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Jonathan L. Howard

@jonathanlhoward.bsky.social
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Novels & games chap. Johannes Cabal, Carter & Lovecraft, THE SHADOW ON THE GLASS for "Call of Cthulhu," Kyth the Taker, Goon Squad, co-wrote BROKEN SWORD I-III, principal writer on the BAFTA-winning ATOMFALL. All my fault. Sorry. UK. Portrait: Small Robot

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Jonathan L. Howard @jonathanlhoward.bsky.social · 19m
Turns out WHOOPS APOCALYPSE (TV 1982/Movie 1986) wasn't nearly ludicrous enough to keep up with reality.
Woman selling patriotic mushroom cloud badges from a tray labelled "Wear Your Mushroom with Pride" from the title sequence of WHOOPS APOCALYPSE.
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Jonathan L. Howard @jonathanlhoward.bsky.social · 28m
Marvel fans need to prepare for "a very surprising ending" to Avengers: Doomsday, directors Joe and Anthony Russo have teased.
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Dallas Bobby Ewing
Alt: Bobby Ewing (Patrick Duffy) discovered not dead in the shower in DALLAS, the moment when it transpired umpteen prior episodes were all a dream.
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Gareth L. Powell / G.L. Powell @garethlpowell.bsky.social · 12h
The omnibus of my award-winning Ack-Ack Macaque trilogy AND my first novel, Silversands, are available in brand new e-book editions from Open Road Media. Paperback copies will follow in January. You can buy and read the ebooks now at: openroadmedia.com/contributor/...
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 10h
With alt text. I know someone who actually did this
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On my first big overseas client conference, I was at a dinner seated next to a drunk client who kept trying to fondle me under the table. I was young, distressed, and had no idea what to do. I moved my legs as far away from him as I could, moving into the space of the man next to me, who then started patting my legs! The Regional Manager was a French woman who caught my eye, gestured for me to go to the bathroom and when I came back had switched chairs with me. What happed next was epic. A few minutes after I sat back down, she raised her hand with his hand captured in hers and announced loudly "Does anyone know whose hand this is? I found it in my lap." There was dead silence at the table. She threw his hand back at him and said calmly "next time I pick it up with my fork." Then she started a new conversational thread and things moved on. After the meeting she found me, gave me a hug, and said seriously "Never be afraid to make some noise. It is their shame, not yours."
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 10h
I love summer! 今年の夏も素敵な思い出が沢山できましたっ☆
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Jonathan L. Howard @jonathanlhoward.bsky.social · 10h
Does not include Quasqueton (from B1 "In Search of the Unknown"), I'm sorry to say, but this looks amazing despite that APPALLING oversight (it does have "The Tomb of Horrors" and "Castle Ravenloft," whatever those are, plus 11 others).
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Karl Poyzer @karlpoyzer.bsky.social · 11h
So it's out now! I was lucky enough to spend a couple of years writing this with a lovely team (This was a bit of a weird career tangent for me) Lovely to learn loads and just get to write utter nonsence for a bit! @calmdowntom.bsky.social @starkholborn.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW0P...
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Nivalis Nights - Official Launch Trailer
YouTube video by IGN
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 13h
The BBC's new director general's brain is smaller on the inside.
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Stark Holborn @starkholborn.bsky.social · 11h
And this is why we do what we do 🙏😭 Thanks so much to everyone who's exploring and enjoying the people and worlds we wrote for Nivalis Nights (and if you want to know what's next for us – cough cough indie project – follow @boxofgreebles.bsky.social...)
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 13h
This is so very funny youtu.be/SHUvSffmLIQ?...
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Most TV is Just This Now
YouTube video by Michael Spicer
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is it me, or does Michaelmas start earlier every year?
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 29/09/2026
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Jonathan L. Howard @jonathanlhoward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Excited about the Evil Corp IPO to fund their paradigm-changing Planet Destroyer tech. It's currently losing them a fortune, but once it's up and running, it'll either go wrong and blow up the Earth, or go right and Evil Corp. can blackmail us with threats of blowing up the Earth. Win/win!
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Marsh Davies @marshdavies.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think this is my favourite glamour shot of Gold Teeth so far.
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2000 AD Comics @2000ad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Day of Dredd is almost upon us! An incredible line-up of creators at @forbidden-planet.bsky.social stores, Forbidden Planet International stores, @bkswpicspdx.bsky.social in Portland OR and Knihkupectví Krakatit in Prague!
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Richard Wells @slipperyjack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Been working my way through Jan Švankmajer's short films. One that has particularly stayed with me is the quietly chilling Buñuelian allegory The Garden (1968), probably his most overtly political work. A man is invited to a country estate with a perimeter fence made of silent human 'volunteers'...
People forming a daisy chain around a grand country estate. The short is a biting Kafkaesque critique of totalitarian conformity and collectivism. It mirrors the stifling mediocrity, absolute submission, and absurd normalisation of oppression under Czechoslovakian communism.
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Jonathan L. Howard @jonathanlhoward.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Hi, what's an LLM cocktail?" "That's the Laser Lime Mojito, the most mojito you'll ever taste!" "I'll have one!" "Here you go!" "This is a Bloody Mary." "I made an error. Let me fix that." "You just put pebbles in it." "You're right. Give me another chance." "That's literally bleach." And so on...
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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Jonathan L. Howard @jonathanlhoward.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"It's cute because it 'basically looks like a baby.'"
Photograph of a baby doll standing in the corner of an abandoned stationmaster's house in Nottinghamshire. It is is not, by any stretch of the imagination, cute.
