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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 54m
That's right
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Rocket Richard Dawson @precomped.bsky.social · 1h
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 2h
this is all phillies fans to me now
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Chicagoans for a Free Wales @transfem.my · 3h
I have worked in healthcare (and healthcare tech), both directly in and as a consultant to payers and providers, for almost 25 years and STILL, navigating the marketplace after I lost employer coverage was a confusing nightmare that ALMOST ended up with me on an HMO that excluded all my doctors.
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 3h
Just overheard my boss say "gif" with a soft G, please send help
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Bill Stinkwater @klausbromi.bsky.social · 6h
If Kane can get Blashill fired I'll consider his signing a success
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 18h
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 8h
The guy who proclaimed the Iowa Hawkeyes are the Atlanta Hawks also said a month ago that anyone who thinks Michigan fans say "beat Ohio" doesn't know ball. The absolute goat in the crowded "Republicans don't know ball" marketplace. Yes he voted for his govt to control college sports, why do you ask
The Hawks/Hawkeyes guy accusing libs a month ago of not knowing ball

Eric Schmitt
@Eric_Schmitt
“Beat Ohio?”

Tell me you don’t know ball with saying you don’t know ball.
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Peter Nickeas @peternickeas.bsky.social · 8h
"oversight" This is a good story. Evidence that the city council and mayor's office will do anything other than legislative or executive control, which, strictly, is their responsibility. You can add COPA, district councils, CCPSA, and 100 other things. CPD is still a city agency, city budget.
chicagotribune.com
CPD oversight body beset with division over follow-up to Operation Midway Blitz
The primary city agency mandated to act as a civilian-oriented check on Chicago police was divided as they sought accountability over Operation Midway Blitz.
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 8h
@raygunsite.com works FAST
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 9h
"workers carrying matching shoulder bags have been spotted dumping piles of nuts a few blocks away in the park, and no one can figure out why"
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 9h
@jjfromkansas.bsky.social
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 8h
"This is an urban district and we simply cannot acquire the necessary amount of roadkill"
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 9h
Sergeant Schiano incoming
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 18h
They're calling it the absolute least I have missed cable television since we dropped it in February
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 18h
how fast can case keenum get to san diego
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 18h
That's it everyone, you saw what you came to see, you can go to bed
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 19h
It is September 29th, you get the hell out of here with your commercial centered on a heartfelt extended family dinner with green bean casserole
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 19h
Some teams do
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 19h
postseason is cubes szn
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 19h
#CoreyPerryOriginStories
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 20h
"Republicans are making airport workers' jobs worse on purpose so your time at the airport will be even worse" like seriously there are ten different ad campaigns you could run that would ensure none of these bozos sniff 40% on Election Day
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 20h
@awfulannouncing.bsky.social @cjzero.bsky.social NBC just letting bed music roll through live play this inning?
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 20h
Patrick Kane when the Blackhawks are 5-13-4:
Peter Thiel, showcasing the benefits of regular blood transfusions from teenage boys in the pursuit of perpetual youth
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 21h
more like which game will it happen in
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phylan @phylan.website · 22h
smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 23h
"Oops, we did some more crimes! Well we didn't, our software did. Which we made, but are in no way responsible for. Can we have our trillion dollars now please?"
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Jim Lokay @jimlokay.com · 29/09/2026
If you want to really know how the outrage machine gets fired up: 1. Schmitt plans to drop “bombshell” on Smith 2. Someone plants story that Schmitt is a Vance VP contender to run same day 3. Right-wing Twittersphere gets talking points 4. Schmitt steps in it 5. Scheduled tweets go out anyway
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Bill Stinkwater @klausbromi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"gobbled up by Bussi" oh hell yeah
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 29/09/2026
i need the global economy to collapse so sports teams are cheap enough to be owned by moderately rich weirdo eccentrics rather than billionaire evildoers again
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
nigella is the best of us
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tuesday Moose
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
$13 billion expansion fee. The Charlotte Bobcats got in for $300 million. Seems sustainable.
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@dreyesceron.bsky.social I am now picturing a keeper for Loudoun United who checks in at about 6'8"/325
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@klausbromi.bsky.social home decor!
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is exactly what I do with TV shows in the era of Too Much Content. (Also Dave, I would like to steal your category for a trivia speed round, because TUCKER WETMORE.)
He’s right about the computer in the pocket, and he’s right that anyone can cue it up. But that’s also true for that Alex Warren song I’ve still never heard, as it was true for Geese, who I’d only read about and never heard until SNL. I was better at seeking out and hearing new things when I had to go to a store and pay for them. Or, I guess, when I was listening to mainstream terrestrial radio. Now, somehow, I’m less likely to seek something out if I’m hearing about it a lot. If someone tells me I’m going to love a specific artist, they almost have a strike against them. (And then I finally do listen, and I usually do love them, and I feel like a jerk and I vow to be less vain about it the next time, and then I break that vow, and this really feels like a matter for a therapist.)
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Second Great Bisexual Awakening @suesswassersee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One fun (?) thing about this conspiracy theory is that it's an in-road for anti-disability eugenics. Not that it's a surprise, anti-trans bullshit is the preeminent slippery slope of our society, but we're really seeing it in action
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It me.
Powers Boothe as Jim Jones.
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Rocket Richard Dawson @precomped.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Holy shiiiit
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
With alt text. I yelled
INTRODUCTION

The equities here could not be more one-sided. Defendants admit that they
provide a service without fully knowing how it works. 

This is not just any service. It is one that Defendants themselves concede poses an existential risk to the continued
survival of humankind. 

Defendants claim they cannot stop barreling forward with their potentially civilization-ending endeavors unless they are forced to do so by the
government. They have asked the government to tie them to the mast. 

Plaintiff brings good news to the Defendants: The Florida Attorney General is answering your
cry for help with a motion to enjoin you from harming Floridians with your reckless, unacceptably risky product.
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Scott Kennedy @scotttkennedy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I saw someone dressed like this I would assume they were filming a movie that featured both humans and cartoons and I would get excited.
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lot of Bears fans in the audience were probably texting their ICE contacts
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Spent yesterday assembling a new TV stand, crowned it tonight with a new 65-inch TV that cost three hundred fifty damn dollars, all glory to Micro Center and Hypnotoad
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
this is where it all went wrong
lifesurge philadelphia
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Seraphgrim @seraphgrim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Huge props to the players for speaking up and putting themselves at risk to make something happen here. But hoooooooly shit the cowardice and incompetence on ASU's part here to force them to do this to get some movement is incredible.
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Bernadette Vielhaber @bvielhaber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I adore Ron Funches.
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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