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Oldfirmfacts

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4x SFSA ‘Best Writer’ winner. Writing, podcasts, radio, live shows. Anti-your-team agenda.

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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
There’s only one footballer alive so insecure that they could ‘that’s the real quiz’ winning the actual European Championships
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They said it couldn’t be done. They said ‘the man’s in his forties, he can’t keep this up’. He refused to listen. At the age of 41, Ronaldo remains the biggest wank in football.
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New Scotland manager suffering from same issue as old Scotland manager: Scotland players
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fouling an opponent to prevent a goal, getting sent off for it and then conceding from the free-kick anyway
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Years ago, I was walking home late one night, and a drunk guy was harassing me - trying to get me to go home with him, pushy sex comments, etc. After a few mins, his mate turned to him and said, firmly but not aggressively, "MATE. leave her alone, yeah?" And he did. I think about him all the time.
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Leading but ultimately not beating Spain? Awwwwww, that’s cute
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sébastien Pocognoli
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Kenny Pryde @kennypryde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
'Ei, Pep, amic, el teu club està mort.' Did I make the time cut?!
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Post-sanctions Man City take the field
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Share this every year on The Gaffer’s birthday. Not a top 10, just 10 that tell a story www.heraldscotland.com/opinion/2311...
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
All 20 slides from an absolutely stacked week on Instagram
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sam Cooke: “A change is gonna come” - substitute warming up on the hour mark John and Yoko’s bed-in - cheeky lie-in after a mad one last night Marvin Gaye: “What’s going on?” - not much mate, just working away, the usual. Been up to much yourself?
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“I don’t think there was very much between the teams” This Celtic fan so jaded he’s stopped watching the games
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Martin O’Neill showing he can take the criticism from Thursday on board and make the necessary changes, by switching from a tetchy pre-match interview to a tetchy post-match interview
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Disconsolate Celtic players trudge off the park, with the exception of Mika Baur who is still floating corners in to nobody
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Locking the home players out wasn’t the appropriate response to this
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“I came here to chew gum and point a lot while the game completely passes me by, and I’m all out of gum”
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ed Sheeran finally confirms a support act
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Depeche Mode fans
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FPL Bacon @fplbacon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Another banner courtesy of @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social on IG 😂
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Mince Dinner @scw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I sincerely hope @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social saw this before they changed it on the website
Screenshot showing some football commentary on the BBC website. At the bottom, it reads “Stephen Kingsley shits inside to centre-back”
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sorry, but this is really irresponsible. Managers have a duty to not fan the flames ahead of powderkeg fixtures
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The most embarrassing Celtic performance since their manager’s pre-match interview with Connie McLaughlin
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Celtic only a few more defeats away from turning to interim manager Martin O’Neill
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Celtic fans calling for consistency then suddenly upset when they keep conceding three goals
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
All 20 slides on Instagram
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ianwsmith82.bsky.social @ianwsmith82.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@oldfirmfacts.bsky.social McBurnie might add some pace to the scotland squad.
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Jim__Douglas @jimdouglas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Celtic's goalie honouring the side's proud Johnstone tradition of being lost at sea.
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is somehow only the second-least convincing McGregor display at Ibrox today
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
These games always miss something when they don’t let away fans and players in
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FPL Bacon @fplbacon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
On this day in 2024, a terrace legend was born—and not on the pitch. Courtesy of @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social on IG
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He’s not wrong
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
All 19 slides on Instagram
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
In the back of the car trying to drown out mum and dad fighting
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
All 20 slides on Instagram
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Love Actually discourse gets earlier every year
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sky Sports thoroughly destaunching McInnes
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ally McCoist and Neil Oliver stun in new The Fly sequel
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Delight for these two Hearts fans as Thursday nights are freed up to watch their heroes in Europe
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Adding another Derek McInnes looking at Wilfried Nancy’s tactics every time Derek McInnes’ Rangers fail to win
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Rangers giving their fans a 45-hour Celtic-slagging window before being Rangers again
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
2017: Progrès Niederkorn 2026: “Progress? Need Del gone”
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If Derek McInnes puts a decent domestic run together he might earn a move to the sort of club that stays in the Conference League beyond August
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
‘I’m the last Sash’
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
T2 Trainspotting (2017)
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Sock Council @sockcouncil.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not seen a collapse in Austria like this since Arch Duke Franz Ferdinand's mam heard he'd been shot @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social
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Jim__Douglas @jimdouglas.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Celtic vs Austrian opponents 1985: throw bottle 2026: lose bottle
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