Reposted by Confused Knightghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 02/08/2026and GOD IS EMPTY JUST LIKE ME 1685941883
Reposted by Confused Knightfredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 29/07/2026me: can i use your restroom, i really gotta go optometrist: number 1 or number 2 16013
Reposted by Confused KnightZack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 04/07/2026not to get political, but America is real pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and i think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time 361555220
Reposted by Confused KnightStan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Never forget: Jesus died for your country. @theonion.com 471918197
Reposted by Confused KnightBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 04/07/2026happy birthday baby Jesus (?) 171009105
Reposted by Confused KnightMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Let me be EXCEEDINGLY clear: the "round thing in your face" that gets you "sprung" in Baby Got Back is a woman's huge ass. I'm sick to death of seeing people on the timeline argue it's something else spherical or circular. This is the exact sort of erasure of women's huge asses Mix tried to address. 692553333
Reposted by Confused KnightAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026youre not going to believe this but the dumb assholes we put in charge have fucked everything up 795490768
Reposted by Confused KnightKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 10/05/2026merry christmas to all the moms out there 31158796
Reposted by Confused Knightmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 03/05/2026i see a horse has won the kentucky derby again. this is beginning to feel rigged 2297591517
Reposted by Confused KnightSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 14/04/2026I know this lady husband name not “dick tips” 1954652879
Reposted by Confused Knightleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization 2295242225
Reposted by Confused KnightJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I can't believe the "New Yorker" REJECTED this cartoon! 24113351619
Reposted by Confused KnightKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 25/03/2026First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of. 5169011352
Reposted by Confused KnightMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Incredible scene: Travelers wait on hours-long security line at George Bush International Airport in Houston while Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA” blasts through the speakers. (video shared directly with me) 43245681297
Reposted by Confused KnightPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/03/2026A thing that’s fun to think about is that when it happens it will be a GLOBAL celebration. Like there will be video from around the world of people dancing and laughing and singing 04296641
Reposted by Confused Knightderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20/03/20262006 internet: RSS feeds, forums, communities of hobby blogs, where people post about interior design, fashion, and music for free 2026 internet: sponsored content, paid partnership, buy my merch, try my supplements, invest in my crypto, click link in bio to unlock the secrets of life for $30 445182743772
Reposted by Confused KnightKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/03/2026They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me. 329203323671
Reposted by Confused KnightChris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 14/03/2026The is the federal government telling news stations to provide favorable coverage of the war or their licenses will be pulled. A truly extraordinary moment. We aren't on the verge of a totalitarian takeover. WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT. Act like it. 24983159013633
Reposted by Confused Knightbootion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 04/03/2026just dropped a can of whoopass on the floor. it's fucking everywhere. it's under the fridge 251718354
Reposted by Confused KnightTammy Duckworth @duckworth.senate.gov · 02/03/2026"That's the way it is," says the five-time draft dodger to our military families who fear their loved one in uniform could be next. What a disgrace. 30168281741
Reposted by Confused KnightCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/02/2026We hate kids. Like SO MUCH. We vote for the guns. We vote for the bombs. We protect the rapists. We have LEOs physically restraining parents from trying to save their children in Uvalde. We just blew up a school in Iran. We love Jeffrey Epstein and his friends. They run the country. 374178970
Reposted by Confused KnightJB Pritzker @jbpritzker.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Cut the check, Donald Trump. 16979191536
Reposted by Confused KnightProPublica @propublica.org · 01/02/2026A note from our editors: 272165033663
Reposted by Confused Knightegg16z 🥚 @notlikewe.bsky.social · 14/01/2026what a legend lmao 155121872910
Reposted by Confused KnightKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Shoot this right into my veins. 742826598
Reposted by Confused Knightdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 14/01/2026we've sort of reached the platonic ideal of the paradox of tolerance here. they've repudiated the social contract, thus it definitionally no longer protects them or binds you vis-a-vis them 122191384
Reposted by Confused KnightRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 12/01/2026🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔 12677651117
Reposted by Confused KnightBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/12/2025They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it 1144176481
Reposted by Confused KnightPat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 16/10/2025The most corrupt administration, the most corrupt party, the most corrupt people They’re all crooks 22878256
Reposted by Confused KnightNikkolas Smith @4nikkolas.bsky.social · 10/10/2025after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US. 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗. 328245238362
Reposted by Confused KnightGovernor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 30/09/2025In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists when unprovoked — what would we call it? If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say? Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities. 6353440210288
Reposted by Confused KnightAnthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 07/09/2025The gentleman from Kentucky is right. 32362311144
Reposted by Confused KnightSteve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 29/08/2025Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!” Cities: 228132863552
Reposted by Confused KnightCongressman Don Beyer @beyer.house.gov · 11/08/2025Donald Trump has personally incited more crime in Washington DC than perhaps anyone else living. He pardoned violent criminals who attacked our Capitol and put them back in American communities. He even made a man who was filmed urging the crowd to kill DC police officers a senior adviser at DOJ. 371634625
Reposted by Confused KnightThe Onion @theonion.com · 07/08/2025Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr. 978319725594
Reposted by Confused Knightdarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 08/08/2025"how can i make this about me" 1342521327
Reposted by Confused KnightAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 31/07/2025Comer on Biden aides: "It's almost like a cult ... they put makeup on him to conceal his true decline to America." 5631117174
Reposted by Confused KnightMark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 27/07/2025The president calling for the prosecution of individuals & companies he doesn't like should immediately end a presidency like it would have for anyone before this One Special Boy 7248361225
Reposted by Confused KnightMax Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 22/07/2025The governing party of the United States is shutting down the federal government to cover-up evidence the president sexually abused children so he can continue trying to implement dictatorship. That's just a true statement about the world! 443237107841
Reposted by Confused KnightKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 22/07/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a destroyed building and says please disperseALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a destroyed building and says please disperse 40955216
Reposted by Confused KnightAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/07/2025we are currently watching an entire political party run cover for the most notorious sex trafficking ring in modern human history 526248846640
Reposted by Confused KnightAndy Richter @andyrichter.co · 19/07/2025FLAG LOWERED INTO POSITION 3345988
Reposted by Confused KnightChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 19/07/2025NEW ANGLE Watch and decide, but I was never fully convinced he was shot in the first place. Never mind that his ear should’ve been blown off—now completely healed. Or that the Secret Service took their time getting him offstage. But from this angle: you see the photographers guided into place… 2205176928338
Reposted by Confused KnightFarrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Brazilian president to the American people, "If Trump was Brazilian and did what he did at the Capitol, he'd be on trial in Brazil" 713376828
Reposted by Confused KnightMichael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Congrats to Stephen Colbert for never bending the knee. 410385765441
Reposted by Confused KnightZack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 17/07/2025If only there had been a way to know Trump was a sex criminal before he was elected besides reading the 800,000 sex crime lawsuits against him over the last 40 years 427638
Reposted by Confused KnightBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/07/2025If you live with someone who leaves dishes in the sink you can sneak a dish or two of yours into their pile and they won't notice when they clean up. This is the same strategy the cuckoo uses when it lays eggs in another bird's nest 26138490
