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Clare Pearson

@chpearson.bsky.social
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Epidemiologist, cancer analyst. Loves swimming, knitting, Swindon Town FC and living by the sea.

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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who radicalised him? news.met.police.uk/news/man-jai...
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Man jailed for 15 years over ULEZ camera explosion
Kevin Rees, aged 63, was sentenced at the Old Bailey on Friday, 2 October.
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Frances Ryan @francesryan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Disability doesn’t care how old you are. Specialist food is no cheaper if you’re 19. Employers don’t lose their prejudice if you’re 21. This is blatant intergenerational inequality from Labour. Younger disabled people of all severities deserve better. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Key disability benefit for young people may be axed under major welfare changes
Exclusive: Plan under discussion involves intensive support to help young people into employment
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Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who amongst us hasn't been tempted...
Accountant calls police after being asked to attend meeting
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My teacher brother has just informed me that his primary school kids now refer to anything shit or old fashioned as "Brexit". Which has made my morning.
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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For no better reason than it's Friday, we're going to review wrestlers on how useful they'd be working in the archive. First up: Triple H. He'd probably be great to have in the office, but that water spit thing is just going to raise our humidity levels so it's a no from us.
Triple H doing the water spit thing.
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man City when asked to provide their “irrefutable evidence.”
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
£900,000,000 Nine, hundred, million, new, English, pounds - strip the titles - put a massive asterisk next to the Pep years - expel them from the league - forced sale of club due to owners failing 'fit and proper' test - turn Etihad into dog racing track
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Manchester City found guilty on all Premier League charges over rule breaches
Manchester City have been found guilty of all charges related to serious breaches of the Premier League’s financial rules over a nine-season period
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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JB @jb72jb72.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just seen that someone has called the latest evidence City have referred to as ‘The Pepstein Files’ #MCFC
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh Lordy, it’s another one of these. The answer is, of course: 1. Don’t If, however, you find yourself in Swindon, we recommend the following activities: 1. Leave immediately 2. No, faster than that
How to spend a day in Swindon the UK's best place to live for quality of life.
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Of course he is. Abusers convention in D.C. presiding over the health of our most vulnerable people. Rape. Culture.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones.
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning.
A sign on the inside of a bus that says “Your shuttle bus driver is Hung”.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The police have asked everyone to please not speculate about the RAF Fairford incident, so naturally I'm going to waste no time in making up total bollocks to suit my own agenda.
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But I need to smile more.
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Bike Tarrytown @biketarrytown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Brittish roundabouts are terrible? What are you talking about?! 😉
Aerial photo of the "magic roundabout" in Swindon. It's like 7 roundabouts in one giant square. Look it up.
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Jenny O @msyellowhat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It takes huge guts to go against the majority to do the right thing
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Rob Baron @rob-baron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The man who watched Covid ravage Italy and Europe and did NOTHING to protect the country. The man who caused tens of thousands of unnecessary deaths. The man who let loose debauched parties at number 10 while he told the country it had to isolate. The grostesque shit should be in jail.
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Mark Grimshaw @markgrimshawtism.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Bible literally says that a woman can be created from a man’s rib, Janet.
Telegraph and Mail journalist Janet Murray on Facebook: Apparently the Church of England has ordained its first 'transgender woman' - following a 'gender transition'.
Now, I'm no biblical scholar. But I did go to a faith school, study compulsory RE until I was 16, and get an 'A' in Religious Studies (back when that was the top grade). So I'm scratching my head here.
Genesis says God created humankind "male and female". Where does the Bible say that men can become women? Sarah Jones is a man, not a woman.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Liar. Small boat crossings peaked under Johnson in 2022 reaching 46,000 in 2022. In current year they are 18,565 and falling. Also prior to Boris Johnson's Brexit there were none.
It's a disaster, and it can all be traced to
Labour ideology. Burnham has no mandate
from the people. He has no real ideas, and
no plan,

