Reposted by Cloudypianoskim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 14/07/2026if i ran for president, my platform would just be “no new wars and no diarrhea” 610823
Reposted by CloudypianosCloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Modern American society is a mix of Brave New World, Fahrenheit 451, Super Sad True Love Story, and Wall-E. 0103
Reposted by CloudypianosSad i.e. @sadiehatesyou.bsky.social · 08/07/2026saw that my ex got engaged, which is very sad because I always had a tiny hope that one day he’d die alone 76415
Reposted by CloudypianosJooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 12/07/2026That night, Donnie was haunted by two ghosts... 0388
Reposted by CloudypianosCloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Writing with quill and parchment by candlelight during a rainstorm like my ancestors before me never mind they were illiterate serfs. 0289
Reposted by CloudypianosCloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Indiana Jones and the Melancholic Temperament 033
Reposted by CloudypianosIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 12/07/2026gather ye dopamine while ye may 625562
Cloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I have a note in my phone that just says “Annoying Things” and I can’t think of anything that explains myself better. 0154
Reposted by CloudypianosSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Taurus: Why are you even reading this? You’re just going to do what you want anyway. 6363100
Reposted by Cloudypianosborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 11/07/2026this endless dystopian hellscape is filmed before a live studio audience 10464159
Reposted by CloudypianosJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Conor McGregor will return to the UFC to fight his own leg, against which he is now 0-1. 110213
Reposted by CloudypianosCloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Can’t sleep; too busy thinking about all the gothic romance missing from my life. 23715
Cloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Writing with quill and parchment by candlelight during a rainstorm like my ancestors before me never mind they were illiterate serfs. 0289
Reposted by CloudypianosCohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 11/07/2026"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing 8669531769
Reposted by CloudypianosGiraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I was not meant for toil. I was meant to brew questionable potions in the wizards tower 2227
Reposted by CloudypianosSplendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026The subtle difference in taste among tomatoes depending on which of my deceased relatives I used as fertilizer 37030
Reposted by Cloudypianosdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Bro u are lowkey bathed in divine light rn 612447
Reposted by CloudypianosDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 09/07/2026how exactly does this country decide which rapist should step down as an elected official and which rapist should be president? im confused 041561009
Reposted by CloudypianosJ. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 10/07/2026my aloof ass trying to survive in the attention economy 0154
Reposted by CloudypianosIdle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 10/07/2026it’s too stupid out to be social 210547
Cloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 24/06/2026The closest data center to my house is 78 miles away. The closest nuclear power plant is 83 miles away. Closest natural disaster to my house from last couple years: 0 miles away. NBD. 032
Cloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Modern American society is a mix of Brave New World, Fahrenheit 451, Super Sad True Love Story, and Wall-E. 0103
Cloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 22/06/2026www.nytimes.com/2026/06/19/o... I KNEW SUPER SAD TRUE LOVE STORY WAS GOING TO HAPPEN BUT I DIDN’T THINK IT WOULD HAPPEN SO SOONnytimes.comOpinion | I Keep Telling People We’re Living in This Dystopian Novel 020
Cloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I think I’m annoyed by JFK Jr + Carolyn’s story bc it erases 5+ yrs he spent w/ Daryl Hannah. Being neurospicy I know how a mom’s need for control (Jackie) can clash w/a partner’s neurodivergence. Daryl influenced him 2b more natural + status-oriented moms hate when sons stop being set in their ways 141
Reposted by Cloudypianosmaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 05/02/2026one of the most upsetting things about all the epstein files (along with all the men not rich enough to be in the epstein files who fixate on teens) is how many of them are parents 922131
Reposted by Cloudypianosdan mentos @danmentos.com · 15/01/2026Not to brag but I just bought a trophy at a garage sale so I'm now the 1978 Lincoln Elementary 5th Grade Spelling Bee Champion 39410
Reposted by Cloudypianosjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 19/01/2026My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains 263331597
Reposted by CloudypianosJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/02/2026it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars 18493051133
Reposted by CloudypianosViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/02/2026You've totally changed my perspective, angry guy who can't spell 1050090
Reposted by CloudypianosCloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Not gonna lie, it’s pretty stressful living in 1930s Germany. 04110
Reposted by CloudypianosCloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Bezos can’t afford to keep half the journalists at the Washington Post but he can afford to drop 70 million on a shitty Melania B-movie no one will see. Got it. 041
Reposted by CloudypianosCloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Who has time to redact the names of survivors when you have to redact Trump’s name 15,726,849 times? 0114
Reposted by CloudypianosCloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 05/02/2026For my counseling class I had to watch a documentary on psychopaths. It said 1 in 100 Americans are psychopaths. ICE think we all know what they’re up to these days. 022
Cloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Who has time to redact the names of survivors when you have to redact Trump’s name 15,726,849 times? 0114
Cloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 05/02/2026For my counseling class I had to watch a documentary on psychopaths. It said 1 in 100 Americans are psychopaths. ICE think we all know what they’re up to these days. 022
Cloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Bezos can’t afford to keep half the journalists at the Washington Post but he can afford to drop 70 million on a shitty Melania B-movie no one will see. Got it. 041
Reposted by CloudypianosThe Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 14/01/2026Mr Smith needs to return to Washington. 313416
Cloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Not gonna lie, it’s pretty stressful living in 1930s Germany. 04110
Reposted by CloudypianosAudrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 23/12/2025hey buddy how’s your the holidays going? is it going jolly? is everything going very jolly for your big ass 1295
Reposted by CloudypianosThe Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 22/12/2025When in AD 2025 someone on social media responds to being corrected like a normal, decent adult who accepts they were wrong and makes no big deal of it:media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is looking at the camera .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is looking at the camera . 1364106295
Reposted by Cloudypianosmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Every day I just barely resist the urge to pick up my cat and pretend to play her like a set of bagpipes. She will never understand these sacrifices I make for her. 215637
Reposted by CloudypianosCloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 16/12/2025terrifying if literal: my feet are killing me 02812
Cloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 23/12/2025some proverbs for the holidays: Trump wasn’t shot, he did have Epstein terminated, he pushed his ex-wife down the stairs before her testimony, the MRI was for his rotting brain, and he’s all over those redacted pages 001
Cloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Only Hunger Games I want to see is vultures finishing him off. 020
Cloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 16/12/2025terrifying if literal: my feet are killing me 02812
Reposted by CloudypianosCloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Rob Reiner. Gene Hackman. David Lynch. Diane Keaton. Robert Redford. Jane Goodall. Democracy. Countless children in Gaza + Ukraine. Environmental protection policies. Benefits for the poor. Int’l accord. WHO. NAFTA. UNHRC. INF. Human rights. Free speech. All lost this year. Fuck 2025 and fuck Trump. 0187
Reposted by CloudypianosTara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 15/12/2025🎵 every day, in every way, Shit is getting worse 🎵 0143