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Jonathan L. Howard @jonathanlhoward.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've settled so many wars, so many wars. The War of the Roses, terrible war, roses fighting roses, so much mulching, I settled that. The War of the Worlds, that was the one between Mongo and Skaro, crazy names, crazy times. Ming the Merciless, Davros, came to me, big guys, tears in their eyes and...
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Jonathan L. Howard @jonathanlhoward.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"It's cute because it 'basically looks like a baby.'"
Photograph of a baby doll standing in the corner of an abandoned stationmaster's house in Nottinghamshire. It is is not, by any stretch of the imagination, cute.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 26/09/2026
If you own 20+ flashlights, at a certain point you're probably running an unregistered lighthouse but we're not the lighthouse safety commission so keep up the good work.
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Hailey @elvortel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@ithayla.bsky.social thought you would appreciate this discovery from my board game session today
Entry 1000 from a choose your own adventure style board game. It blames you for skipping ahead and does a Miette reference at the end
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Jonathan L. Howard @jonathanlhoward.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey, @premeemohamed.com. Got your next novel title right here...
Map of the Manchester Metro network.Same map, zoomed in on the more southerly end of Zone 4.Zoomed in on the last stop before Manchester International Airport. It's called "Shadowmoss."
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Jonathan L. Howard @jonathanlhoward.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'd heard about Lian Yunzhi's record, but hadn't seen this before. Love her delighted smile at the end.
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 26/09/2026
My top 4 Crow Full Moon shots tonight. P L E N T Y of video to edit someday! 🪶 🐦‍⬛
a crow flies in front of the moon, greyish sky, the crow is flapping their wings downtwo crows fly in front and near the moon, in the middle and the bottom left, a snowy egret is out of focus below the moon, greyish skya crow flies in front of the moon, dark sky, the crow is flapping their wings up but not fully extendeda crow flies in front of the moon, dark purple sky, the crow is in full cruise mode
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Saint Vespaluus @saint-vespaluus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The brilliant and beautiful John Foxx. 78 today!
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Talking Pictures TV @talkingpicturestv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bolt Your Doors... Lock Your Windows... There's Something in... THE FOG (1980) Premiere 9:05pm #JamieLeeCurtis #JanetLeigh #AdrienneBarbeau supernatural horror #TPTVsubtitles
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Sally Beaumont | BAFTA Breakthrough | Voice Actor & Writer @sallybeaumont.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When I say Nighthawks is *witty* I mean it’s a game without any AI, that’s been occasionally accused of using AI art, but it also contains in-world articles apologising for AI disinformation about the vampires.
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Will Sebag-Montefiore @wsebag.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Captain of Danny Tommo's boat
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 24/09/2026
ALSO is it that time of year again?? Is the air getting crisp?? Are ghosts beginning to whisper from the dark corner behind the bookshelf?? ("Actually we're roasting" OK I can't help where you live, ignore the above) Time to read THE APPLE-TREE THRONE! www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/...
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The Apple-Tree Throne ebook by Premee Mohamed - Rakuten Kobo
Read "The Apple-Tree Throne" by Premee Mohamed available from Rakuten Kobo. It is the turn of the century in an England that never was. Bright new aqua-plants are generating electricity for the st...
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Jonathan L. Howard @jonathanlhoward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have a pitch for a new police procedural set in a high fantasy world and it's called PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGNET and Netflix isn't returning my calls. "Just the facts, mage."
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Hallie Rubenhold @hallierubenhold.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A bit more context to this photo - the event was held in the very room where Crippen and Ethel had their hearing in 1910.
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Jim Rossignol @rossignol.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Unacceptable. These are the projects that should get maximum support from local councils. It stinks. Remember and vote these clowns out.
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Jonathan L. Howard @jonathanlhoward.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Y'know, if I made a product that routinely set fire to people's houses, I might expect a little bit of legal pushback on that. I'm sure that will happen here, too. Any second now. Any... second... now....
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Jonathan L. Howard @jonathanlhoward.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In case you missed it earlier, I've got a new book out! Sort of! It was new four months ago! It is perfectly normal not to know that you've got a book out until four months later!
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Jonathan L. Howard @jonathanlhoward.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mixed feelings about my ATOMFALL novel. Delighted that it's out, less so that it was published four months ago and I only found out today. That aside, I think I did good work with this and, considering its less than barnstorming release, It's got nice reviews. ATOMFALL: THE SECRETS OF WINDSCALE
Cover of ATOMFALL: THE SECRETS OF WINDSCALE, showing the protagonist, journalist Jenny Coggins, regarding the Windscale plant in the distance. Blue energy emanates up from the ruined plant, and lighting strikes down from an angry cloud above.
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Jonathan L. Howard @jonathanlhoward.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"What dost thou desire, Faust?" "Why, wine, women, and song, demon!" "Done and double done!" *Pound-shop Mephistopheles disappears in a cloud of talcum powder, leaving behind a warm can of M&S Chardonnet, a 1978 issue of "Mayfair Magazine," and a greetings card that plays "Agadoo" when you open it.*
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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Jonathan L. Howard @jonathanlhoward.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I see Trump finally took the plunge and went full Dr Strangelove. That hand just loves to salute.
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What all #Meta product announcements look like to me by now. #charm #muse
Fake Bloomberg post:
Meta Harm

