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Steve Doherty @stevedoherty.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Jonny Dymond just said (of Wales) “it may not be the most important part of the Kingdom” on The World At One. IT IS IF YOU FUCKING LIVE HERE.
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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
🎵 I shot a man in Hounslow, just to take his pitch 🎵
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Reuben Armstrong @reubenarmstrong.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Do people still use Instagram? Come give us a follow. Some cool projects in the pipeline and they’ll be appearing over there. 🙏 #filmmaker #director #animator #documentary #animation www.instagram.com/reubenarmstr...
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Cartoon of two people. One is showing their teeth and saying “I’m going to have my teeth novelised by an authordontist”
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
TV Show Idea: BACK IN THE DAY Chiropractor Phil Back has sex with witch Jennie Day who is only visible during daytime and goes on a time travel journey to the past where he has to convince people a chiropractor is a real thing before the sun goes down
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 16/11/2025
Me: "I need to name my military operation. Any ideas?" My WhatsApp group of incredibly gay Dungeons and Dragons nerds:
A screenshot of a post on X by a verified user named Pete Hegseth. The post reads:
“OPERATION ROUGH RIDER = Freedom of Navigation for U.S. ships
OPERATION MIDNIGHT HAMMER = Obliteration of Iranian nuclear sites
OPERATION SOUTHERN SPEAR = Destroy Narco-Terrorists killing Americans

@POTUS Trump means business — and the world knows it.

Peace Through Strength.”
At the bottom, the timestamp shows 7:16 PM · 11/14/25 and “2.5M Views.”
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 16/11/2025
On a godforsaken train for a horrible reason and there’s replacement buses and flooding and horror and LOOK what pops out from under the seat in front to make everything okay
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Andrew Male @andrewmale.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
#RIP Prunella Scales. Photo by John Deakin, 1964.
A lot of people on social media like to point out that when people die the tributes are often accompanied by photos of them when they were young and beautiful (as opposed to old and beautiful). So let me just say that I’m posting this because it’s one of my favourite portraits full stop by one of the greatest ever British portrait photographers. And fuck off.
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Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I always feel sad when I see athletes drinking Lucozade. I can’t believe they still have to race when they’re feeling poorly.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 18/10/2025
A prophetic 1933 novel has found a surprising second life – it holds lessons for us all | Charlotte Higgins
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A prophetic 1933 novel has found a surprising second life – it holds lessons for us all | Charlotte Higgins
Sally Carson’s Crooked Cross was written and set during the rise of nazism. It shows both how extremism takes hold, and the moral certainty needed to resist it, says the Guardian’s chief culture writer, Charlotte Higgins
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Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
I've called my baby goat 'Humphrey Bogart', because it has a lopsided head. Ears looking askew, kid.
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Ham Salad's Nice
Sam Allardyce
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Torsten Bell @torstenbell.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
From tomorrow, schools in Swansea West can book a free guided tour of Parliament with: ✅ A professional tour guide ✅ A workshop at Parliament's Education Centre ✅ 85% off travel costs for a coach or bus (up to £2,400) Places are limited so book fast! edubookings.parliament.uk/SignIn?Retur...
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Richard Newby @richardlnewby.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Robert Redford wasn’t just a great actor. He used his profile to help others. From environmentalism, Native American rights, LGBTQ advocacy, and independent film, he cared deeply about people, and preserving their culture and world.
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carolyn726.bsky.social @carolyn726.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Massive Grandad vibes @reubenarmstrong.bsky.social
A seagull sitting on a No Seagulls sign
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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Should have been loving apples instead
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
"Name?" "Mark Carney." "Full name?"
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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Liberté, Egalité, Fuckaroundité and Findoutité.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
“Use your words,” I say. The bear continues to attack me
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 18/03/2025
A member of staff said "nobody trusts anybody now, and we're all very tired." www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Scientists at Antarctic Sanae IV base rocked by alleged assault
A spokesperson for the South African government told the BBC there had been an assault at the station.
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Rory Cellan-Jones @rorycj.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Trump systematically hunting down everything that makes America great and destroying it
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
My wife has a medical emergency and I could really do with your help by donating / sharing / both. If you follow me & have ever liked any of the stuff I post, this is the best possible way to show that. Thank you. www.gofundme.com/f/medical-co...
