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donkey_walloppa @donkeywalloppa.bsky.social · 6h

Sounds of Scotland. All bangers #bbc2

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donkey_walloppa @donkeywalloppa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Looks like City have bought McDonalds 🤔

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donkey_walloppa @donkeywalloppa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Didn’t get the Omaze call for the London house today, then. Oh well. There’s always next month. Interested to see the new house video appears to have the potting shed from the rape scene in Scum included. Does that make it more or less valuable? 🤔

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donkey_walloppa @donkeywalloppa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“Systematically broke all the rules of the league for a decade…” Or at least the decade we know about at present

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donkey_walloppa @donkeywalloppa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

BBC are reporting City benefited from at least £830m of undeclared funding over 9 years. Using the Everton formula of 10 points over a single £20m discrepancy, City should be docked at least 415 points, so 46 points a year for the next 9 years. Works for me

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donkey_walloppa @donkeywalloppa.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Forgive my ignorance but who the fuck pays for the stuff in these videos? Even if it’s just a fake made entirely by AI, the cost of producing it must surely outweigh any revenue. Someone please explain the business model. www.instagram.com/reel/Dc3l32O...

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I love the bit where he says "I like to drink Black Velvet" which is Guinness with champagne and then scoffs down six oysters AN ACTUAL THING THAT HAPPENS IN THIS STING

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Nice to see that Reform’s war against the establishment happens in Claridges and Rules. Classic man of the people stuff from the Spode-u-Like guys.

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Most of the Presidents that Donald Trump has listed as Great would have had him imprisoned or shot for treason.

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donkey_walloppa @donkeywalloppa.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Love how my phone is pinging every few minutes about last minute prem transfers for bug bucks and the home team news feed is…

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donkey_walloppa @donkeywalloppa.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Heard that awful vocal version of the EastEnders theme on TOTP2 last night and have had it stuck in head all day. Fucking bastards

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donkey_walloppa @donkeywalloppa.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I used to be quite derogatory about colleagues in their lates forties for their poor spelling but i’ve now realised that it’s jsut that you can’t see typos anymore

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donkey_walloppa @donkeywalloppa.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Would be interested to hear if any Villa fans on here can provide a metric where they are bigger? Average player height, perhaps?

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donkey_walloppa @donkeywalloppa.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Vets: Cunts. £600 in already for “tests” for a relatively minor ailment. All come back clear and dog otherwise healthy. Now proposing £1530 worth of further tests with no indication of how much it might cost before they stop doing tests and propose some medication for the aforementioned ailment.

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Leo Hickman @leohickman.carbonbrief.org · 30/07/2026

++BREAKING++ The UK and Spanish governments have issued a joint statement overnight: "[We] agreed that this summer’s wildfires demonstrated that climate change was now a national security emergency facing Europe and threatening our way of life." www.gov.uk/government/n...

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donkey_walloppa @donkeywalloppa.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

How long until Farage comes out in support of Infantino’s plan?

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donkey_walloppa @donkeywalloppa.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Not being funny but presumably if Rodri going to Real means Tchouameni is up for sale, City need a defensive midfielder and surely would be better placed than United to pay £100m+ and his £400k p/w wages? Sorry lads

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donkey_walloppa @donkeywalloppa.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I wonder if Atis have considered calling their “zero waste greens” something more accurate like “stuff we would chuck away but now we can charge you for it”?

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donkey_walloppa @donkeywalloppa.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I’ve watched England get knocked out of every major football tournament they’ve qualified for since 1986. Forty years. Wow.

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donkey_walloppa @donkeywalloppa.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

More than a little ironic that Tuchel’s decision to replace all his attackers with defenders and go 5-4-1 to protect a ONE NIL LEAD and 30 minutes to play AGAINST FUCKING ARGENTINA is more Gareth Southgate than Gareth Southgate ever was…

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donkey_walloppa @donkeywalloppa.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I will lose my shit if he plays Kobbie in the third place play off and he gets injured

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donkey_walloppa @donkeywalloppa.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Seems the Dundee Arms are wearing their Hopkins-related paint attack as a badge of honour. Good lads

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donkey_walloppa @donkeywalloppa.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Sorry Paraguay but i’m with Le Grand Kylian, vous armes absolues

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

That dolphin needs to make a political comeback too. Just the frog faced racist and a collection of fools in costumes on the hustings.

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donkey_walloppa @donkeywalloppa.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Has Trump had anything to say about the World Cup today after he fucked for them?

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donkey_walloppa @donkeywalloppa.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Come on Belgium. We have sone principles to play for here

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donkey_walloppa @donkeywalloppa.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

John Terry on Channel 5 defending Trump intervening on Balogun situation. Somehow i’m not surprised

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donkey_walloppa @donkeywalloppa.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Actually if you zoom in it looks like it says “RULING NAITON”. Somehow i’m not suprised

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donkey_walloppa @donkeywalloppa.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Anyone fancy a guess at what this three lions “RULING NATION” tattoo is supposed to mean? 🤔#worldcup

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donkey_walloppa @donkeywalloppa.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

England have won a grand total of one game at the Azteca, ever. Against Paraguay in 1986

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donkey_walloppa @donkeywalloppa.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

FREE KOBBIE MAINOO. It’s like fucking Amorim all over agaim

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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

DOCTOR CONGO PRESCRIBES DOOM

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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

GET THE HANDBRAKE BACK ON

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donkey_walloppa @donkeywalloppa.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I am drinking in room that is literally the temperature of a sauna. That is probably not advisable by any standards

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donkey_walloppa @donkeywalloppa.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

BREAKING NEWS: PRINCE CHARLES NOT GOING TO LIVE IN HOUSE NOBODY CARED WHETHER HE WAS GOING TO LIVE IN OR NOT

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donkey_walloppa @donkeywalloppa.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Why is it in football, players’ salaries are always reported by the week, when it would make sense to do it annually where it’s comparable to their transfer fees, and also, the salaries of the rest of the fucking adult world

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