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Cheru @cheru.bsky.social · 1h
What my cheese grits see from the little microwave window
Pen sketch of the top of my head with my eyes and glasses peeking through a small window
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magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 03/07/2024
They called him Pennywise the Clown because he believed in sensibly investing in low-cost index mutual funds and ETFs
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 15h
when the spam email comes from "Manning Krull"
Screenshot from the music video for the 1992 Megadeth song Sweating Bullets, where singer/guitarist Dave Mustane is looking into a mirror and seeing himself talking to himself, but is it really him?
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magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 15h
🎶I said, "Do you speak-a my language?" He just smiled and gave me an 🎶
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magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 18h
*bsky is dying again voice* Chuesday innit
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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 19h
*KC & the Sunshine Band voice* 🎶Sheeeeee's the Queen of the Cords 🎶
My cat Sadie laying on a pile of cords on a shelf
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magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 21h
Me: you ever feel boxed in? The cat, in a too small box: I am one with the universe
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magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 29/09/2026
When you get out of work you can hear the overworld theme playing
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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So much of dating these days is just ‘hey, you sex me and then I’ll sex you.’ What happened to couples saying hey, wanna go to the store and smell candles? Am I the only one who still values love???
A grocery store aisle with a shelf full of different colored candles in glass jars.
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magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 27/09/2026
5th wave ska will feature ska covers of 2000s nu-metal hits
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational lemon
A doohicky slide into a lemon and it’s a spray nozzle?  Crazy if true
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magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 27/09/2026
me: you are a vital piece in my ultimate plan the cat: leave me out of your schemes, I have my own to attend to
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magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 16/10/2023
Cats block your keyboard because they know that the concept of work is bad
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You: neckbeard, lives in parents' basement, keyboard and fingers crusted over with Cheetos dust Me: looks sharp as a tack, happily married with two kids, uses chopsticks to eat Chester's Reserve: Artisanal Cheese Plops
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magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 26/09/2026
Reposting this on 9/11 would have been good, but I forgot
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magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 10/01/2026
elegant off-grid shack with guest yurt
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 25/09/2026
Thanks, Wikipedia
An image from Wikipedia of a deely bobber held in front of a cat. The caption is "This cat's head is too small for this deely bobber."
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JLP @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026
I had to make this a jingle
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Toilet plume truther @lasers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They’re saying he’s the world’s only adult baby cat. They’re saying scientists can’t explain it
Grey and white Gary cat getting petted in front of green vegetation 
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Oaf @languidoaf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When I die I don't care what they do with my body but I need my head in big jar
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magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 24/09/2026
The Pope issued a bull that simply states "My ass will be laughing"
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magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 24/09/2026
Don Draper, visibly drunk, about to get knighted for coming up with FCUK The queen: is he going to chunder on me fresh Air Jordans? (The queen is a sneaker head in the Mad Meniverse) Draper: [blehhh] The queen: oh that's right narsty
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jims @jims.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"one Great Ape steps forward, hooting and gesturing with its powerful hands. a second emerges from the group, a small and delicate berry cupped in its powerful hands. a third points to the berry, then to me, swinging its powerful hands" - jane goodall, if she truly respected the power of an ape hand
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magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 23/09/2026
I should cash in my 401k to invest in pinball tables and then try to force my way into the world of high stakes pinball gambling.
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magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 23/09/2026
Honked off that bobo pack [narrator: this is a lie]
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Rat Man Fungus @egg.hair · 23/09/2026
crow friend
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*Friend walks in wearing a knitted cap “What’s up Steve Zissou how’s the life aquatic?”
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magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 21/02/2025
I wasn't a gifted kid, I was garfted
garf
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magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 23/09/2026
Brought a sandwich home from work and my bag smells like pickles #lifehacks #lunch
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magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 23/09/2026
Explaining the terror birds and killer bees
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magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 23/09/2026
stealing fire from the gods, as a bit
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magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 11/07/2026
me, introducing an orange cat to a blue cat: say hello orange cat: what hath science wrought
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magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 22/09/2026
I think real movie heads would agree that more movies should have Daniel Plainview give his I'm an oil man speech about 15 minutes into the picture #movies #oil #letterboxd #realmovieheads
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
I remember last year some random popular Bluesky person was like "we are NOT doing Halloween names on Bluesky!" and I was like haha fuck you you fucking loser, have fun being someone who sucks forever, a stranger to mirth and whimsy. 🎃
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magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 22/09/2026
2 brains 2 furious
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magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 20/09/2026
Me: can you give me a run down? snarling beast: *runs me down and tears me to pieces* Me: thanks
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hi, I'm Crab Man. You might remember me from that video where I was yelling at the employees at a deli and then some punk teenagers tabletopped me and I fell perfectly face-first into a pie on a table. But there's nothing "viral" and "taken out of context" about monosodium glutamate poisoning.
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magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 21/09/2026
Asking the monthly group meeting to please check out my one man show entitled "Meetings Are Killing Me"
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magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 20/09/2026
Me: can you give me a run down? snarling beast: *runs me down and tears me to pieces* Me: thanks
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magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 20/09/2026
Wagyu McDouble
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 20/09/2026
[screen goes completely white] [screen goes completely black] (sounds of waves) You are watching [screen goes completely white] lighthouse TV
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magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 19/09/2026
I love my family and I love my orb wife even when she's emitting a gamma ray burst to remind me to pick up the groceries
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magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 19/09/2026
Living crystal gf Oily black stone bf
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magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 19/09/2026
The definitive dingus
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magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 19/09/2026
looming entirely normally
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magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 18/09/2026
living wrench-free in your shed
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magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 11/03/2024
"Working hard or hardly working?" the little turn of phrase that earned me the Nobel Prize in Economics in 1982
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magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 18/09/2026
Sure Man Oaks, California
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
my grandfather clock is tickless and chimeless because of the things he saw during the war
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magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 10/07/2026
riding my standing desk all the way up to the ceiling so I can scurry through the air vent to freedom #Friday
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