Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 55mI always go back to one scene from Moneyball. “It’s incredibly hard.” “Anything worth doing is.” 2244
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 1hI’m soliciting questions now to answer later, so fire away ngl.link/quietude381ngl.linkAnonymous messages!Anonymous messages! 010
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 2hThe surprise to me is how tortured the definition of “star” has become looking at this list of has-beens and never-weres 130
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 2hHere’s the thing: there are so many names I could have put on this list and opted against: Willie Nelson Lennon/McCartney Carl Perkins Lionel Richie Smokey Robinson Hetfield/Ulrich Bernie Taupin/Elton John Billy Joel Joni Mitchell 010
Reposted by Call Me The Brie-zevictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 4hwe've got our first buffalo t-girl baseball practice on sunday (info below! if you're a doll, DM "buffalotgirlbaseball" on IG and come thru!) and i'm going in completely cold. haven't thrown a baseball or swung a bat in a decade. haven't been in shape since i was like 20. i might die out there 4749
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 3hApproximately 97 percent of our problems as a society would be resolved if our leaders and most powerful private citizens had this mindset 3131
Reposted by Call Me The Brie-zeSummer of Blanx @senorblanxo.bsky.social · 5hRare to see someone finish 5th in a lawsuit, but here we are. 06814
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Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 5hEvery day I become more convinced that being part of a C-suite is functionally equivalent to having a traumatic brain injury 2290
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Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 6hRed Wings fan @dotdotexe.bsky.social: This team is pure misery, but was the greatest franchise in sports history mostly before I was born 8130
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 6hThe golf skirt is such an amazing invention, I kind of hate that it took me until my 40s to discover it 1100
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 17hMet a former colleague for tacos tonight and it was so fucking LOVELY to just sit at the bar and gab as a couple ladies for a while 1150
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 17hAnd now you understand why people have been buying bootleg “research” versions of it from China for the last year 3100
Reposted by Call Me The Brie-zeKatra Ariello, Golden Apple Audio 🏳️⚧️ @katrafiy.bsky.social · 21hHey everyone, I'm really in a bind. I was just told earlier today that my job will be terminating me on October 13th, exactly one day before my upcoming requested paid medical leave to recover from bottom surgery. I intend to fight this in court, but I could really use some help in the meantime.gofund.meDonate to Support Katra Through Bottom Surgery Recovery, organized by Katra ArielloHi, my name is Katra, and I’ve just been notified that I’ll be let go of… Katra Ariello needs your support for Support Katra Through Bottom Surgery Recovery 24768809
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 22hShout out to the NBC audio team for how they have the field audio miced and mixed today, every crack of the bat sounds like an absolute gunshot 270
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 23hSiriusXM is giving me the Braves radio call and it’s messing with me that it’s not Skip Caray and Pete Van Wieren Yes I know they’re dead 4110
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 23hI genuinely don’t understand how the stock messaging in response to the GOP isn’t “people can’t buy food, gas and medicine, why are we worrying about public bathrooms and middle school soccer?” 0214
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 29/09/2026Received my absentee ballot through the mail yesterday, dropped it off myself into the drop box at city hall today so as soon as I get the acceptance email when it’s scanned in I will feel confident my vote will be counted 1160
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 29/09/2026THE POWER K IS BACK We better be wearing blue jerseys and white pants with this 190
Reposted by Call Me The Brie-zeGoldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 28/09/2026 10888153
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 29/09/2026Good: I appear to have recovered Bad: Britt is now saying his stomach hurts 061
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 29/09/2026PAC, Mr. Belding and Gordon Johncock? What the hell? 010
Reposted by Call Me The Brie-zeAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics. 304158774419
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 29/09/2026Why are you trans? Wrong answers only. As a confused man, it has always been my dream to invade women-only spaces and make real women uncomfortable 090
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 28/09/2026Someone reassure me that it’s actually not a bad thing to just commit to taking Britt and picking him up from marching band practice without trying to stay because I’m sick, no matter what gas prices are 250
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 28/09/2026Presently in that weird space where you can’t decide if throwing up is going to make you feel better or worse Pretty sure this is from the chili being too greasy 6120
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 28/09/2026The Lanterns finale is gonna have a hell of a plane to land 5101
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 28/09/2026Anyone else miss when Sunday Night Football was just a dogshit game on ESPN at the end of the day 283
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 28/09/2026ABC, starting a movie for kids and families at 9 p.m. on a school night is nasty work 260
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 28/09/2026I made chili for dinner and I am so happy with that decision 2140
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 27/09/2026Going to be honest and say I feel pretty damn amazing about myself this morning 1210
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 27/09/2026I have not heard the song and I’m not going to seek it out I listen to XMU almost exclusively for radio, so unless she collabs with Soccer Mommy or Phoebe Bridgers I probably won’t I use Spotify to listen to artists and songs I like, I’m not randomly playing modern pop 5130
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 27/09/2026I just found out the presenting sponsor for the Pride festival in Jackson, Tennessee, yesterday was… Hitachi. Gotta know your market I guess. 1150
Reposted by Call Me The Brie-ze#²⁴ Kentucky Football @kentuckyfootball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We want to send our best to former Wildcat Steven Borden Jr. After a scary incident in ring during AEW All Out. Wishing nothing but the best and a speedy recovery. 016639
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 27/09/2026Remember when this guy was being forced to be Miz’s sidekick? 000
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 27/09/2026I think for this event they should announce him as Darby Allout 010
Reposted by Call Me The Brie-zeLink @dotdotexe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026karma for the western michigan game but my weekend is ruined 091