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Donate to Medical Costs For A Triple Leg Fracture, organized by Nick Pettigrew
Hello, In a bit of a freak accident Stacy Pettigrew managed to fracture bot… Nick Pettigrew needs your support for Medical Costs For A Triple Leg Fracture
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Janet Emson @janetemson.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Today on the blog I’ve got a Q&A with Jess Kidd, talking about her new book Murder at Gulls Nest @faberbooks.bsky.social fromfirstpagetolast.wordpress.com/2025/03/10/j...
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Jess Kidd – Q&A
Jess Kidd is the author of The Hoarder, Himself, Things in Jars and The Night Ship.  Her latest novel, Murder at Gulls Nest is published by Faber on 13 March 2025. Jess kindly answered a few of my …
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Can't imagine why any government would rely on Starlink now given Musk's extremely erratic behaviour.
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
All this Reform drama and not a single 'Lowe Will Tear Them Apart' headline We used to have a newspaper industry in this country #smdh
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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Trump & Vance’s treatment of Zelenskyy was a snub to all of Europe. And the pair of them can fuck right off. I don’t want them having a single rare earth atom from European soil. I don’t want their military bases. I want Europe to throw everything into driving Russia off Ukrainian soil.
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Gaby Hinsliff @gabyhinsliff.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I genuinely feel sick after watching that presser & not in a ‘Trump was rude, pass the smelling salts’ way or even shock that you’d publicly bully a wartime leader like that. It’s the utter narcissism. Trump could literally start WW3 because he feels his ego hasn’t been sufficiently stroked.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 28/02/2025
Look, obviously my emotional reaction to that press conference is to punch a wall so hard either it or my knuckles break. But let put that on hold for a moment and ask, very dispassionately and calmly: What American national interest objective or foreign policy goal was served by that shit-show?
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
If you zoom in it says "keep your tiny hands off of Canada"
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carolyn726.bsky.social @carolyn726.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Excellent book post today!
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Bookaholic Bex @bexbookaholic.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
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Mark @vbloke.com · 15/02/2025
Important information
Hedgehog diagram with “head” and “chog” sections
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Missouri's AG Andrew Bailey is suing Starbucks, arguing that its workforce is too "female" and "non-white" and as a result Missouri consumers “pay higher prices and wait longer for goods and services" because its workforce is "less qualified" This is a brazenly racist and sexist lawsuit.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
"Geoffrey, what's the name of that dinosaur they found millions of all under one roof?" "It's called toysaurus." "Toysaurus?" "Toysaurus".
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Lee Randall @leerandall.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Remembering the time a Feng Shui person advised me to create space for a man in my life, by leaving a drawer empty. Not only didn't I find a boyfriend but I had nowhere to put my knickers.
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donkey_walloppa @donkeywalloppa.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Man, I have been wanting one of these for so long. TAKE MY FIFTY POUNDS
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
There are days when it’s best to avoid the gallows stump at Tatters Cross. Oh they’ve put iron around it, but on anniversaries and the like, that’s not enough to stop the ghosts gathered there from wandering. Some will even follow you all the way home given a chance. - May Ediss #VOH
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 12/09/2023
DO NOT DRINK THE TUDOR MILK
A gallon of milk whose sell by date reads, "SELL BY OCT 23 1538" -  Which would mean it should have been sold sometime around the final decade of the reign of Henry the Eighth.
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Above the wails of ghost pirates bemoaning being pirated, and of ghost highwaymen who suffered highway robbery, we can now hear AI companies complaining of having data inappropriately taken. Woe are they, who lose the property they have taken from others.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Proposal: Aerosmith Black Mambazo.
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 27/01/2025
2020s Dads: An empty plastic bottle? I'll put it in the recycling. 1980s Dads: An empty plastic bottle? Better fill it with something pop-coloured but poisonous and keep it in the shed.
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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Still mildly amusing to refer to Aston Villa v West Ham as the David Cameron derby.
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
lawyers actually recommend this approach to my books now
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
My phone “Your average screen time in a day is less than 2 hours” Well, I’m back at work now little buddy so you can go back to 8 hour shifts again
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Abir Mukherjee @radiomukhers.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
“Paint me, like one of your French hens.”
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carolyn726.bsky.social @carolyn726.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Oh my lord, I am only half way but I’m sailing through pitch black waters. Has anyone else read A Haunting in the Arctic by @cjcookebooks.bsky.social? Strong stuff but I am all in for it.
A ghostly image of a sailing ship at sea
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