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Chris

@crispy717.bsky.social
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Just a random guy. Here for 🗞️🏈🏀🎬📺

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
People forget that J6 was successful. Everyone who participated was let out of jail and the guy who perpetrated it is President again. There were no consequences. They have plenty of incentive to do a much bigger and worse version.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 23h
the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 10h
they should've made the sequel to the blair witch project about going in there with the army to kill her
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The Funk of 40,000 Years @hornbread.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Chris @crispy717.bsky.social · 16h
I can’t connect the dots but perhaps it involves this guy
Screenshot of a google search for Allan Jones. Trump loves these old timers.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 18h
I wrote this speech and am very pleased with how well he delivered it.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 09/10/2026
theonion.com/democrats-co...
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Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants
WASHINGTON—In a statement calling for more guardrails around ongoing immigration operations, Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives publicly condemned Immigration and Customs Enforcement Thurs...
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Aaron Sorkin shines at last night’s premiere of THE SOCIAL RECKONING
Wayne Diamond
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Theory: this SI thing is not basic Trump stupidity. This is a rebrand that the tech bros washed through Trump because AI sucks and they need to change the narrative so they got him to say it out loud and now they can all jump in and be like “yeah actually he’s right”
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🎃👻🧙‍♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙‍♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
this is so fucking sad
Alvin Sng 0 @alvinsng My wife: Can you read our baby a book?
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Me: Icanjust play an audiobook from my phone.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
Trump nodding, Susan Dell emoting.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 07/10/2026
You hysterical idiots. Donald Trump wasn’t asking Iran to attack LA or San Diego, he was just talking in a completely incoherent way that we have chosen to interpret as saying it would be bad if that happened. And it’s actually good that he talks like that,
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/10/2026
Troy Jackson: "As late as 2024, the FBI was circling around Sen. Collins ... then when President Trump came back, his administration dismantled the investigation. Now she votes with Donald Trump 96% of the time. Look, I don't owe Donald Trump nothing."
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it would be incredibly disturbing if larry ellison's son was talented at anything
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jeremy Herbert
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[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell]
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Gym for our minds” that’s a book you’re describing a book
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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
will you people shut the fuck up
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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steviebaby🫡 @steviebaby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
gavin newsom smiling, with the caption "why would i deceive you"
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I do not mean to single out LeBron James, but it feels completely bizarre to me that an active player is allowed to promote "prediction markets" but would get banned for life for using that service to bet ten dollars on their own team to win a game.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is really sad, obviously, but also extremely well done. Unreal how much stupid, useless suffering this regime has created.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026
what an asshole
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Even time I think Philly fan reactions can't get better, they raise the bar (via CBS Philly)
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Despite having having far more people, Russia also has about an equivalent GDP to California minus Los Angeles and Santa Clara County. Seems pretty low T and beta!
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh yeah that’s the good stuff
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's piling on I guess, and I haven't seen Digger, but Iñáritu and Cruise are an absolutely apex "cannot even begin to imagine what this person thinks is funny" pairing.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"their punter is outpunting our punter" You can takes James Franklin out of B1G but you cannot take B1G out of James Franklin
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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m sorry, I can’t do Kirk Herbstreit waxing poetically about a broken down Deshaun Watson, who being a shell of himself as a QB is the least of his flaws.
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scarylawyerguy.bsky.social @scarylawyerguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
<this close> to getting it 🙄
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Cole @colefortner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wish Fauci would go on a sports show each week to critique Rodgers’ performance while acting like he knows more about football than Rodgers.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 02/10/2026
maybe instead of posting about baseball y’all should work on making sure the base goes to the ballot box
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mike Tomlin saw this shit and said Minecraft it is
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Patrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Superintendent: SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S
A MEMO THAT MAKES CLEAR IT IS LAWFUL FOR YOU TO JUST KILL PEOPLE IF YOU THINK THERE ARE DRUGS ON THE SAME BOAT?

Principal Skinner: yes

superintendent: May I see it?

Principal: no
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This will be one of the most important immigration cases in a generation. The Trump admin claims that a 1996 law mandates the detention of millions of people without any right to a bond hearing; every person who entered illegally, no matter how long in the past. If they win, it's a nightmare.
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Romeo Echo @romeoecho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The problem with even trying to talk to Trump voters is that there is really no polite way to say, "How can you be so fucking stupid?"
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 01/10/2026
mike tomlin beginning the construction of his magnum opus in the mid 2010s specifically is killing me. dude had the single best RB and WR on his team at this moment in time but behind the scenes? he was getting his shit off
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Eric Freeman @freemaneric.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I probably won’t see Digger but it would’ve been an A+ Letterman topic. “Hey Paul, uh, you seen Digger?” etc.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this works best if you read the caption in elizabeth holmes's voice
the liberty biberty puppet looking at nathan fielder saying, "why would i liberty biberty you?"
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All the kids are going crazy for Digger. They are dressing up as their favorite character Digger from the movie Digger when they go to screenings of Digger and yelling along to all his classic lines like "I'm Digger" and "Let's get digging". It's a genuine phenomenon.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagine being Eric Schmitt and writing "I DON'T CARE!" on a notepad referring to the Epstein files, and then attempting to go nuclear over an Atlanta Hawks game where you accomplish nothing more than outing Jack Smith as a Caitlin Clark fan. We are in the dumbest timeline.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Reading about Socrates, apparently he was horrific to look at and was still having kids in his 60s. Unbelievable game. Imagine you're at the bar and a man who looks like a beluga whale hits you with "The only thing I know is I know nothing" and you're just powerless to resist
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"were you at a Hawks game" sir that has never happened to anyone
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me getting questioned like this about whether I watched a G-League playoff game at 11:27pm on a weeknight.
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Zaggs @zaggsz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And yet, it gets worse bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh my fucking god, you have to watch this. eric schmitt just made himself the main character.
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Joe Bumpkin United States, Census, 1950
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He looks like he’s trying to solve a murder in a town where candy grows on trees
Det. Kelce, Homicide.
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