Reposted by Will.je.suismichael. @cumkinggg.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Gays looking at their cocks on October 1st 0622
Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Look, I need attention/external validation to get through today so have a last minute, recycled biceptember 👍🏼 1450
Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comBart Simpson: Can't Sleep, Clown'll Eat MeAlt: Bart Simpson: Can't Sleep, Clown'll Eat Me 081
Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"royal icing is whipped until stiff" I mean same, it's not special 1241
Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Did my first full length without stopping today which for me is a HUGE deal Fucking starving though 1230
Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Lancets are the absolute worst, what do you mean I have to do this to myself 😭😭 3110
Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I left my previous gym about 2 months ago to move to the one where I swim; and they must've sent at least an email every other day since with offers and free months to try and get me back. It's this kind of marketing that will put me off companies forever tbh Nobody wants a clingy ex hanging about 0140
Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I've been awake for about 3 hours and I would like a refund please 1130
Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Watching Andrew play Wolverine and why did they give Logan those big anime bottom eyes?! 090
Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I am DONE for the week, if you need me you can find me screaming into the abyss 2160
Reposted by Will.je.suisRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/ 92121092095
Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Can't say if I'm actually getting better but I hope so? 0850
Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Pure homophobia that Barbie Girl started playing on the radio as soon as I got into the car Should've just called me a slur and got it over with 0110
Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Weekend too short, now we have to do this whole over again tomorrow for a week 0160
Reposted by Will.je.suisthotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Episode 3 of the RivalLink SoulLocke, and it’s gym time! Will @joeywh1te.bsky.social and I make it through unscathed? Probably not, but there’s only one way to find out for sure! Catch us live at twitch.tv/thotwheelsracer 1312
Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Just gonna go scream into the void for a wee bit if that's cool with you? 2130
Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026God, imagine what I would look like if I was actually consistent with things 190
Reposted by Will.je.suisAndrew @andtgk.eurosky.social · 18/09/2026Feeling bored? Watch Star Trek Feeling sad? Watch Star Trek Feeling happy? Watch Star Trek Feel like committing war crimes? Watch Star Trek: Deep Space 9 1152
Reposted by Will.je.suislukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is 128131712121
Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Where do people get their glasses frames from? Mine are looking ratty and it's like 8 months till my next eye test 660
Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Something incredibly dark sided about it only being Thursday tomorrow 0130
Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I need to get some events booked in for next year so I don't end up being boring or going insane 030
Reposted by Will.je.suisStephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My (35M) support acts (43M, 29M, 37M, 24M) have unionised! 11912175
Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Terrible swimming session there. But first real time going solo so i'm taking that 0100
Reposted by Will.je.suisma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 15/09/2026didn't Adult Salmon used to be the first minister 1135
Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026And who says speech to text can't recognise a Scottish accent?! 2100
Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I am in full comedown mode after the weekend and fully hating on anything remotely inconvenient 4130
Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026So despite Friday/Monday being a bak holiday and nobody working, still somehow managed to clock back in to an absolute shiteshow waiting to bring me back to realitystatic.klipy.comFrustrated Monkey at LaptopALT: Frustrated Monkey at Laptop 020
Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026They say don't meet your heroes, but what about don't eat your heroes? 1280
Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Curse of the dog owner - poo bags will follow you literally everywhere 190
Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Why is there fucking rain 😭😭 I was supposed to be free from it 1100
Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Oh my throat is RAW and my ears are ringing this morning Too old for this club shit 3230
Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Who would've thought id EVER be dancing topless in a club 20 year old Will is baffled 1400
Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Oh lord I have not missed the underground Why is it so moist 190
Will.je.suis @batsquish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Past Will: "Thank god I'm getting the train down south and not flying with all this flight drama and delays" Present Will: having to delay with about 40 delays before he's even made it to Glasgow 💀 170
Reposted by Will.je.suisthotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Hi, I’m country and western superstar Whoreville Peck, and I’m going live with @joeywh1te.bsky.social for the second instalment of our RivalLink SoulLocke (hosted by the wickedly handsome @galarianbuoy.bsky.social) Watch us fail at: twitch.tv/thotwheelsracer 0113
Reposted by Will.je.suismichael. @cumkinggg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026if I ever like your post or story within 30 seconds of you posting it, I promise I’m not obsessed with you, I’m just terminally online 😭 1637