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There's a lot of nonsense swirling about at the moment, so I think it's important to highlight the fact that Robbie Savage is the new manager of Peterborough United.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 4h

have you tried unplugging it and never plugging it back in again

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 2h

Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit

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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 3h

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever

A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

A murder of crows? You mean caws of death??

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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 2h

Beefing with the Pope because he won't say your Etch-a-Sketch has a soul

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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 2h

The website: "Download our app to take control of your experience! Do the thing! Do the other thing! Do more stuff! And more! All at your fingertips!" The app: "Bro what? No I'm literally just a mailing list. Who told you I could do that? Thanks for your personal data though, I guess"

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The Fact of Other Minds Stan Account @csilverandgold.bsky.social · 4h

Every segregationist ever thinks they will forever be in the club they’re trying to kick other people out of. And every segregationist ever, if they manage to kick one group out of the club, immediately begins looking for another group to kick out of the club. It’s a cannibal ideology.

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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 4h

I'm sure there's some specific legal term for offering (threatening to withhold) money in exchange for being allowed to break the rules

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 5h

My guy’s done the City scandal 😚👌🏼 www.instagram.com/reel/Dd_dSyc...

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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 21h

Portugal just put up their highest xG in almost a year, wonder what changed

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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 21h

Big night on Bluesky for people who make "I don't watch the thing" their entire vibe

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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 23h

Is the "made clear" in the room with us?

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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I think this will be one of the defining images of the Premier League's void years: a proudly working class fanbase celebrating that the ruling family of an oppressive regime had hired a barrister on £10,000-an-hour to try and prevent them suffering consequences for their cheating. Embarrassing.

A bunch of mugs celebrating their perceived impunity

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

WARNING: Moose will try to diagnose what is wrong with your broken vehicle.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Victor turns to Franklin and Valeria and says "that's how I met your mother"

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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Man City found guilty AND Cristiano blowing up what's left of his international career? In the same week????

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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

They said it couldn’t be done. They said ‘the man’s in his forties, he can’t keep this up’. He refused to listen. At the age of 41, Ronaldo remains the biggest wank in football.

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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

GUY WHO SELLS CLOTHES: you know what looks really cool? wearing lots more clothes. ideally all the time.

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Mo @silverwifie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Wimbledon was in China?

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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Go back to each season since Man City broke the rules. Strike all their league matches and publish a revised 19 team/36 game table. Don't award trophies for it. Just make it official record.

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’m here but not like here…here…because I’m no longer with the club because you know I kinda bailed when I knew all of this was going on but uh good luck

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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Infinite personalised music. For when you hear an absolute banger but want your friends to never experience the same thing.

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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Committing fraud to the tune of nearly a billion quid is definitely a Premier League record

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They’re calling them The Pepstein Files.

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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I mean we all knew the stadium and shirt sponsorship deals were there to disguise investment, but seeing it in black and white is still astonishing

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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Still waiting to find out if our manager's being banned for that

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Hugh Brechin @hughrbrechin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

tweets that should have started 'well, anyway,'

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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026

God it would be class if the "explosives" were "red diesel" and "a shitload of charcoal" that would be so funny

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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The price of petrol so high that the cops are concocting elaborate terrorism hoaxes just to impound vehicles and drain their tanks

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Seems relevant to other sectors in the news right now…

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Against League 3 @againstleague3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Don't worry, it's not as if we've allowed City Group to own (or operate) 9 other football clubs worldwide. I'm sure they only cheated at City and all of those other 9 clubs are absolutely untainted and operated totally fairly.

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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Does the forensic psychologist get shot dead in the opening scene, then the rest of the season is about solving a completely unrelated case?

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~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is the true calling of the millennial. To ride that razor thin line across the decades, staying jussst online enough to get all the jokes but not so online that you crack, shatter and spill out towards the darkening horizon.

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 27/09/2026

This is also true about many of the things going on with Trump and with Musk. Things you observe by being online just not reported or noticed, and they sound mad.

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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sure it’s deeply humiliating to have to alter your speech patterns to flatter your ancient pedophile boss’s flights of fancy but it’s all worth it to be unemployable in three years

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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"At this point, though, if someone contends they've never even heard of "Cold Slither" or the Dreadnoks, it may say more about the listener than the song." says Cobra's in-house magazine

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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Haven't listened to American Idiot other than bits-on-the-radio since an old friend and I played it to death the year it came out. I found out this week that friend is no longer with us. So I've got Our pizza and Our drink and have got the album on Loud.

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"you don't know the completely legitimate legal arguments we're going to use, they go to another school"

On Friday, it was announced City had been found guilty of the vast majority of the 115 charges brought against them and Al Mubarak has responded with a letter to fans on the club's website.

"Following Friday's media reporting, many of you will have spent your evening answering questions and responding to messages from friends, family and colleagues. So have I," Al Mubarak said.

"Here's what I said to my family: The Premier League process still has a long way to run, and our confidence and intent in proving the club's innocence is just as strong as when this began.

"There are so many things that I would like to be able to share with you to help you understand why we feel so confident in our position.

"But the strict confidentiality of the legal process and our determination to respect it means I cannot do that at the moment. Even this letter underwent several legal checks to make sure it complies."

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Robert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“Let the Right One In” (2008)

A scruffy blonde golden doodle on its hind legs peeks through a screen door, hoping someone will let him in or join him outside.

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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026

Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.

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