Reposted by Maya DancerDB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I was in a meeting where a guy commented that what was being discussed wasn't like it was rocket science. The presenter replied that it was in fact rocket science, he was a rocket scientist and that the guy should probably pay attention. 3343
Maya Dancer @karenmiller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It's my motherfucking birthday. I'm going to have a steak the size of my head. Realistically, I'll have three bites before my digestion shuts down. No birthday pint 💔 351
Reposted by Maya DancerGene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“I know what you're thinking. Did he fire 6 shots or only 5? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. Is this some sort of early-onset dementia? I've seen guys go down that road and... I'm scared. Do you feel like hugging me, punk. Well, do ya...punk?" 011
Maya Dancer @karenmiller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This is your intermittent reminder that the revolution has begun. So get a grip. 020
Reposted by Maya DancerLuke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this 374468584
Reposted by Maya DancerRaider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oswego showed up and protected our neighbors! ✊🏽 👏 ✊🏻 👏 ✊🏿 👏 ✊🏾 511503416
Reposted by Maya DancerGene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You know what sounds good right now? GENERAL STRIKES. What are they going to do? Not pay you a living wage? Threaten to replace you with AI? Outlaw being LGBTQIA+? Send you to a prison camp in a fucking Industrial Park with moldy food, no water, and little healthcare? 122
Reposted by Maya DancerSam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026my stripper name is Belvita McGrue which is only one of many reasons I have no business being a stripper 041
Reposted by Maya DancerViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hello, 911? I had a sex dream about Kool-Aid Man 3337060
Maya Dancer @karenmiller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"My culture is not a costume" I say as I strip you of ripped Levi's, Jack Daniels t-shirt and baggie of meth 030
Reposted by Maya DancerOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is a midlife solution not a crisis 1599
Reposted by Maya DancerSam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I signed up for a psychedelic drug use study but wasn't allowed to participate because I was displaying obvious therapy-seeking behavior 132
Reposted by Maya DancerSkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 21/09/2026they’re building a data center in my ass 12615
Reposted by Maya DancerGene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026J'accuzzi the hot tub that exposes your crimes. 021
Reposted by Maya Danceralexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026nice of him to give away the game. so, they want americans to "be healthy" enough to... work more. notice how they don't talk at all about happiness or well being. they only want to extract the maximum value out of you until they dispose of you 1342360564
Maya Dancer @karenmiller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026How would you describe your social media reach? Mine: 021
Reposted by Maya DancerSam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Gambling problem? Call this number. Welcome to the gambling help line. Select from the menu. - select 1 if you've run out of money - select 2 if your girlfriend is a bitch and won't let you play - select 3 if you're a huge pussy and are afraid to make a real man's bet We're here to help. 031
Maya Dancer @karenmiller.bsky.social · 16/09/2026AI is like a huge golem waiting to be populated by demons. 020
Maya Dancer @karenmiller.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Watching They Live again, just for the operatic length fight scene 130
Reposted by Maya DancerYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026future generations, if they exist, are gonna say really, you flushed democracy itself down the toilet for THAT dumbfuck?? 719518
Reposted by Maya DancerYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026sorry for obvious posting but trump's crap about an a.i. hoax and how all we need is a super smart president like him just makes me think that the sheer blatant stupidity is almost more offensive than the sheer blatant corruption and illegality 921017
Reposted by Maya Dancer🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Everyone’s going through a battle you don’t know about. So just assume their battle is really dumb and insignificant and yours is probably way harder if you want to feel better. 1416128
Reposted by Maya DancerOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Pro unethical dnd tips: If you slip a little bit of healing potion every day into his lunch the warrior can't get stronger as the potion heals any muscle hypertrophy damage from body building. 56116
Reposted by Maya Dancer[No//Thrones] @krakoan-lorax.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Gotta be honest I don't really care for the whole "Kirkaversary" thing. I'm glad he's dead, but he should be forgotten, relegated to the cold ash heap of history. 043
Reposted by Maya DancerAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 09/09/2026PSA: Election officials in California, Oregon, Washington and elsewhere are telling voters if you can, return your ballot through an official ballot drop box rather than trusting it to the mail. 536109074168
Reposted by Maya DancerElectronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 10/09/2026A new Medicare program uses AI to evaluate prior authorization requests. New records obtained by EFF show that this program has resulted in widespread delays and denials of care, operational chaos, and reports of patients waiting in pain. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...eff.orgNew Records Reveal Problems with Medicare’s AI Prior AuthorizationEFF sued the government for information a new Medicare program that uses AI to evaluate prior authorization requests for certain medical services. Today, we’re releasing approximately 1,000 pages of 6170107
Maya Dancer @karenmiller.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Three t-shirts and a lawn sprinkler? What more do you need l? 000
Reposted by Maya DancerKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026Possibly the most American news of all timelocal12.comPrison inmates donate more than $4,000 to pay children's school lunch debtResidents at the prison contributed $3,810 of their own money, while Kansas Department of Corrections employees added another $457. 280173884948
Maya Dancer @karenmiller.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Just thought of someone as having "diarrhea of the keyboard" for his ridiculously long index entries. He's also a Hate Crush and I'm having spasms of loathing as I check his work. Yes, I'm ashamed of myself 🤣 020
Maya Dancer @karenmiller.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Seen at 16th and Valencia. Be a shame if that flock fell down and broke. 000
Reposted by Maya DancerSam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 01/09/2026update: The Department of Warble is changing the name of the US Army to Pete's Super-Manly Butch Beefboy Cavalcade 072
Reposted by Maya DancerAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 31/08/2026They were spot on. This was The New York Times Sunday Opinion section on October 27, 2024. 343117883983
Maya Dancer @karenmiller.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Be a shame if someone started doing dance routines on his front lawn all night long 020
Maya Dancer @karenmiller.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Has anybody checked the golf course? I think Mitch McConnell is buried next to Ivana 020
Reposted by Maya DancerLuke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 28/08/2026AHAHAHAcbsnews.comMilo Yiannopoulos is in ICE custody facing a final removal order, sources sayFar-right political commentator and deportation advocate Milo Yiannopoulos is currently in ICE custody, the agency's database shows. 1213617
Reposted by Maya DancerYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Ah yes, the old man says. The legend of mitch mcconnell. some say he still haunts these halls late at night. Others say he never existed at all, that he was just a story somebody made up. 2141345
Reposted by Maya DancerSam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026if I lived in a different timeline, I want New York to be called the Big Onion 021
Maya Dancer @karenmiller.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Costco, for a profit-based business, tends to do the smart thing 020
Reposted by Maya DancerWill McKinley @willmckinley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"It's given a lot of people permission to be themselves, to not dream it, be it, which is the motto of the movie, really. I would like to be remembered for that." Farewell to Tim Curry (1946-2026) #RIP 64120433685
Reposted by Maya DancerGene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Here's hoping for a bloodless transfer of power at Dollywood. We don't want another Twitty City on our national conscience. 021
Reposted by Maya DancerGene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton was like Chuck Norris except not a huge tool and she actually did all of the superlative things ascribed to her. 052