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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 03/12/2025

Your hands are covered in little men. And the little men can make you sick if you don’t give them a bath. Sometimes they make other people sick too. Please give the little men a bath! I’m not crazy! Just listen to me! Bathe the little men on your hands! This is real! Get the men wet, you fools!

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ceej @ceej.online · 18/09/2025

babies learning to walk look like they’re doing a mean impression of a grown up

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

guy's out here texting from T9 keyboard

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ceej @ceej.online · 23/08/2025

Every night before bed my daughter and I play our favorite game: where is the special bead/rock/shell/tiny scrap of paper I’ve been carrying around all day that, if not found in the next fifteen seconds, will not only cause me to literally die, but will also spell doom for humanity’s future on earth

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dead inside @seahorseradish.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Government came and took my labubu

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

If your search link doesn’t load in 1.7 seconds. I am out

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magic hell ball dot arrgh I'm dead @magichateball.org · 22/08/2025

The mafia trying to whack Frankenstein's monster because they think he's Frankenstein's mobster

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 22/08/2025

Don't say "Ave Dominus Nox." Don't say "We Have Come For You." Don't say "flayed skin." Don't say "bone chandelier." Don't say "In Midnight Clad." Don't say "the visions... the visions..." When voters hear this, they think Night Lords are out of touch crazy people. Just talk normal. Be normal.

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🥊 @querelleofbros.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

the three little pigs:

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

they're calling it the most successful rebrand of all time

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

king of the road

A portrait of a large trucker with a bushy mustache and a mullet, wearing a trucker hat that says "tired of flinching at shadows, of being caught in a cycle of nebulous shifting terror, I have overcome the god of fear and no longer does he rule over me. Gas, grass, or ass appreciated but not necessary. Anyone can ride for free."

The trucker is himself saying "reckon th' road's one big open mouth, 'll up 'n swallow you whole if'n you let it."

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

uhhh i'm getting mixed signals here

my post: "is this about me"
alice replies: everything is about you, jerry"
gu3st replies: "not everything about you jerry"

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

"IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!" i yell as i fall into the wood chipper

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phil @philjamesson.com · 11/08/2025

why would you turn the tables to begin with? just get up and sit in the other chair. idiot

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Soren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Mark Cuban getting ratiod by a complete rando

Mark Cuban posts:

Want to use rich people like me to your advantage? Incent us to help those who need it the most. Lower corp taxes for comps that pay a min of $25 per hour. Lower corp taxes if employees get stock at the same pct as the CEO.

Bottom up incentives work. Dems never innovate. They bitch

marthapearce55.bsky.social replies:

You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 11/08/2025

thinking about posting jokes on here has anyone tried this

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

You sure about this, Google?

A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

me: I need to spend more time with people me, ten minutes later: I need to spend less time with people

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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 09/08/2025

Alan Dersowitz was denied another pierogi.

George W. Bush being told another plane has struck the towers

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zombie jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Oh also its goblin time Don’t forget about goblin time

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

they’re just heading into the office early to ketchup on some paperwork

Someone on the subway in a large tomato slice costume.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

bsky isn’t dead our posts just suck

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Heygoogle would be a beautiful name for a boy.

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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

those damned outdoor pigs can't keep getting away with this

A book titled "Outdoor Pigs: How to Make them Pay."

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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

You’re gonna need a bigger bong.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

bro just one more GPT bro. just one more you dont have to read or write emails anymore bro. one more GPT will fix everything bro

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

♫ Hold me closer, Tony Danza ♫

A possum plays a toy piano while appearing to sing.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

“ROOF!”

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Electrician just accepted my offer to pay him in the form of 3 wishes. Joke's on him! Hope he likes unintended consequences that teach him important lessons about greed and hubris

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

"stick to menswear"

Alex on twitter writes: "Someone on Twitter writes: "You’re a menswear writer. You don’t know anything about manufacturing in America, or steel mills, or metallurgy, or CNC machining, or how anything is produced from raw material into a finished product in this country or anywhere. Stick to writing about “men’s fashion.""

I reply: "i actually had a career in knifemaking before this. the reason why you can't avoid tariffs in knifemaking is because everyone relies on Gobelin machinery. are you aware of this?"

Alex replies: "Gobelin machinery? What exactly are you referring to?"

I reply: "you Gobelin DEEZ NUTS!"

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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Oh yay. Another storm.

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