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Maya Dancer

@karenmiller.bsky.social
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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was in a meeting where a guy commented that what was being discussed wasn't like it was rocket science. The presenter replied that it was in fact rocket science, he was a rocket scientist and that the guy should probably pay attention.
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Maya Dancer @karenmiller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's my motherfucking birthday. I'm going to have a steak the size of my head. Realistically, I'll have three bites before my digestion shuts down. No birthday pint 💔
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“I know what you're thinking. Did he fire 6 shots or only 5? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. Is this some sort of early-onset dementia? I've seen guys go down that road and... I'm scared. Do you feel like hugging me, punk. Well, do ya...punk?"
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Maya Dancer @karenmiller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is your intermittent reminder that the revolution has begun. So get a grip.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this
My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oswego showed up and protected our neighbors! ✊🏽 👏 ✊🏻 👏 ✊🏿 👏 ✊🏾
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Maya Dancer @karenmiller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don't punch a gift horse in the mouth...
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Maya Dancer @karenmiller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What would Jesus do?
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You know what sounds good right now? GENERAL STRIKES. What are they going to do? Not pay you a living wage? Threaten to replace you with AI? Outlaw being LGBTQIA+? Send you to a prison camp in a fucking Industrial Park with moldy food, no water, and little healthcare?
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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my stripper name is Belvita McGrue which is only one of many reasons I have no business being a stripper
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hello, 911? I had a sex dream about Kool-Aid Man
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Maya Dancer @karenmiller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"My culture is not a costume" I say as I strip you of ripped Levi's, Jack Daniels t-shirt and baggie of meth
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is a midlife solution not a crisis
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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I signed up for a psychedelic drug use study but wasn't allowed to participate because I was displaying obvious therapy-seeking behavior
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 21/09/2026
they’re building a data center in my ass
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
J'accuzzi the hot tub that exposes your crimes.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
nice of him to give away the game. so, they want americans to "be healthy" enough to... work more. notice how they don't talk at all about happiness or well being. they only want to extract the maximum value out of you until they dispose of you
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Maya Dancer @karenmiller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach? Mine:
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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gambling problem? Call this number. Welcome to the gambling help line. Select from the menu. - select 1 if you've run out of money - select 2 if your girlfriend is a bitch and won't let you play - select 3 if you're a huge pussy and are afraid to make a real man's bet We're here to help.
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Maya Dancer @karenmiller.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
AI is like a huge golem waiting to be populated by demons.
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Maya Dancer @karenmiller.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Watching They Live again, just for the operatic length fight scene
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
future generations, if they exist, are gonna say really, you flushed democracy itself down the toilet for THAT dumbfuck??
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
sorry for obvious posting but trump's crap about an a.i. hoax and how all we need is a super smart president like him just makes me think that the sheer blatant stupidity is almost more offensive than the sheer blatant corruption and illegality
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Everyone’s going through a battle you don’t know about. So just assume their battle is really dumb and insignificant and yours is probably way harder if you want to feel better.
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Maya Dancer @karenmiller.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Come for the racism, stay for the misogyny
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Trouser Snake Plissken @weepingcheeto.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A photo of an Ouija board captioned “Turning Point USA announces new streaming platform for the Charlie Kirk Show.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Pro unethical dnd tips: If you slip a little bit of healing potion every day into his lunch the warrior can't get stronger as the potion heals any muscle hypertrophy damage from body building.
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[No//Thrones] @krakoan-lorax.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Gotta be honest I don't really care for the whole "Kirkaversary" thing. I'm glad he's dead, but he should be forgotten, relegated to the cold ash heap of history.
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Maya Dancer @karenmiller.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
FUCK
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
PSA: Election officials in California, Oregon, Washington and elsewhere are telling voters if you can, return your ballot through an official ballot drop box rather than trusting it to the mail.
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 10/09/2026
A new Medicare program uses AI to evaluate prior authorization requests. New records obtained by EFF show that this program has resulted in widespread delays and denials of care, operational chaos, and reports of patients waiting in pain. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
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New Records Reveal Problems with Medicare’s AI Prior Authorization
EFF sued the government for information a new Medicare program that uses AI to evaluate prior authorization requests for certain medical services. Today, we’re releasing approximately 1,000 pages of
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Maya Dancer @karenmiller.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Three t-shirts and a lawn sprinkler? What more do you need l?
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Maya Dancer @karenmiller.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I AM SPARTACUS!!
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026
Possibly the most American news of all time
local12.com
Prison inmates donate more than $4,000 to pay children's school lunch debt
Residents at the prison contributed $3,810 of their own money, while Kansas Department of Corrections employees added another $457.
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Maya Dancer @karenmiller.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just thought of someone as having "diarrhea of the keyboard" for his ridiculously long index entries. He's also a Hate Crush and I'm having spasms of loathing as I check his work. Yes, I'm ashamed of myself 🤣
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Maya Dancer @karenmiller.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Seen at 16th and Valencia. Be a shame if that flock fell down and broke.
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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
update: The Department of Warble is changing the name of the US Army to Pete's Super-Manly Butch Beefboy Cavalcade
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
They were spot on. This was The New York Times Sunday Opinion section on October 27, 2024.
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Maya Dancer @karenmiller.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Be a shame if someone started doing dance routines on his front lawn all night long
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Maya Dancer @karenmiller.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Has anybody checked the golf course? I think Mitch McConnell is buried next to Ivana
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
AHAHAHA
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Milo Yiannopoulos is in ICE custody facing a final removal order, sources say
Far-right political commentator and deportation advocate Milo Yiannopoulos is currently in ICE custody, the agency's database shows.
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Maya Dancer @karenmiller.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
ACAB
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ah yes, the old man says. The legend of mitch mcconnell. some say he still haunts these halls late at night. Others say he never existed at all, that he was just a story somebody made up.
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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
if I lived in a different timeline, I want New York to be called the Big Onion
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Maya Dancer @karenmiller.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Costco, for a profit-based business, tends to do the smart thing
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Will McKinley @willmckinley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"It's given a lot of people permission to be themselves, to not dream it, be it, which is the motto of the movie, really. I would like to be remembered for that." Farewell to Tim Curry (1946-2026) #RIP
Tim in costume as Dr. Frank-N-Furter
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Here's hoping for a bloodless transfer of power at Dollywood. We don't want another Twitty City on our national conscience.
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was like Chuck Norris except not a huge tool and she actually did all of the superlative things ascribed to her.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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