TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026(to the tune of american woman) 🎶rotisserie chicken🎵 0132
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 12/09/2026males love to throw weights on the floor to impress each other 150
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 08/09/2026(me, the guy who doesn’t post more than once every three weeks) why did I not get on the influential poster list 072
Reposted by TEMU Rick Owensmaxwell largeman 🪷 @dad.franklinstower.online · 31/08/2026yooooooooooo 1353
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 29/08/2026period shits at the gym in the middle of my fuckin lifts what the goddamn hell 070
Reposted by TEMU Rick Owens𝕭𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖉𝖆 𝕮𝖆𝖗𝖇𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 @punishedsadiston.bsky.social · 29/08/2026This sucks because I was born with my ass at the front of my body and everyone thinks photos of me are AI now 152
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 28/08/2026did they do it on the 11th because it looks like two towers 171
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 16/08/2026critical support for this guy that goes to our gym 081
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 06/08/2026how many times have u hallucinated hearing the watch duty app today im at like three maybe four so far 010
Reposted by TEMU Rick Owenscandlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 30/07/2026We should have stopped computers here. 171
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 28/07/2026sorry I know things are bad but it’s a damn shame that all anyone ever wants to do is trash bad politics on this app instead of talking about cum!!! we have lost our way 160
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 28/07/2026does getting a vasectomy change The Taste please lmk asap 082
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 22/07/2026so which one of you is the lisinopril prescription and which one is the levothyroxine 330
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 17/07/2026oh no look what we found at the liquor store OH NO 120
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 17/07/2026they done fucked up and entrusted me with the Glomar Response at work 020
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 06/07/2026rt if u love blasting hot pisses in the gender neutral toilets 071
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 24/06/2026where do I find a lip product that gives me the “just licked the lid of the tin of enchilada sauce” tint 140
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 23/06/2026if u crumple to wipe u are NOT getting clean!!!! only folders have pure buttholes sorry for speaking the truth 060
Reposted by TEMU Rick OwensDreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Every time there's a foul ball I'm telling everybody that it "went through a fan's skull and they won't show it" and everybody really likes it each time. 341822
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 20/06/2026we’re at the baseball and my wife is tryna convince me to tattoo a mace on their non tattooed side of their face (I’m not havin it) 2100
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 19/06/2026should I go back to the hardware store for this hat y/n 260
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 18/06/2026its costco rotisserie chicken quesadillas for dinner tonight 040
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 16/06/2026good news everybody my colon is spotless not a single polyp in sight im colonmogging on yall 270
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 15/06/2026took the entire day off work just to poop (colonoscopy tomorrow lol) 1100
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 05/06/2026which spring roll skins are better the ones with the rose on it or the ones with the three girlies 120
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 04/06/2026wife says I can’t show them posts because “that would be evading my ban” 150
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 03/06/2026late to work today bc I was doing married people stuff with my wife (making a grocery list, telling each other “you’re SO cute” over and over) 150
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 24/05/2026if I had a nickel for every time someone asked me to DJ with them today I’d have two nickels (I have never in my life spun a record so yes it IS weird that it happened twice) 050
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 21/05/2026irl I tell people Jack Dorsey introduced us 050
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 27/04/2026unfortunately my makeup looks so good today that I don’t think I should have to be at work right now like it’s actually being wasted 050
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I’m probably gonna delete this later but yall should know that the same people on my route that I deliver mother jones to also get the hillsdale college hate magazine so idk shit about causes I guess 080
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 26/04/2026[at the club] I just hope the DJ is having fun 040
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 26/04/2026just took a white girl shower (didn’t wash my legs) 0111
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 08/04/2026STOP CALLING THINGS VEGAN LEATHER ITS FUVKING PLASTIC ITS P L A S T I C ITS PLASTIC it’s fucking plastic fuck you and your non renewable fast fashion fucking plastic goddamit 8513212
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 27/03/2026besties should I get a tattoo machine off temu lmao 260
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 27/03/2026using my knife from hot knives to cut my butter for shokupan 180
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 22/03/2026for sale: fashion brand company dresses, never worn 120
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 20/03/2026every day more and more people are left handed 060
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 20/03/2026it’s cool bug season everybody post ur cool bugs 010
Reposted by TEMU Rick Owensizzy @isobel.top · 19/03/2026[skimming the title] i thought that band already got canceled for sex pestery 0242
TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 18/03/2026why does other people’s yogurt smell like that 240
