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bushwald @bushwald.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I know the NYTimes best tv of the 21st century list is partially bad on accident and partially bad on purpose, but it's still crazy that both The Knick and The Leftovers were left off the list. Also Twin Peaks: The Return clears everything else by a mile.

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bushwald @bushwald.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

[eddie money voice] I've got doo doo shits from parasites

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bushwald @bushwald.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

band aids are lowkey goated when having a booboo is the vibe

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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

I don’t think we should go back to twitter levels of toxicity but there’s a lot of confidently stupid turbolib opinions on here that can only exist in a low predator environment.

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

(Rama coming home drunk from the club) Mamdaanniiiiii

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bushwald @bushwald.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Imagining a UK rapper named Benny Drill

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martha quicklime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

(wizard open mic) don’t ya hate it when your homunculus becomes ensouled? (audience murmuring derisively) sooo much paperwork (cough. couple hisses. squinting past the stage lights) ah i see we have a few clay friends in the audience tonight, that’s awesome

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bushwald @bushwald.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Things to Do in Roku City When You're Dead

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Stefan BC @stefanbc.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Podcast where the guest thinks he’s arriving to smoke weed and riff with the boys but the second he’s high Norm Finkelstein comes out of no where for an ambush debate

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bushwald @bushwald.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

@wilwheaton.net remember when you got bullied off of mastodon for being a weird little wiener lmao

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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

[grocery store manager throwing away the biggest uv lightbulb boxes you’ve ever seen] i’ll find out who’s been busting nuts all over my car if its the last thing i do

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Apparently my wife’s karate teacher’s sourdough starter exploded in the back of our car when she was giving him a ride to his mom’s bakery after his car wouldn’t start? Whew! I think I have that straight. Anyway, big mess!

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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 03/01/2026

Brought to you by the winners of the FIFA and Nobel Peace prizes

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bushwald @bushwald.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere

It's a picture of Daniel Stern in Home Alone (1990) he's sitting in the passenger seat of a cargo van and smiling slightly

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ceej @ceej.online · 26/12/2024

Santa actually has to add saltpeter to the nog supply to keep the elves from fucking each other to death

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bushwald @bushwald.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

"Dasha, when she was fired by Gersh"

The "Darmok, when the walls fell" guy from Star Trek TNG. He's smiling gently and holding two blades.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation

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émile zoloft 🐢🦅🇵🇸 @feelinfine.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

zohran: good morning rama my wife rama: hello mamdani

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bushwald @bushwald.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Libs who claim to know the solution to ending fascism but refuse to read even a single WWII era history book

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

“I know I make people feel uncomfortable! That’s my entire brand.” Climate Defiance interrupting a Cuomo presser in the best possible way.

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 20/09/2023

(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since

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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

The full text exchange between Tyler Robinson and his roommate:

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week Reporter: [nods] Trump: so we must murder on the high seas Reporter: [nods] Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once Reporter: [nods] Trump: the cock on that bunny Reporter: [nods] Trump: bigger than you think Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

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Sam Barlow 🔥 @mrsambarlow.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

“The suburbs dream of violence. Asleep in their drowsy villas, sheltered by benevolent shopping malls, they wait patiently for the nightmares that will wake them into a more passionate world.” ― J.G. Ballard, Kingdom Come

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SᒪᗩᗷS @slabs.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Everything gonna be irie

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

More birthday notes have been revealed. In my opinion, this is beginning to implicate Donald Trump.

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bushwald @bushwald.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

🎶 He's been playing the long game, duh, he had to trick 'emmm 🎶 - @nicklutsko.bsky.social

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

TRUMP: i am going to nuke every major city in america DEM STRATEGIST: holy shit we gotta hammer him on this. look! only american gladiators contestants are allowed to wear those cufflinks

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bushwald @bushwald.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Some people only know of John Wick as the one they call... Strega Nona

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

i love you president teeth. i mean president newteeth. no. president toothsome. presidenture newteeth some. FUCK i. love. president. chewsom

Gavin Newsom lookin regular and cool as all get out. kinda seems like he's got those wind up chattering teeth in his mouth and he's trying to play it cool as they clatter around

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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 25/07/2025

"Got any ideas for that Beech-Nut Gum ad?" "I was thinking a circus clown and strong man sharing a couple sticks backstage." "And they're in love, right?" "Of course they're in love."

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/08/2025

Stoked to be a beer vendor at Lilith Fair this year. Taking my Bechdel test tomorrow to get certified

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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way! MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

some people who are intelligent and decent in real life only started posting online on zuckerberg's sites like facebook in their adult years. this is essentially like hitting an infant in the head with a hammer and installing a strobe light inside the skinner box they are raised inside

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i.d.i.! inc. @indaindica.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Hold up! *edits* Ok. We're good to go. Lulz...

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