[sighing to my wife at the table of a nice restaurant] No no no, milkshake ducks are just for racism. if you're complaining about fascists or homophobes, that's a drone metal orthodox priest guitarist. You don't think it makes a difference, but I'm saying it does. I am not raising my voice.
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nycc7oummopgeptw555s6icn/bafkreicwbyb3msa5cnllbexjrxrmuw2s6qj36aiitv2tp5aos5nsz2pem4)
![[photo of a punk venue with Statler and Waldorf puppets in their own little nook]
TEXT: I cannot mess up any songs tonight](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z4llsx425l4htoylyyx6iam3/bafkreic47s6ytces7da7sdwvtrr3o4pdtsjlppekxuxy2dhascsr63h36a)
![A 3.5" floppy disk. The label reads:
Program Disk
Totally Rad Mac Programs
[image of a stylized Apple Macintosh with a happy face riding a skateboard]
SYBEX
[c] 1994 SYBEX, Inc.
(800)227-2346](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:trfykglapbq4htdu7mzvhuxx/bafkreidloxut5u675wrkisgxr4lp2pgmkobxy2au3clkchokxw4tjw5y24)
![Doc Manhattan atomizing [spoiler]. The atomized is captioned "read this inspiring SCOTUS dissent" and Doc is captioned "NO"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:oos2kjzwgyhlyipa5qkhw5dh/bafkreiabi3dfncltanidlkcpuf5xi6jfmpd77abgevq5p5qja5al2yj37e)
