that whenever I get on a flight, my number one concern is what the pilot's fetishes are. So glad to know I'm not the only one who has this preoccupation, which is COMPLETELY NORMAL DESPITE WHAT THE DOCTORS KEEP TELLING ME 1111812
Reposted by AkivaMCohenKOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford.bsky.social 611258
AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You only think this is evidence because of the mind control, sheep 5527
AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026There's a condition on which I would find this not only reasonable and acceptable, but an affirmatively good thing 1119923
AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Also sincerely: I guess it depends what instructions you give it. "Analyze the data and set the best fantasy lineup"? Yeah, you're just letting your computer play for you. "Set my lineup on Sunday morning with whoever has the highest projected score"? Rankings slave, but no different than manually 7430
AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Almost like economics wasn't why they don't like democrats 33831135
AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026youtu.beThe Great Herring WarYouTube video by Sonny Moore 5410
AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026What's your "origin" video game? Most gamers have a lot of favorite games, sure, but there's always one that basically 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 you. I'm talking about the game that flipped that little switch in your brain and made into a life-long gamer. So, which game is 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨? 16192
AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026OK, the announcing here is fantastic, but the directing and camera work is even better 5381
Reposted by AkivaMCohenIsaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026when I was younger, whenever I was having a bad mental health day and someone told me I needed to stop yelling, my response would be to scream at them as loud as I could in an “I’ll show you yelling” way. Anyway, someone told Rahmeh to stop posting antisemitism 79410
AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Wow is this ever a weird way to read the inciting post. This isn't a moral question, it's basic contracts. Once you agree to partner up, secession requires consent 12222
AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026LOL no way. I get it's an indy not a dem but no way a GOP senator is polling below 40% in Idaho 10413
Reposted by AkivaMCohenFred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 18/09/2026A defense against recklessness would be, "we had a process that we followed to avoid things like this," which is why "we eliminated that process months ago because it was woke and gay" is a liability problem. 07411
Reposted by AkivaMCohenDrew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Doesn’t really help the case that all of this was preceded by the administration both very loudly yelling & quietly signaling that they were doing away w/ namby-pamby things like civilian impact studies, not striking civilian infrastructure, brown generals, and the concept of war crimes in general. 1181
AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This thread and its quoted post/thread manage the rare triple bank shot of having everyone involved (Michael, @isaiahbishop.bsky.social & @mikeblack114.bsky.social) being wrong in important but different ways. (Isaiah gets it right on some stuff later in his own thread, thankfully) 15311
Reposted by AkivaMCohenLux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 18/09/2026People seem to be tossing around “sex cult” as a sensationalist “ooh this cult does freaky sex shit” modifier, but I am saying a sex cult is a specific org defined by both its culty abusive power dynamics *and* sex being a central focus of the ethos (not a fringe benefit). 1282
Reposted by AkivaMCohenMichael Paulauski♨️ @mike10010100.com · 18/09/2026The entire Trump administration will be held to account in the maximum possible way for this horrendous and deeply stupid war. That has basically nothing to do with LOAC. 2313
Reposted by AkivaMCohenmoominpapa.bsky.social @moominpapa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Yep. I'm honestly more willing to say "Forget it, dump Kaptur" because the secondary harms don't exist. If we're one seat down in the House because we finally lost a longtime DINO on multiple issues, then we're already sunk. 0499