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The Hundred has it critics and rightly so. One thing you cannot criticise it for is how they showcase forgotten artists who had a number 17 chart hit 10 years ago.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Imagine the problems a Ritalin Vape would solve.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Today I will be staring directly at the eclipse to own The Libtards.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Old Paedo is Dead. RIP.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

All the talk about how good France have been has been a load of old bollocks, they’re classic flat track bullys. Spain have controlled every aspect of the of every match they’ve played. Thats why they have conceded just one goal.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

ITVs outtro there playing Cemetery Gates by Pantera is another goal against the BBC production for the tournament.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I’ve been wrestling with this thought for a couple of years now. But Rishi Sunak was right, Sandwiches are your favourite food, they’re actually the best food you can have. Everything goes with them. Sorry for mocking you Rishi.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Whatever happened to the match ball being delivered in the back of an RC Car?.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I hate to be that guy. But football matches have for quite a few years been halted midway through each half for a break if the temperature has been 25 Celsius or higher. We just didn’t have a codified name for this break and now we do with Hydration Break.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Huw Edwards has a Substack, a free Substack. Most replies are “You’re a bad nonce m8”. Some of the replies are “Yeah bad luck on being a crazy nonce who masterbated over photos of kidsI know it’s the worst kind of nonce, but I hope you’re ok Huw xoxox”. It’s the craziest shit I’ve ever seen.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Funny this happens on the day that Farage is you going to perform the biggest whining school age bitch fit where he attacks the media about his personal life being invaded by the ‘Establishment’.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

The problem with the Fancy-Dan Continentals is that they just don’t know how to get it into the mixer during injury time.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Hes going to ask FIFA if Dianna Ross can re-take her penalty.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

All that chat about altitude when the highest place on earth right now is an English Pub.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

If you’ve ever been to Alfreton away when they were managed by Billy Heath you will know this Paraguay team.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Has anybody mentioned if Mexico City is at Altitude yet?

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Must be such a buzz to be there in the ground when your favourite sociopath and sex offender scores a penalty and you shout “Siiiiuuu”.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Keir Starmers last act as Prime Minister to be a proper boring fart.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

By the way. Gibbs-White, Foden, Trent, Maguire and whoever else you can think of that isn’t in this squad does not make this England team anymore capable of beating DR Congo.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Is the Labour Party running the CDU comms now?

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Germany have been crap since they won the World Cup in 2014. This isn’t new.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

All he has to do is tell The Lads that they can have a can for there dinner on the job and its another Labour Landslide.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Good to see English Test Cricket is having yet another absolutely normal one. Stringing them together now.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Ben Stokes is not one of Englands greatest captains ever. This is just bullshit. Hes won less than half of his Tests as Captain. Hes lost 5 of the last 7, failed to beat a weakened India at home last summer and presided over a shambles of an Ashes series. Hes will go down as a very ‘Meh’ captain.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Poor this. In the same bucket as “The keeper should do better there”. Saved everything. Started an attack which lead to a goal. Baited Panamas press to create the space in the middle of the pitch to drop a pass into Anderson. Panama doubled up that press to force a mistake which he never made.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

If Andy Burnham came forward this summer and said “Yeah, actually, the lads should be able to have a can at work in this heat” Labour would be +5 in the polls instantly.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

One of the main reasons Bonn became the West German capital was because Adenauer lived 10 minutes away.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Nationalise the M6 Toll and make it go around Wolverhampton while we’re at it.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Andy Burnham can secure his place as one of the great Prime Ministers by allowing us to have this Meal Deal.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

The Alpaca Starmer killed died for nothing then?

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Turns out I am her Line Manager as of this Monday coming. Lets see whose replacing whose job now eh?

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I’ve got a meeting with our new AI Coordinator at 1pm. I’m going to tell her that AI cannot replace my job because AI cannot go for a 45 minute shit on works time.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Had Andy Burnham filled all the potholes yet?

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Saying that you have paedophile tendencies isn’t the win he thinks it is.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I’m not against it. But there is nothing better than telling opposition fans that “You’re gonna get your fucking heads kicked in”.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

There will be Brazilian people having Vietnam flashbacks at this scorline.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I do like the England fans who are unaware of their toxic trait of sincerely hoping the home nations do well in tournaments but not realising how patronising it is.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

How in the living fuck has Duncan Ferguson managed to get a Visa for America?

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

There have only been two good sides at this World Cup so far. A 48 team tournament just allows a load of bozos like Paraguay and South Africa to have a day in the sun that their quality doesn’t merit.

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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

One of my dream demons is being trapped inside the Kennedy Tunnel in Antwerp. Today I’m going to find out if that is a thing in conscious awakedness.

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