Reposted by Bob CobbSkrill @friorox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I haven't been to a movie theater since the polio epidemic. 151
Reposted by Bob Cobbsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026my dad: *talking about aqua velva* my son: that sounds like a bounty hunter from star wars 918545
Reposted by Bob Cobbraindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 18/03/2026you’re not a shitposter you’re a shitposer 1226
Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I've always thought of myself as a diamond in the rough. And by diamond I mean turd, and by rough I mean punchbowl. 030
Reposted by Bob CobbRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 10/07/2025The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today? 9243058012585
Reposted by Bob CobbEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 29/12/2025if the plural of hoof is hooves then a singular groove must be a groof 76317
Reposted by Bob CobbJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 18/12/2025(struggling to name one of santa's reindeers) reindean 371829
Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Restaurant idea: waiter takes a bite of your burger so you know it isn't poisoned. 010
Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Happy Birthday to Keith Richards, Steven Spielberg, Brad Pitt, and me. All men at the top of their professions. 030
Reposted by Bob CobbTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Having a lil fight with myself about getting into the shower only to have another lil fight with myself about getting out of the shower 10 minutes later 1619526
Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 03/12/2025When I was your age we thought a robot vacuum was a Stepford wife. 000
Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 01/12/2025It doesn't feel like Christmas until the Star Wars Holiday Special is aired. 083
Reposted by Bob Cobblos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 01/12/2025rethinking becoming a vampire after seeing how close you have to get to people 717970
Reposted by Bob CobbMass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Seasonal depression against comfort eating. May the best disorder win. 16111
Reposted by Bob CobbSam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 19/11/2025I haven’t ruled out the possibility that my bed is my soulmate. 825692
Reposted by Bob CobbChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 17/11/2025After the apocalypse I'm going to loot so many gallons of paint. Enjoy your canned goods, I've got 3 varieties of eggshell white 017355
Reposted by Bob Cobblisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 03/11/2025I hope Flavor Flav remembered to turn his clock back one hour. 1534368
Reposted by Bob CobbThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/11/2025Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’ 859295617769
Reposted by Bob CobbKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Alexa, how do you get wine stains off of a cat? 1822177
Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Halloween of 1994 I was new to the neighborhood. I was not expecting trick or treaters. I did not have any candy. I gave a kid a raw potato. 010
Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 31/10/2025I feel sorry for all the toothpicks whose existence was wasted just checking the doneness of cakes. 143
Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 30/10/2025My weekend has begun and I'm getting seriously buzzed. I hope you all enjoy your weekends. 051
Reposted by Bob CobbThe Onion @theonion.com · 30/10/2025Report: Americans Most Physically Active When Getting Comfy theonion.com/report-americans-most-… 232111207
Reposted by Bob Cobbborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 26/10/2025THE INVENTOR OF VALET PARKING: what if I said that you could have your car stolen temporarily and you would have to pay someone to return it back to you 1226749
Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Hey baby. Do you want to come over and watch the game? Cool. Hey, can you grab some Drano on your way over? 000
Reposted by Bob CobbBob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Dress code for public restroom: No Shoes No Shirt No Shit 023
Reposted by Bob Cobb Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Ernest Goes To Town (on that ass) 315250
Reposted by Bob CobbBob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 09/10/2025You fucking piece of shit. -me talking to a spoon I dropped 0196
Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Hankering for a hunk of cheese for the last 50 years. 121
Reposted by Bob CobbSkrill @friorox.bsky.social · 21/10/2025My fruit and nut blend seed brings all the birds to the yard. 081
Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Yes, I am an avid gamer. But I don't need all that fancy shit for Pac-Man. 030
Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 20/10/2025I'm "went to typing class drunk in high school" years old. 2198
Reposted by Bob CobbDocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 16/10/2025Random thought: I bet 'Do not touch' is a scary thing to read in Braille. 0279
