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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 14/08/2026
Kyle Tucker failing in the same game Diaz implodes seems about right
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 14/08/2026
There is now way you hate the Dodgers more than I do
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 13/08/2026
I can’t wait for NBA Catan that lets me deal away a cardboard Luca
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 13/08/2026
Loose bodies is the en vogue injury this year
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 13/08/2026
Lauer is this years Flaherty
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 05/08/2026
Fans should support the dodgers three peat just because it’s something we haven’t seen in a long while. 2-peat is whatever but 3 is historic. Especially for the NL. It’s like a perfecto for a player not on your team. You want to see it because of the rarity
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 05/08/2026
Some doofus said the Dodgers are cursed because of the White House visit. Yeah okay that didn’t matter in 2025
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 05/08/2026
This was a joke but sheesh
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 05/08/2026
Wow they’ve given up
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 05/08/2026
What the fuck is wrong with them
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 05/08/2026
Yeah this seems about right
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 05/08/2026
Hit the ball Ben
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 05/08/2026
There’s your one run, Tarik. Welcome to the Dodgers
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 04/08/2026
Imagine wanting to win
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 04/08/2026
👀👀
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 04/08/2026
I am angry
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 04/08/2026
Are we just shitty now?
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 04/08/2026
So we get punting every game
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 04/08/2026
wtf happened with Wrobleski today? Just suck or errors?
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 04/08/2026
I love my team but I also hate my team
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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Wyatt Mills was DFA'd to clear the other 40-man roster spot. Tarik Skubal, who starts Wednesday took his spot on the active roster full active roster moves today: Rushing IL (elbow inflammation) Sheehan optioned Chuckie Robinson, Jonathan Hernández selected Mills DFA Skubal acitvated
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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
so Dodgers entered the day with one open spot on 40-man -Bubic for Durán is a wash, 1 for 1 spot swap -Feduccia can take open 40-man spot -Chuckie Robinson needs a 40-man spot (if activated) -J.Hernández needs a 40-man spot (if activated)
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 04/08/2026
ABS will be measured in Bubic centimeters
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 04/08/2026
👀
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 03/08/2026
I can’t wait til everyone is fawning over this guy in a couple of years
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 03/08/2026
Sheehan collapse saved Lauer’s spot……..for now
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 03/08/2026
Ah fuck that’s sad
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 03/08/2026
Lauer survived the deadline. They must really believe
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 03/08/2026
Wasn’t that a Kevin Spacy Movie?
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 03/08/2026
Like I said, this deadline was weird
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 03/08/2026
Dude is hurt or just sucks
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 03/08/2026
So it’s gonna be Fedduccia and Big Ben?
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 03/08/2026
I can’t help but wonder if he hurt himself getting mad at his incompetence
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 03/08/2026
Praise Jesus. Let the man figure his shit out
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 03/08/2026
No other buzzer beaters, Andrew? Why do you shame Kobe so?
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 03/08/2026
It was a joke but not really. I think AF is contractually obligated to have at least one annual Rays deal
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 03/08/2026
So the Dodgers end up with a bunch of nobodies? Who is this scrub Skubal? He any good?
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 03/08/2026
Fuck you if you support billionaires over workers
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 03/08/2026
😬
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 03/08/2026
 at least heyman and Bob are posting on here as well
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 03/08/2026
Where’s the weird?
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 03/08/2026
Remember that time when Friedman hinted they would be trading to restock the farm?
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 03/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Pikachu with Eyes Closed
Alt: Pikachu with Eyes Closed
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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It rocks that every Red Sox fan I'm seeing is yelling about how this cost too much and every Orioles fan I'm seeing is trying to figure out if they can hide the body of a GM
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 03/08/2026
I am a little irked that the Dodgers got their major deal. Done. Two days before the deadline. This is weird.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/08/2026
most logical explanation for this is that in addition to winning lots of baseball games, the success of the dodgers in the last ten years has driven every other team in the NL West permanently insane, and each one in a different totally unique way
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 03/08/2026
I hate this continual rebuild cycle these teams go through. As if it’s expected. Fans need to be mad at that shit
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 03/08/2026
It’s funny how the Skubal news while exciting and slightly shocking wasn’t that big a deal as it kinda felt inevitable ?
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 03/08/2026
Rays shoulda known, if the Dodgers machine couldn’t right him he’s unrightable
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Eephusblue @eephusblue.com · 03/08/2026
Yeesh.
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