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Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social · 6h

Probably a bad sign my cat absolutely won't eat the imitation crab meat I'm eating.

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Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Jason Statham returns in The Plumber

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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i'm outside and these little gnats keep landing on my arms. so i smash em with a finger and you would THINK that they little gnat buddies would hear they little gnat screams as i squeeze the souls from they tiny bitch bodies but nope. they keep coming and i keep sending em to hell

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Rob Northrup. This Gun in My Hand podcast🕵 @deidzoeb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Food prices are pretty high today. Audience: HOW HIGH ARE THEY? The new jingle from Subway is "FIVE DOLLAR INCH-LONG."

Johnny Carson in blue-gray jacket, white shirt, red tie, leaning back a bit towards multicolor curtains.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

new reality show called “dancing on the stars” and the premise is we launch people into the sun

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Babies are like the Dorito variety pack and I'm sorry to inform you that not all of them can be Cool Ranch

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Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My friend was telling his wife I'm rich bc I use crunchy pb in mousetraps. We both stared in disbelief. She said, they're the same price dumbass.

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Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Billionaires will feed people when we use them for pork rinds.

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I sleep with a pillow next to me in a headlock to keep all my other pillows in check.

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Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It's 2030 and pu trucks are taller than garage doors

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Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My dead mom's junk mail is keeping the entire USPS funded.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I hate when you meet someone and everything is going great and then they ask you to answer their riddles three

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I have a threesome just about every night when I get into bed with Loraz and Pam.

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Freedom 💙Bluewave @freedom2323.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The MOMENT they cut food safety regulations, companies started cutting corners. But nothing got cheaper. Instead recalls are through the roof. They’d kill every one of us for a dollar.

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Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

What's That Smell! Home edition

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My life started going downhill as soon as I was in charge of myself

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Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Congress might not pay all that great but if you work really hard you can triple your body count.

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Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Todd's cooking the 5 lb ground beef roll before it spoiled. Todd will be having nachos as a reward.

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

YOU GETS NO BREAD WITH ONE MEATBALL

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Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Salt lemon pepper is gaslighting us.

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Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Mark Wayne Mullins DC residence is a closet.

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Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Bluesky rolling out landscape mode so soon is crazy right

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Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The risk of contracting Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (mad cow) from beef in countries with strict regulations is considered extremely low. Below is a list of undisclosed mystery meat countries with strict regulations:

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Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

There's a bug on my ceiling that only moves when I look away.

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Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

FBI Clue: Who fucked What animal Where

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Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Remember when every neighborhood had a unicycle guy

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

When a pet walks up and immediately flops into your lap, that's the universe telling you to calm the fuck down

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Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

You're making a serious commitment taking chicken livers out of the freezer.

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Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Gonna grilled cheese and tomato soup abt it.

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Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My outside smells how my inside feels.

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Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Lying on my side sweating and panting...Is death by way too many fuckn fajitas a thing?

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Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I can either travel in my diesel pusher motorhome abt a week, or take the Concorde and vacation in a French Villa all winter.

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Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Ngl shocked. Alive and sharp as a tack!

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Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The "Replace Mitch McConnell Drawing Contest" drops Friday.

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Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

30 days before the uprising, a billionaire will be assigned to you based on proximity.

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Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The crazy White House bunker is for when AI kills us

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Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The craziest thing in all the Murdoch Mysteries is his JDVance eye makeup.

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 12/09/2026

I need to make stupid little jokes or I will die

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Hey wait a minute: maybe the quicksand we grew up worrying about turned out to be our phones

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Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

What's your Wordle start word?

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Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

What's your Wordle start word?

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 11/09/2026

make a band edible: OREO Speedwagon

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Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My phone's fingerprint sensor randomly be like nope fuck you.

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Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I'm coming out with a line of shitty frozen meals. They'll cost too much and take too long to bake, but each will have a doob inside.

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026

REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo

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Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Changing my name to Brent Crude

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