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Will.je.suis

@batsquish.bsky.social
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Dogs, Dinos 'n' dads 🐶🦕🧔🏻‍♂️ Wannabe Glaswegian 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 The real king of the Teensies 👑 {He/Him}

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michael. @cumkinggg.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Gays looking at their cocks on October 1st
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh today is just not going to end, is it?
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Look, I need attention/external validation to get through today so have a last minute, recycled biceptember 👍🏼
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Bart Simpson: Can't Sleep, Clown'll Eat Me
Alt: Bart Simpson: Can't Sleep, Clown'll Eat Me
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Evil Defeated
ALT: Evil Defeated
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"royal icing is whipped until stiff" I mean same, it's not special
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did my first full length without stopping today which for me is a HUGE deal Fucking starving though
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lancets are the absolute worst, what do you mean I have to do this to myself 😭😭
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I left my previous gym about 2 months ago to move to the one where I swim; and they must've sent at least an email every other day since with offers and free months to try and get me back. It's this kind of marketing that will put me off companies forever tbh Nobody wants a clingy ex hanging about
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've been awake for about 3 hours and I would like a refund please
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Back to the OG hairstyle today
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Watching Andrew play Wolverine and why did they give Logan those big anime bottom eyes?!
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am DONE for the week, if you need me you can find me screaming into the abyss
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/
Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can't say if I'm actually getting better but I hope so?
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pure homophobia that Barbie Girl started playing on the radio as soon as I got into the car Should've just called me a slur and got it over with
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Weekend too short, now we have to do this whole over again tomorrow for a week 🫩🫩
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Episode 3 of the RivalLink SoulLocke, and it’s gym time! Will @joeywh1te.bsky.social and I make it through unscathed? Probably not, but there’s only one way to find out for sure! Catch us live at twitch.tv/thotwheelsracer
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just gonna go scream into the void for a wee bit if that's cool with you?
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
God, imagine what I would look like if I was actually consistent with things
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I can see why BBC tanked DRUK tbh
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Andrew @andtgk.eurosky.social · 18/09/2026
Feeling bored? Watch Star Trek Feeling sad? Watch Star Trek Feeling happy? Watch Star Trek Feel like committing war crimes? Watch Star Trek: Deep Space 9
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Where do people get their glasses frames from? Mine are looking ratty and it's like 8 months till my next eye test
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nope
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Survived Thursday, but at what cost 🫩🫩
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Something incredibly dark sided about it only being Thursday tomorrow
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I need to get some events booked in for next year so I don't end up being boring or going insane
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My (35M) support acts (43M, 29M, 37M, 24M) have unionised!
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Terrible swimming session there. But first real time going solo so i'm taking that
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
didn't Adult Salmon used to be the first minister
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And who says speech to text can't recognise a Scottish accent?!
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am in full comedown mode after the weekend and fully hating on anything remotely inconvenient
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So despite Friday/Monday being a bak holiday and nobody working, still somehow managed to clock back in to an absolute shiteshow waiting to bring me back to reality
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Frustrated Monkey at Laptop
ALT: Frustrated Monkey at Laptop
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The true winner of Big Brother
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Mr Vegas, you will start coughing in 3 days
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They say don't meet your heroes, but what about don't eat your heroes?
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Curse of the dog owner - poo bags will follow you literally everywhere
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why is there fucking rain 😭😭 I was supposed to be free from it
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh my throat is RAW and my ears are ringing this morning Too old for this club shit
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Forever calling Saint Pancras Saint Pancreas
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Who would've thought id EVER be dancing topless in a club 20 year old Will is baffled
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Also I think I'm allergic to London. That's fun.
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh lord I have not missed the underground Why is it so moist
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Past Will: "Thank god I'm getting the train down south and not flying with all this flight drama and delays" Present Will: having to delay with about 40 delays before he's even made it to Glasgow 💀
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hi, I’m country and western superstar Whoreville Peck, and I’m going live with @joeywh1te.bsky.social for the second instalment of our RivalLink SoulLocke (hosted by the wickedly handsome @galarianbuoy.bsky.social) Watch us fail at: twitch.tv/thotwheelsracer
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Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
🦮🪅
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michael. @cumkinggg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
if I ever like your post or story within 30 seconds of you posting it, I promise I’m not obsessed with you, I’m just terminally online 😭
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