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Emma Peel's Ass-Kicking Judo Chop

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Brekky ho. Proud graduate of Father Guido Sarducci's Five Minute University. Life coaches: Louise Belcher, Emma Peel, and Dorothy Zbornak. Jamie Stewart is the best bassist The Cult ever had, Soundgarden is the best band ever, and we all know it. So there.

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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 7h
Still getting a thrill from seeing 'Hookland Fragments' in the wild.
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BeatGhoul @beatgrrrl.bsky.social · 5h
ΛRT HΞΛVΞN: Happy birthday to German artist, and choreographer Oskar Schlemmer September 4, 1888—April 13, 1943 ❝One should act as if the world had just been created; one should not analyze a thing to death, but rather let it unfold gradually and with interference.❞‬
German artist, designer, and Bauhaus master Oskar Schlemmer posing in a striped jacket with a translucent glass-dome helmet piece from his avant-garde performance work The Triadic Ballet around 1925.Abstract metal and marble table lamp in the style of Bauhaus or Art Deco design, often attributed to artist Oskar Schlemmer from the 1930s. It features a sculpted copper and brass profile of a human head with horizontal linear elements mounted on a black marble base next to a tubular Edison-style bulb.A dancer in a black-and-white optical-patterned, voluminous costume with a spiral hat, holding a fan, which resembles one of the famous abstract costume designs by Bauhaus artist Oskar Schlemmer for his experimental performance Das Triadische Ballett (The Triadic Ballet).A black and white photo of German Bauhaus artist Oskar Schlemmer in his famous self-portrait featuring a geometric wire target and a theatrical mask.
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Craig McGowan @craigmcg.bsky.social · 5h
Emerald Forest. Back to nature, ever so good... #photography
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Emma Peel's Ass-Kicking Judo Chop @herkikiness.bsky.social · 5h
Not after the past 10 days, dude... *chucks phone into the abyss* Bring on the beautiful sunsets.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 8h
CHECK OUT TODAY'S SPECIAL EDITION OF SORROWSCOPES WHICH IS BASICALLY THE SAME AS THE OTHER ONES
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 7h
Typical Sunday. Read the Bible to my cat and spilled nachos on my sex cape
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 7h
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carly simon was such a brilliant tactical mind for "you're so vain" because as soon as he thinks the song is about him he's already lost, thus he is unable to counterattack. she's basically sun tzu
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Re-introducing a Hookland childhood nightmare/beloved icon. Mr. Lookout – the ghost bear mascot of the Hookland Tourist Board's 'I-See! series of books'. The scarrer of many a child's imaginations as depicted by @tomsbrown.bsky.social. #MrLookout #Hookland
A ghost bear. A big, fat ghost bear. Wearing spectacles, holding what appears to be a bone wand. Trust me, it is one scary bear. The text says: Mr. Lookout
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not to piss on anyone’s chips, but Hookland won’t be doing any ‘31 days of spookiness’ malarkey. Halloween is not that big a thing in a county that does hauntings in a matchbox every day of the year. The gothic is not tinsel on this ghost soil, it’s a bone tattoo.
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My goodness, some of the the reply guy rot you encounter, some of the egregiously stupid things people want to say as a response to a clear work of fiction... People offering nothing but a reminder that pisspuffins whirl everywhere. I see I'm going to have to do a lot of banishing this October.
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
With my other head on:
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cultauthor.bsky.social @cultauthor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just attended a fantastic talk on aircraft accident investigation. Came away with three story ideas. It pays authors to be exposed to ideas outside of their comfort zones - even if the speaker did use a Hookland rule: “Don’t anger the ancient gods.”
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 9h
I feel seen.
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cc: @jrokk.bsky.social
A photo of Maude Lebowski captioned "Don't be fatuous"
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Kafka @kafkaesque2024.bsky.social · 8h
#Stunday Especially if you're a fan of Depeche Mode (or Rammstein)! 🖤
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Kafka @kafkaesque2024.bsky.social · 8h
#Stunday
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Kafka @kafkaesque2024.bsky.social · 8h
#Stunday
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Lauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 10/03/2024
Oh; I concur that this is not my circus, but those ARE, in fact, my monkeys. And therein lies the problem, constable: this circus has obtained my monkeys by nefarious means.
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Papa Dave @dawil-01.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#BreakingKindSongs #MusicSky #MusicChallenge #BowWowWow #IWantCandy Day 4 Halloween Candy/Treat Enjoy!! 🤘🎸🎵🎤🎼🥁🎶🎸🤘👇 music.youtube.com/watch?v=JoXV...
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Bow Wow Wow - I Want Candy
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@jrokk.bsky.social You're still a jerk for making me see it, but it's created one of the funniest, longest-running in-jokes of our friendship, so... 🤣
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We never really gave the phrase "Who watches the watchmen?" much thought until our auditor was arrested for check kiting.
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Sierk (Not a Monster Either) @sierkje.bsky.social · 22h
#52WeeksOfFavourites #MusicChallenge #MusicSky Week 40 | 2nd Domino Week | 5 This song is by another band that allowed Johnny Marr to play along on his guitar: "How Soon Is Now?" by The Smiths (1984 single / "Hatful of Hollow", 1984) #PostPunk #NeoPsychedelia #IndieRock
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How Soon Is Now? (2011 Remaster)
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David Atkinson @davidatkinsonpoet.bsky.social · 18h
Heaney’s re-framing of the biblical story is interesting alone, shifting focus to the people who brought the man to be healed But this was written following a stoke he suffered in 2006 & could also be read as tribute to those who supported his own recovery #poetry #poemoftheday #seamusheaneysunday
Poem - 'Miracle' by Seamus Heaney
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G. E. Schwartz @geschwartz58.bsky.social · 18h
#theretreatfrommoscow #delabere #visiodivina #painting #meditation 10.4.2026 G. E. Schwartz
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Papa Dave @dawil-01.bsky.social · 16h
#IsmuasMonthOfMusic #MusicSky #MusicChallenge #MetalSky #Queensrÿche #Operation:Mindcrime Day 4 Hear Again for the First Time Enjoy!! 🤘🎸🎵🎤🎼🥁🎶🎸🤘👇 music.youtube.com/watch?v=2u5f... music.youtube.com/watch?v=GpBF... music.youtube.com/watch?v=2u5f...
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Queensrÿche - Operation: Mindcrime
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G. SaDiablo @sadiablo.bsky.social · 16h
Autumn queens 🥰
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#MrsPeelYoureNeeded 🥂
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 13h
At the risk of being crass, this is the single greatest bathroom book of all time. Nothing will ever come close
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cultauthor.bsky.social @cultauthor.bsky.social · 13h
At the end of my street, but not my doing. I am going to get blamed for it just like when the key line and UFO signs went up and everyone assumed it was me or Brian Harvey.
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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 13h
watching a halloween baking show and described someone's decoration as looking like "Cthulhu's mom's dick" and I think I stand by it
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