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Choose not a life of imitation

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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 6h
Youtube video essay titled 'Oldheads Were Right About 1993 Emma Thompson'
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 7h
I deleted bluesky and instagram off my phone so that I didn't spend so much time on it, now I bring my laptop to way more places.
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 7h
I think if a girl texted me I would post a lot less.
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 8h
How can you call yourself a health and wellness freak if you didn't take your temperature today? That's the flossing of being a hypochondriac. "Sorry boss, running a little low today." -- Me on a 97.2° morning. It's the horoscopes of knowing how big of an asshole I'm gonna be that day.
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 12h
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 15h
This should be a Catholic Feast Day. Unless, of course, you are the protestant type who "doesn't care" that he died in a plane crash right after this in a doomed attempt to deliver disaster relief to earthquake stricken Nicaragua? Then you can skip it. Then nothing matters.
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
The forbidden dream of men
Post from annehathaway_beauty where the actress has been blatantly and egregiously edited to have big fat stupid fake tits. Very obviously not real.Comments that say "The forbidden dream of men"

"Peaches and cream skin"

"A classic exquisite beauty"

And other such naive comments from dumb guys
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 17h
my god dude i fuckin love peter griffin man hes so awesome. just think about it for a second like hes the best
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Redditor, 25 minutes after discovering Robert Frost: "Why didn't you just take the path less taken?"
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Crazy how long it took me to realize that the church leaders are not in the thumbnail
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of my old standby bits (performative 1940s style misogyny) has backfired in an unexpected way. I called the wrong construction worker lady toots and now she's grabbed me by my ankles and making ME twirl around for HER!
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guy in gym lifting in True Religion jeans. #SitWithThat
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You ever just search your own profile for arbitrary keywords, like piss for instance, and just marvel at the bounty you've created over the years?
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Simple wellbeing trick that I learned: If I have the Tomodachi Life Living the Dream! ambient island music stuck in my head for most of the day, a lot of the normal stress and anxiety goes away as I start to reconceptualize myself as just a little guy doing his little tasks.
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh I'm sorry for ruining your nephew's birthday, I thought you said PAWG Patrol. 😂 😭 🤣 😅 😭 😁 🙂 😐 🙄 🙁
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brad @bradshoup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
perfect
a Twitter bio for the account @non_left_PJ_Fan with the display name Pearl Jam Fanatic Non-Woke🇺🇸:

Pearl Jam superfan… Always found PJ better/more profound than Nirvana, but also find PJ off the mark on politics… Tool lover as well.
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In retrospect the Most Embarrassing Millennial Songs are: 1. Paper Planes by MIA (honorary white woman makes song based around gunshot sounds) 2. Runaway by Kanye West (he's just rapping about being a douchebag again but now there's ballerinas, like in art) 3. Lana Del Rey discography
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cat Who Just Threw Up Ready for Lunch
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cucumber slices, why not just fucking throw some ice cubes on my salad. #NotForMe
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I think solipsism is real but not for me, I think we're all a product of some other guy's brain-in-a-jar imagination. I'm a shadow inversion of his need for external validation made manifest, he's a racecar driver who just noticed that his childhood pet turtle is sliding on the backseat.
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist. The greatest trick God ever played was putting Yellow Ledbetter on Side-B. Classic Rock and Old School Tunes™ 🎸
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What I've learned from all this is that some people have the opportunity to start a cult that exploits its members for personal and financial gain and sometimes they marry someone hot and opt to just start an annoying friend group instead.
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm not "Mr45YearsOld" btw. Don't believe everything you hear.
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have very positive things to say about Primetime. I'm still not sure exactly what to make of it or what it's trying to say as a movie but that's kind of a positive in and of itself.
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The war never ended in the Downton Abbey subreddit (show ended 11 years ago) where there is a weekly Edith vs. Mary megathread to contain the discourse.
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Add the Voynich Manuscript to the list of shit I don't give a fuck about.
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In college there was a cute girl I dug who was going to school for film, and the spell she had over me evaporated when I saw her online resume said she learns about movies from WatchMojo. Anyway when people say you're living in a bubble these are the people they think you're supposed to connect to.
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just found a way to catch up on a LOT of movies.
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Call me Mister "Heh, careful what you ask for..."
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cat from this morning.
Black cat on a tall overgrown tree stump.
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Something about this purchase felt a lot cooler before I got home.
Flight of the Concords dvd and Playboy featuring Jessica Alba on the cover. It says she's the "sex star of the year"
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 21/04/2024
Nuh uh -- Gen Z is trying to cancel Jim Carrey? 🤣 Let me explain it real slow to all you kiddos. Carrey is a Canadian-American actor and comedian known for his energetic slapstick performances. Although largely typecast as a comedic actor, Carrey has had success in dramatic roles.
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The less I understand about seltzer the better.
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Started watching this last night on Tubi, and I will not be finishing it so I won't leave a letterboxd review, but it would say: Very funny how I had to ask myself what all these white European characters are doing in the Mongol steppe only to figure out that those WERE the Mongols.
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I do think I'm probably better than entire genres of music, some of that shit sucks.
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ah. well... there you have it
As for his leaf-munching incident, Depp once admitted he doesnt necessarily view things the way most people do.
"Most things that are considered normal and that are very well accepted in life, I'm fascinated by" he told Charlie Rose back in 2013, with a laugh. "Because they just seem like odd thingS TO me."
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It seems that the objective of every tech company now is to take something that people like and turn it into a baby food version.
Discover videos with Previews. Watch clips to find videos you'll love. And it's a clip preview of a Final Jeopardy compilation.Same thing but it looks like a video of a shirtless weeping older man in an unfinished attic?
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There needs to be more coming-of-age stories about 30 year olds.
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm trying to make a name for myself so that if/when the BuzzFeed article on Weird Bluesky comes out, I'm on the part of the infographic that's labelled "Frivolous but trenchant".
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't have any respect for so-called "E-Signatures". What a preposterous charade.
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
7th grader showing Google Slides presentation: "This is my project on the pharaohs of Egypt." Me, recognizing that a picture of Cleopatra is actually Isis from the Age of Mythology promotional artwork: "Hope you've readied the asps, this presentation will be your own Actium." 7th grader: "Okay."
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just found out that the movie The Croods was originally going to be titled Crood Awakening.
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Things you can mock about women in general without being a misogynist: - No pockets having - Taking up crochet/needlepoint ass - Knowing more about your friends than you do (weird!) - Unexpected gestures of tenderness when you need it most - Shoes with bottom part to make them taller
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dr. Dontkillyourself didn't spend 8 years in med school to be called "Mister Makemewannalive"
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't know if the culture of bluesky has changed since making this post or if this is still poignant. And yes I do think the word for it is poignant.
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Saw a chance to be a pedantic asshole but chose to be a snappy bitch instead. #keepthechange
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yesterday wasn't a good bluesky day. That's the tradeoff though for spending more time outside talking to friends and also the 12 year old girl who called my ear ring gay. Being sociable comes at a cost, and it's worth it, but that cost is less time doing creative writing and also the other thing.
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think if you ever have an opportunity to say "...as it were" at the end of a sentence you should pass.
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Non-agency havers be like "Okay!"
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itsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One of the more wasteful things that people do every day is wipe dry a pan that they're about to put on the stove anyway, the heat will dry it for you! #whiteboywisdom
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