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“and anyway the kingfisher wasn't born to think about it, or anything else” - mary oliver

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 20h
I've always suspected.
Guy Fieri is Banksy.
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just blocked someone for disrespecting the cinematic masterpiece franchise “Now You See Me.” You people think this is a GAME????
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Miss this guy.
One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wank
Like Waluigi Link
Wank
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
User interface design is my passion
screenshot of a form that says "position title (optional) required"
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 10/03/2026
Everyone become communist by tomorrow morning
Cat
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a bearded man chopping planks of wood in half. Title and copy read

Defeating Wood

Teach Wood
The Lesson It Has Long Deserved

Gary Arkanasse
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you ever read a series of words
Includes exclusive Hanks for our troops pumpkin brulee
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Squirrels on suicide missions have knocked out power to Castle Rock, Colorado twice this week. Our investigation has revealed a century of squirrel attacks covered up by the pro-squirrel media.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tweet from the federalist stinks!!!! (@rajandelman):

Me, drawing little x's and o's on a football field, indicating where I think players should hug and kiss
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 26/08/2026
Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
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Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
LOS ANGELES - Following the death of beloved 80-year-old British actor Tim Curry, observers have noted a coterie of anonymous upper crust suspects arriving at his mansion in order to investigate the m...
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Both Dolly Parton and Tim Curry had such a genuine enthusiasm for performing that it was impossible not to love them for it, there were things more highly and lowly regarded in their bodies of work but both of them threw themselves into everything because it was pure joy for them and that rules
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
posted in the lefty folk group chat
Karl Marks, the communist manifesto, Dolly Parton, 9-5
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i wonder if that’s part of our grief today. she was part of a social fabric that is no longer being woven
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Ryan (Ry) Warner @ryanhasaquestion.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My friends, “I don't know how you're doing on the inside, honey, but your hair is just holdin' up beautiful."
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Now eggs are trying to kill us. As if we haven’t got un oeuf on our plates.
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en esta economía??????
nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020
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˖˚ʚわかɞ˚˖ @skaspec.yuri.agency · 28/07/2026
cannot stop thinking about this spongebob storyboard panel
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
D&D has released an official statblock for Jimothy
Jimothy statblock from DnD: You cannot gain XP by fighting him. He has agile and compact frame traits; his action is hurl garbage.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 19/07/2026
Argentina can still win this match if Mike Pence has the courage.
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Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
New cryptid
An illustration of Jimothy, a new cryptid (or possibly a raccoon with short spine syndrom), done in a woodcut style. Text below it reads "Behold, Jimothy"
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Turing Police Andúnië Branch 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
i'm sorry but you cunts need to stop acting like everyone but you is stupid about data centers. i /know/ they're 'basic infrastructure for the digital age.' i'm favouring a moratorium on building more of that basic infrastructure, in hopes of arresting the current malfeasant tendencies of that age
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Drew a bunch of guys
Bilbo, Gandalf, and the thirteen Dwarves walking over a mountain range.
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19thnews @19thnews.org · 11/07/2026
Trials found that Carevix — a portmanteau of “care” and “cervix" — reduced pain during IUD insertion by up to 73 percent and bleeding by 78 percent, compared to the tenaculum.
bit.ly
Why is gynecology still using a Civil War-era tool?
A new medical device is part of a broader effort to make gynecological care less painful — and to take patients more seriously.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lamentation (flipped, detail), by Gerard David, 1515-23, 📸 by Roberto Schmidt
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
There is now set to be at least eight democratic socialists in Congress. Melat Kiros – alongside Claire Valdez, Darializa Avila Chevalier, Brad Lander, and Chris Rabb – will join Bernie Sanders, Rashida Tlaib, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Worm: life’s just hard sometimes you know The early bird: I get it
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 25/05/2026
happy memorial day
soldier protecting sleeping child meme
ordinance labeled
healthcare, housing, human rights
soldier labeled 
the military
sleeping child labeled
american citizens
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Converting to Catholicism so I can tell my bosses using unregulated AI is against my religion and I will sue them like that cake lady who hated gay people if they make me use it
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Jay Castello 🌻 @jaymcastello.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
novel posting
a tumblr post by dogweapon that reads "the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world"
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Sansa Sandisk @cheatlines.co · 12/05/2026
Th0masbahama: wizard country song about drinking potions of forgetting
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 05/05/2026
one must exercise discretion and inner peace when attempting to procure the proper gherkin from its holy vessel
pickle time
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
i am tired of having to listen to dumb assholes just because they have a lot of money
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Rii Abrego @riibrego.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 08/04/2026
“Everybody hates us, what should we do?” “The only thing that will get people back on our side. An armed overthrow of the Pope.”
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 21/03/2026
the year is 1999, I'm playing Rollercoaster Tycoon the year is 2026, I'm playing Rollercoaster Tycoon
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt
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