Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 12hI took a solemn oath.. of course I will click like on your cute pet pictures. 050
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Pete Hegseth is just the mask-off iteration of every single secretary of war that came before him. 220
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026America can't even do mindless, state-sanctioned barbarism right anymore. SMDHapnews.comTennessee governor halts executions after Christa Gail Pike survives lethal injection attemptMedia witnesses say Tennessee officials were unable to carry out the execution of Christa Gail Pike for a 1995 murder on Wednesday. 130
Reposted by Cigarette🚬Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do 3196
Reposted by Cigarette🚬Otter Poppa's Poppaler Nature Facts @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When you're doing great, posting great, everything is great 918418
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Images need not load for those with the sense to feel their presence. 052
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I wonder who will end up with custody of the big ol' boobies?... Asking for a friend. 160
Reposted by Cigarette🚬[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Now is the time on space-ex when we dunce 3293
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Let's get it startedyoutube.comINXS - What You Need (The Tube, January 17, 1986)YouTube video by INXS 000
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Wanna come over, talk about Bitcoin and J/O? NO GAY STUFF JUST J/Oing in the same room with each other" 040
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Now THIS is a face of a man that could craft the perfect societal structure. Let's put him in charge of everything, STAT. 020
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Aww.. Why?!? I bet it's because she got CANCELED by WOKE! 120
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"The Cars" Are what The Beatles would sound like if they were Americans and a good band. 040
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I swear to god Auvelity and Buspirone were created for listening to INXS. 000
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Gaslighting an AI bot until it commits sewer slide. 020
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Saw Stavros Halkias on one of those CBS morning shows the other day and thought I was hallucinating. Is CBS not aware of his Cumtown lineage? lol 030
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Two cups of coffee and i'm posting likestatic.klipy.comMan Sweating ProfuselyAlt: Man Sweating Profusely While Flying Plane A famous scene from the comedy movie "Airplane!" 130
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026AI? Fuck AI! Could AI do THIS?!?! [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do] 270
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If we're being honest here... I am a porcupine. 140
Reposted by Cigarette🚬dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026it's a striking moment in time. really hard to even get ones head around it. virtually everyone in a decisionmaking role has decided to shrug their shoulders and unleash automated processes with unknown function on the world with the best case scenario being: ending all human endeavor 660564
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Desperately trying to convince an A.I. chatbot that THEY are the crazy one. 020
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Xi should've responded by offering to sell him better versions of those same weapons. 021
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Brother, the printer company, is still issuing firmware updates for my old ass printer in the year of our lord two thousand twenty six 040
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This seems to be a group of level headed gentlemen having sober conversation about serious issues. I don't see any reason to be calling them out. 050
Reposted by Cigarette🚬disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Reminder if you are not Sikh do not say cringe 072
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Securely fastening my grocery list to my hand with a Stanley Bostitch BRT130 Timber Framing Nailer and 3-1/2" x .162 Smooth Round Head Framing Nail (SKU 16D162FRH) according to the manufacturer's recommended specifications. 020
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We will all soon be dancing the night away in the big, beautiful ballroom. Surrounded by all our favorites. jared, ivanka, the steves, the blonde one (not that one, the other one.) and together we will all be watched over with a gentle, loving grace by our big dumb wet president. 010
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You know things are bad when they're wheeling out the decrepit musical talent corpses to possibly die on stage just to prop up the profits of Big Agriculture. 110
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This post could've been a reply if it were not for a cruel twist of fate. 031
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Fuck that, Science Man. Let that son-of-a-bitch cook... 010
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ok.. but, just know that they frown on that sort of thing around here. 020
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Man, this world sure is hard on my ol' frazzled noggin. 020
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sorry, I tend to get a little carried away with my mockery. 011
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Bluesky was never fun. Bluesky was hell, we had to walk to the post dialog through feet deep snow, fighting wild vermin of all sorts, just to post about our farts. We lost many a good posters along the way. When we say that we built this site on the bloody foundations of misery, we damn well mean it 080
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Luckily for the NH Dems, this would violate the Non-Aggression Principle... 130
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck iced coffee... Take one of these to your job interviews! Slamming one of these rigs down on the hiring manager's desk lets them know that you're a serious person who is into getting the job done right. 061
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My face when the psych meds kick in and I start posting the corniest shit imaginable. 070
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Seen a headline earlier, it said: BREAKING: 3 unidentified people spotted climbing out of a Manhattan sewer before fleeing in 2 vehicles. Obviously the news isn't aware of my gang of turd burglars.. YET. 020
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Misinformation asked me to spread her widely. 😳 130
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Workin' jobs is for suckers. Get paid the big bucks by selling flem-flam pie-in-the-sky techno-nightmares to the ill-informed monied classes! 010
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026No need to lock the doors while vehicle is unattended because everything of value is in the fucking gas tank. 030
Reposted by Cigarette🚬𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 24/09/2026I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooooooooooooooooong Hijab inspired secular accessorization 4397