Meta Debuts a Device that Liquidates your Internal Organs to Provide
a Sustainable Source of Protein for Mark Zuckerberg's Pet Salamander.

Meta Platforms Inc. just unveiled its new gadget, which is already proving popular among 
AI fans who are keen to relinquish not only all their human rights but also their lives...
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Mike Collins @mikecollins99.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
McDonalds opened in West Bromwich in the early 80s. I was lured by the exotic promise of the sea-caught delight. While waiting for my order someone else came to the counter and asked the server "What the bloody'ell is a Filet O'Fish?!" Nodding at me he said "Oh they'm crap and HE just ordered one!"
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Jonathan L. Howard @jonathanlhoward.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Some amazing stuff in this thread, including a fair few I've never seen before. I want model kits of the HP.75 Manx and the Miles M.39B NOW, dammit. *Checks* Oh, there have been kits of them, albeit from small companies and not cheap even at 1:72nd. Still, hmmm...
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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just seen Danny Tommo referred to as "Captain Thugwash" and seriously, that's excellent work.
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Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
ALT: Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just saw someone referring to Daniel Thomas's Patriot Platform Blackshorts army as his "PeePee Boys" and I feel this should stick.
Screenshot of a couple of dozen white men from Patriot Platform in black hoodies and shorts standing in the street wearing black balaclavas, taken from Daniel Thomas's attempted blockade of the Daily Mail offices after they did an exposé on him which he claims gave his mum's address but it didn't, he doxxed her himself by using her full address to publicly register his business

From this video: https://bsky.app/profile/localnotail.bsky.social/post/3mv3royfpc22m
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Ellen Datlow @datlow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
On sale for $1.99 tomorrow 9/24 --US/Canada/GB openroadmedia.com/ebook/the-da...
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The Dark
<b>This award-winning horror anthology is the “yardstick by which future ghost fiction will be measured”—featuring Tanith Lee, Joyce Carol Oates, and others (<i>Publishers Weekly</i>, starred review).
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 23/09/2026
*weary voice of insect under flat rock* Also happy Wednesday! Today is a good day to buy my books because my stupid Summer Storm McBusted chimney is FINALLY getting repaired (!!) and I just paid the deposit 💀 us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
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Wickhills
In the dangerous magical city of Wickhills, a streetwise secret agent is tasked with protecting a foreign defector from his pursuers... even at the threat of...
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Jonathan L. Howard @jonathanlhoward.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I respect our British culture. DO YOU?
A pink toilet with yellow polka dots, splattered with mud (I hope) and standing in woodland, an item of jetsam from the abandoned "Crinkley Bottom" Mr Blobby theme park.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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