Johnson on X
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026
Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all
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Andy Diggle @andydiggle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My Glock system went rogue and issued 9mm agents which accessed the internal organs of several victims. Please give me billions of dollars to help me regulate the behavior of the gun whose trigger I keep pulling.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Protecting women and girls by...lurking around outside a police station coz their emotional support privately-educated Rolex-flashing convicted kidnapper got arrested for stabbing a boat.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One of the biggest social problems I see is that we have to work until 67 but it gets harder and harder to get a job after 50.
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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 25/09/2026
poor fucker
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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These guys are protesting about 'groups of fighting age men threatening local areas'. You've got to admire the irony.
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Mark Jones @mgjones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These are the guys Labour think have 'legitimate concerns'
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Tariq Panja @tariqpanja.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They do everything bigger. Even the number of charges they have got for allegedly cheating dwarfs everything else we’ve seen. (They deny the charges)
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jim Henson was born on this day in 1936.
Edward Hopper's 'Nighthawks', but the man and woman at the counter of the diner are now Fozzie and Miss Piggy. The guy with his back to us is now Bert, but Bert is being operated by Frank Oz, who is crouched down in front of the counter. The waiter/server is now Jim Henson who is looking intently at Kermit, and Kermit, who is occupying half of Jim's right arm, is looking intently at Jim. The diner is now called "JIMMYS".
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Alice Lilly @aliceolilly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oops! I hacked a statistics portal containing private data for a government healthcare scheme. That’s on me, and you’re right to point it out. Would you like me to draft an email informing them of what happened? If you like I can schedule it to send in a few months.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
well at least there's this
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The whole "small boats" issue is a problem created out of thin air by successive right wing governments and amplified by a racist media who don't want a single brown person in this country. It's so simple it fits in one post and I can add this sentence too.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The complete and total collapse of state function in the face of far right extremists. It is frankly ludicrous that Daniel Thomas continues to be at large given the series of crimes committed which he has literally filmed.
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James Austin @jamesdaustin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A) 70/80 hour weeks? Right. When are you working on air con? 9 at night? B) NHS, free education, welfare system, bin collections, roads, wider state services. Go fuck yourself Dave
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Paul Hebden @paulhebden.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So are we saying that if I got a van and started ramming ambulances, slashing their tires and assaulting their staff, I'd be fine as long as I was a fascist. Mahmood should be sacked. The situation with this government is intolerable.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
something has gone very, very wrong with the UK
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Miss Winters @bustyboudica.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is fucking disgraceful
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The British people are electing Flat Earthers to public office. It's impossible to say whether this is good or not.
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
literally thousands of jobs in higher education were cut *last year alone* and there's been almost no media coverage and no government action
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Some Guy in Kent @kentguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Absolute state of Christopher here, full name and profile picture too The internet has poisoned/broken a significant % of the populace, they’ve forgotten the ‘civil’ part of living in a civilised society. I’m very sorry that you have to suffer that Well done on the courts, it’s good progress
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Jay Rayner @jayrayner1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
On the BBC News Katya Adler has just described Germany, where the far right AFD keep winning elections, as entering 'uncharted political territory'. Hmmm. Where Germany is concerned I think that territory is pretty well charted.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you can learn a lot about America by remembering that this man lived through the coronavirus
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Da Underfunded Ouroboros @trufflehog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cant even watch cute animals videos anymore without first checking twice if it's slop I hate it so much
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs?
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The Abominable Jonathan L. Howard @jonathanlhoward.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Alan Ritchson seems an okay sort of feller.
From Twitter. fattys_revenge writes "Every season of Reacher so far has been great, and I understand why they may be avoiding the earlier novels due to their slightly less standalone nature, but every year I'm sad to learn that next season won't be the book where he kills his way through a white supremacist militia camp"
Alan Ritchson replies, "My favorite book. Fun fact: I had it approved until someone got re-elected."
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Nihl L'Amas @nih-llamas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Zoe Thorne @zoethorne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So Reform have launched an app that tracks small boats arriving in the UK in real time, and already their supporters are complaining that it's boring because there are hardly any boats. They are SO close to getting it.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yes but they were nice to some white women* on a train *at least one of which was also a white supremacist
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