dead inside @seahorseradish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I bet the word fewer wonders why it even exists 140
dead inside @seahorseradish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There’s breakfast in the lobby if anyone wants “spuritos” or potatoes with fruit? 010
dead inside @seahorseradish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Starship: we built this city on rock ‘n’ roll City planners: no the fuck you didn’t 050
dead inside @seahorseradish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I won’t wear a helmet on a motorcycle because I refuse to look like a larper 030
dead inside @seahorseradish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Going in a K-hole as I take the first bite of this Klondike bar 161
dead inside @seahorseradish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026i always get sweet disposition by the temper trap confused with sleepyhead by passion pit 020
dead inside @seahorseradish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I can see why they’re so popular these Needoh things taste really good.  010
dead inside @seahorseradish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Planes are sentient in the Cars universe and they still had 9/11 051
Reposted by dead inside🙋♂️HumanBuddy💁♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 09/09/2026I know it's early but this feels like a good time to drop the biggest banger ever recorded to YouTube. youtu.be/bMq1PiUbf-M?...youtu.be9/11 Building 7 - Martin NoakesYouTube video by marndin 3162
dead inside @seahorseradish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Getting high and watching Tower 7 videos on youtube before work 020
dead inside @seahorseradish.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The first person to wax their pubes must’ve been drunker than shit 070
Reposted by dead inside🚬🐚 @clammee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026what i can't wet my beak? can't dip my beak in it? can't horf and slorf with my beak submerged??? 091
dead inside @seahorseradish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The heat death of the universe is gonna be on a Thursday? lowk shitty vibes fr 010
dead inside @seahorseradish.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Ratatouille 2 where Linguini has a baby with Remy and then struggles to coparent their rat-human child hybrid 010
dead inside @seahorseradish.bsky.social · 01/09/2026People will tell the most godawful boring story and then it’ll turn out to not even fucking go anywhere 120
dead inside @seahorseradish.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I can sleep well knowing my children will carry on the family stink bomb recipe  020
dead inside @seahorseradish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026They gotta call it “cow meat” because it’s not legally beef 130
Reposted by dead insideSkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 27/08/2026when amateur nouns pick up a sponsorship deal they go pro 5503
dead inside @seahorseradish.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Diving into the shallow end just to feel something 020
Reposted by dead insidecult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 26/08/2026how much more of my childhood do you want ??? 1201
dead inside @seahorseradish.bsky.social · 26/08/2026gonna sue the news for “mental anguish” over a geographical mix-up 000
dead inside @seahorseradish.bsky.social · 25/08/2026They should have to call tornadoes something else in Europe 130
dead inside @seahorseradish.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Crazy how a movie with A list actors can get released and I hear absolutely nothing about it 000
dead inside @seahorseradish.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Fired from the meme factory after i accidentally released all the captive Bad Luck Brians 020
