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Chris

@chrs00.bsky.social
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Some football, some comics, some films, some music, some other stuff probably. He/Him.

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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 1h
When someone on X posts a bad take there's always the likelihood they're doing it for Clicks Revenue On Bluesky you know they're doing it For The Love Of The Game
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 2h
Escherscope
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 2h
I get why they'd want to do this. It's entirely the sort of thing I'd want to do if I were insane enough to be behind this project. But surely even Sony aren't crazy enough to do this?
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 2h
This is a colossally bad idea and I support it 100%
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 2h
In a row?
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 2h
Thirty seven?
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 3h
Red card, immediate forfeiture of the game, twelve month ban
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Nate Rathjen @rathjen.us · 4h
my man walking like Elmer Fudd trying to sneak up behind Bugs Bunny
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Elmer Fudd Hunting
ALT: Elmer Fudd Hunting
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 23h
I know people who went to prison for pirating movies! Actual prison!
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Two 1-0 wins in a row? Up the fucking Saints.
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Man City should file a complaint about PSG's spending imho
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Every movie, song, and book that you love was made without the technology that people who don’t make art are now insisting is necessary for making art.
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Me whenever anyone suggests any form of "smart" device that has no business needing an internet connection
Bill Adama saying "it's an integrated computer network and I will not have it aboard this ship:
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Not in my house it won't
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Strongly disagree with the shade of blue that Coventry are wearing. That's a Sheffield Wednesday kit.
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 12/10/2026
Dr. Robotnik
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
so you're saying we can destroy Man City AND the British AI industry in one move???
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My online girlfriend was so shocked by the Ukraine drone strike on the Russian data centre that she's been too upset to message me all day.
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Yes fantastic piece of content, really enjoyed it. 10/10. Please never show me anything like this again."
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Every post Facebook serves me up that isn't from someone I'm friends with gets a "doesn't match my interests". It's a small act of defiance I know, but I refuse to let the algorithm understand me.
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
it's very funny (read: stupid) to frame manchester city dismantling a rival as defiance or overcoming adversity when their ability to win a lot with squads that were constructed illegally is kinda the whole point of the scandal
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Release the numbers for 2018 to date
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think the thing that annoys me most about Man City being guilty of industrial scale cheating between 2009 and 2018 is the implication that they stopped eight years ago
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah the reality is "they're a great team BECAUSE of everything going on off the pitch"
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I really hope pundits can find a way to stop saying "despite everything going on off the pitch they're a great team" every match for the rest of the season
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fuck off back to your island
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Love a derby day win
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Finn Azaz dodging a red and then just walking away while all hell breaks loose? What a man.
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh Cameron Bragg mate
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
To think Will Still tried to offload the guy
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The legacy of Nathan Jones does it again
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
James fucking Bree lads
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Expecting at least one goalkeeping nonsense, four yellow cards, and some handbags
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Football time baby
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Now this may sound harsh, but I do think that if you design a piece of furniture that requires the use of an Allen wrench to assemble, but place the bolts in such a way that I cannot fully turn the Allen wrench, I should get to drop a cartoon anvil on you
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Kathleen E. Kennedy @themedievaldrk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Many people like to laugh at medieval illuminations of stag-snails, oh those funny medieval artists making up anim...
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 11/10/2026
someone really hated this little freak
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Reuben Armstrong @reubenarmstrong.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Man City fan on The Anfield Wrap: “I’m all for spending limits, but the premier league should implement that through rules and regulations rather than punishments.” What do you think FFP is?! We have rules and regulations and your club deliberately broke them and then repeatedly lied about it!
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 11/10/2026
The Monolith and the Apes from 2001: A Space Odyssey
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Mike (They/Them) 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mxmike.co.uk · 11/10/2026
Bethany wore a “Protect The Dolls” t-shirt during rehearsals. The BBC posted it on their socials then quietly deleted and reposted it without showing her from the front. On TV last night they actually blurred the message #Strictly
Bethany Antonia rehearsing for Strictly Come Dancing in a Protect The Dolls t-shirt Bethany Antonia rehearsing for Strictly Come Dancing in a Protect The Dolls t-shirt that’s been edited to look like a plain white t shirt
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This thing could crash and burn on its own merits. Parents trying to force tiktok kids through an hour-long lesson in fictional chemistry
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So caught up in ignoring the whole thing On Principle that I never considered the level of decompression needed to tackle the inverse problem the films had
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Only now realising the horrors involved in making an adaptation of the first HP book the same length as the fifth one
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Manchester United being bad is always very funny, but Spurs being shocking is vital to my ongoing mood
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Be prepared for the totally avoidable apocalypse scenario that we're predicting that our entirely optional behaviour will probably cause. Recommended things to have include water, a private generator, and a fully habitable backup planet with no internet connection
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm building a machine that can hack anything. Occasionally it hacks things it shouldn't. I could not have seen this coming. It might continue to do this and cause some disaster. Alas there is no way to prevent this. But none of this is my fault so I'm just going to carry on.
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 10/10/2026
The machine did not "go rogue." The machine belongs to and is the responsibility of the people who own it. Hold those people accountable for their goddamn machine.
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Rob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 10/10/2026
Excellent typo
Wife's Scottish family gift me with a small single male once a year. I am not really into that and it burns my throat but keep it down out of politeness, because I know that's how they do things. Thinking of quitting alcohol entirely to not hurt their feelings.
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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