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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15h

you should only mock people for their choices. Michael CHOSE to dress this way and deserves to be mocked for it.

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 40m

Feeling better and better that one of my Twitter bans was for telling this guy I “hoped he caught on fire at a gas station”

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The Cavalcade Of Asshats Murders Civilians For Sport @mers0274.bsky.social · 54m

And thus begins name changing season from something spooky to something turkey to something festive.

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The Cavalcade Of Asshats Murders Civilians For Sport @mers0274.bsky.social · 1h

I'n happy they are a couple but FFS let the Ditka bit die already.

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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 9h

The “states’ rights” people in the past knew it was bullshit back then too, because slaver states wouldn’t let free states pass laws protecting self-emancipated people within their borders.

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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 7h

Never in my life have I seen such widespread and uncoordinated defiance of law enforcement in America. That's just stunning. Once regular people decide to start hindering the feds all by their lonesome, you've turned a corner.

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Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 12h

“There are a lot of ways to defend that play, and he chose none of them.” Steve Stone is an amazing commentator.

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 18h

1. DOGE dividend. 2. Tariff dividend. 3. Midterms dividend. 4. Data center dividend.

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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 19h

Setting aside the fact that most of these people did not, in fact, break the law, what does this suggest about how the next administration should handle the members of this one, nearly all of whom have broken many laws?

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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 19h

omg. Someone plz plz plz introduce Mike Tomlin to Civ.

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The fetid remains of Richard Jensen (No AI.) @theragingcelt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you've never met anyone from the David E. Kelly Series THE PRACTICE? [JACK SMITH]: Correct [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Dylan McDermott! [SMITH]: That is Dermot Mulroney, sir.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20h

Absolutely embarrassing stuff

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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.

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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bc the last 30 seconds of this are the best, reminder that @amyklobuchar.com's dad was a sports journalist, which may explain her utter contempt for Schmitt mistaking the Hawks and Hawkeyes.

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Andrew Marchand @andrewmarchand.bsky.social · 21h

🚨🏈 NEWS: Amazon re-signs Kirk Herbstreit to call Thursday Night Football, but the deal contains outs for potential Sean McVay run, The Athletic has learned. www.nytimes.com/athletic/764...

nytimes.com

Prime extends Kirk Herbstreit for ‘Thursday Night Football,’ leaves door ajar for Sean McVay

Herbstreit's new contract with ESPN for his college football roles will be handled after the season ends.

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Joseph Freshwater @timbaffoe.bsky.social · 21h

Poster with pictures of John Kelly and Charles Oakley and text:

JOHN
KELLY
FOR CHICAGO MAYOR
JOIN US FOR A
MEET & GREET
IN SUPPORT OF
JOHN KELLY
FOR CHICAGO MAYOR
****-WITH SPECIAL GUEST
CHARLES OAKLEY
CHICAGO BULLS LEGEND
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 1, 2026 6:00 PM
LIGHT FOOD & REFRESHMENTS
FREE EVENT - OPEN TO ALL

Zoomed in text highlighting “Chicago Bulls Legend”

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Ben Dowsett @bendowsett.bsky.social · 22h

Rape culture is the worst part of Greek life, but not even the only problematic one. It all rests on a foundation of othering and male hierarchy. Promises of a great life with endless connections - as long as you debase yourself during rush, mistreat women and call the alums “sir” when they visit

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Eclectic Lee @eclecticlee.bsky.social · 23h

This arrived yesterday from an eBay seller. A version of the "Pac-Man Fever" 45 from the U.K. in a picture sleeve. I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS SLEEVE BEFORE. As far as Google and Discogs are concerned, THIS DOESN'T EXIST! If you can prove otherwise, please do.

Pretty standard "Pac-Man Fever" screen photo, except the title text is white instead of yellow. And the "Buckner & Garcia" is placed differently than any other I've seen (IIRC). Someone marked it "31689," presumably for some sort of tracking.

It goes off the rails on the back. Most of the sleeve reproduces the "Life in Mazeland" section of the Atari 2600 game manual.

The white label version of the U.K. single with a giant, orange A on it. I presume to tell you this is side A. It also has "31689" written on it.

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Jason R. Wickersty @jasonrwickersty.bsky.social · 22h

OH DEAR

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Huey Li @hueyli.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Whoever has a Truth Social account please remind Donald of this.

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Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 22h

"Senator, this is a Wendy's."

Senate Judiciary Committee hearing, Sept 29, 2026
Former Special Counsel Jack Smith at left, Senator Eric Schmitt (R-MO) at right.

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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Miss Piggy as Eowyn stabs the witch king in the face and yells
HI-YAAA!

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Tommy Blair @fftommyb.bsky.social · 22h

Me touting Maye this offseason. Fix your yips dude you’re making us look bad

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

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anti-leaf blower account @eboldy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

getting a lot of use out of this lately

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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 29/09/2026

If we can auto enroll every child into Trump accounts we can auto enroll every child into Medicare is the easiest layup of 2029.

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mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 23h

wHy DON't WoMEn JuSt rePORT IT

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Cecilia M. Tan @whyilikebaseball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

That's because AI wrote it

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My man is about to give you an F in History 101 for not addressing remigration

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My man has Thoughts on ephebophilia

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Pointless Exercise @pointlessexercise.com · 30/09/2026

If they let them play game three after the Cubs are eliminated, they’ll win it 18-2.

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Chris Towers Missed The Playoffs @cptowers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’ve seen multiple complaints about MLB spreading the games out throughout the day, seemingly implying that the games should overlap more, and I think this is crazy!

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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I heard through the grapevine that Sen. Eric Schmitt has 18 staffers on his legislative team: 17 men and one woman. The woman on his staff deals exclusively with foreign policy, which means today's disaster during the hearing was all by conservative men who don't know sports.

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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

GONNA BUY

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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You know, I'm starting to think the Cubs don't have the pitching to go deep into the playoffs

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The Cavalcade Of Asshats Murders Civilians For Sport @mers0274.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Obviously this means he'll be traded for son of Kyle Hendricks.

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The Cavalcade Of Asshats Murders Civilians For Sport @mers0274.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Remember how he popped off after Shota blew up in the playoffs last year?

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The Cavalcade Of Asshats Murders Civilians For Sport @mers0274.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Craig's gonna be uber defensive in the post game, isn't he?

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My man’s forehead has more landscape than the backdrop behind him

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TimOHthy Jay @timothyjay44.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Best offense in baseball answering the call.

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Dave Melton @davemelton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Caleb Williams returns from injury?

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The Cavalcade Of Asshats Murders Civilians For Sport @mers0274.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When was the last time the Cubs got no hit in a playoff game

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The Cavalcade Of Asshats Murders Civilians For Sport @mers0274.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's almost like the Padres prepared for the guy they were gonna face.

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Meghan Montemurro @mmontemurro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

All 3 homers Boyd has allowed tonight have been on his changeup. He had surrendered 6 home runs off his changeup in the regular season, his 2nd most used pitch (546 thrown).

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