Reposted by Budgeescapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND 312149874236
Reposted by BudgeBlaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Dems: "Man... Now even The Babylon Bee is scoring off me!" 016732
Reposted by BudgeClayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 06/07/2026We all want what Wall-E had, we all want to meet an elegant baddie that is low-key a little scary with it that you can show all your Items to 82233513
Reposted by BudgeJay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Mitch McConnell did as much to open the portal into our current hell- timeline as anyone. Before you post something mean about him, dig deep and find something even meaner to say once he dies. He earned it. 1028361
Reposted by Budgecharlie @spacehearts.bsky.social · 03/07/2026my brother & his partner are telling me an insane story about this local deity called "st. rat" which is apparently a mosaic relief put up by some queers in seattle. the city kept trying to paint over it, but people would repeatedly just use acetone and remove the paint until the city gave up 10487802987
Reposted by Budgepublic health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 05/07/2026america 250 ending prematurely because of a J6’er led riot against “the weather” is something i just typed 476592
Reposted by BudgeShow Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Trump getting split in half by a bolt of lightning while giving a speech on America's 250th would be the greatest thing to happen in human history and could never be topped 91032101
Reposted by BudgeDave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/07/2024What if the shark knew it was the 4th of July and was simply trying to warn against the dangers of burgeoning hyper-nationalism 8664125
Reposted by BudgeEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 04/07/2026“The Declaration of Independence” - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate, 058464
Reposted by BudgeLauren Harper @laurenleharper.bsky.social · 02/07/2026best headline and subhead i've seen in ages @kenklippenstein.bsky.socialkenklippenstein.comIs Mitch McConnell Dead?The big terrarium in the sky beckons 1338467
Reposted by BudgeUnited Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Workers need to understand the risks of high heat plus high humidity conditions. Employers need to be proactive to protect their workers. 222153
Reposted by BudgeLee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Had to dig up a hard copy for this one. 6174831458
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Reposted by BudgeBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026me talking to magically resurrected founding father: and so sir you can see how the supreme court has become a deeply illegitimate institution that threatens the very republic you created founding father: there are *how many* papists on it??? 674634704
Reposted by BudgeThe Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 26/06/2026People talk about US higher ed like it’s all blue haired gender majors but mostly it’s nursing and business students 362239231
Reposted by BudgeThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/06/2026EPA To Monarch Butterflies: ‘Count Your Fucking Days’ theonion.com/epa-to-monarch-butterf… 81068163
Reposted by BudgeKristina Killgrove @killgrove.bsky.social · 24/06/2026This has got to be the weirdest human evolution story I've ever covered. I'm still baffled -- yes, baffled -- by these results. 🏺🧪livescience.com'A weird result from an already weird hominin': Archaeologists discover all Homo naledi skeletons found in South African cave are femaleA cutting-edge analysis of the teeth from Homo naledi skeletons in a South African cave system found no males within the group. Experts are unsure what to make of the finding. 1725262
Reposted by Budgeandy™ @andylevy.net · 24/06/2026New York City voters seemed energized by victories from Brad Lander, Darializa Chevalier, and Claire Lopez. But in this small diner roughly 75 miles outside of Topeka, news of the results was not welcomed as warmly 463780434
Reposted by BudgeI'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 23/06/2026my body is a machine that transports authentication codes from my screen to my phone and some other supporting auxiliary functions 81759273
Reposted by BudgeCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 22/06/2026Sebastian has been scandalizing polite society with his scientific theories of sexual inheritance. But there’s one small problem. They’re not his theories. They’re Violet’s. /jb Amazon: www.amazon.com/Count... Apple: itunes.apple.com/us/... 47113
Reposted by BudgeBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Smurfs are cute but I bet if you live in Australia you get used to seeing them get hit by cars 451750246
Reposted by BudgeGullah Museum of Georgetown @gullahsc.bsky.social · 19/06/2026There’s a saying passed down from earlier generations of Black Texans who were there for the first Juneteenth: “It was not a piece of paper that freed the slaves, but the men with the guns.” 82154762
Reposted by BudgeMichael 🖖🏻💙🎶🎨🇵🇸🐈 @michaelangie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I heard this wonderful podcast a couple of years ago, & have just listened again. As before, it was strangely comforting & definitely awe-inspiring. Thank you @astrokatie.com & @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social for helping me once again at a difficult time in my life. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/c...podcasts.apple.comCrash Course Pods: The UniverseAstronomy Podcast · Updated twice weekly · Dr. Katie Mack, a theoretical astrophysicist, walks #1 New York Times bestselling author John Green through the history of the entire universe - including th... 310416
Reposted by BudgeThe Phantom Judge You Harshly 🎃💀🦇🧛♂️ @judgeyouharshly.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Joe Rogan is what'd happen if Sylvester Stallone and Elmer Fudd got into a transporter accident. 1130130551907
Reposted by BudgeTim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Someone asked which muppet is most out of pocket on Sesame Street in the wake of the Knicks win. While there are lots of good answers, we actually have photographic evidence for this one 75264997
Reposted by BudgeShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 14/06/2026congratulations to that guy who is going to marry a traffic cone within the year 738944
Reposted by Budgederek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/06/2026multiculturalism is pretty great 93133261860
Reposted by BudgeTauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 14/06/2026it's almost like young politicians with radical ideas like "support people" and "target oligarchs" makes the world better 5915131
Reposted by Budgedisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026we chug acid in this web zone 112725
Reposted by BudgeHelena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 13/06/2026[taking the deepest possible breath] the Dutch East India Company was established in 1602, 6180501719
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Reposted by Budgefoaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 12/06/2026hanging out with a bunch of monkeys in a hot spring and we're all blinking at each other about how much this kicks ass 246267
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Reposted by BudgeChase-Biscuits :3 @chasebiscuits.bsky.social · 03/06/2026This is real btw 60120234962
Reposted by BudgeLeona Scream @editor.scot · 03/06/2026CYCLE OF HATE and then the pic is this 2353071468
Reposted by Budgebrandi @brandirecognition.bsky.social · 30/12/2024live is where the learn is 3652562179
Reposted by Budgemerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 04/03/2024“Dune is colonialist” “dune is a warning” wrong. The message of dune is that all computers must be destroyed and that doing cocaine gives you superpowers 674515971
Reposted by Budgethicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/06/2026thinking about this a lot today 1556401226
Reposted by Budgeedeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 05/09/2023In ancient times Scythian transgender priestesses used to drink horse piss as a form of HRT. That’s why for Trans Pride I’m partnering with Strongbow Original Cider 181490331
Reposted by BudgeMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 29/05/2026having a friend who is 25-50% a hater is the absolute best. but if someone is like 75% a hater its the most depressing thing in the world (still not as bad as a friend who is less than 5% a hater) 111012
Reposted by BudgeMilli Beau @millibeau.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Oof, Guillermo del Toro absolutely roasting Gutierrez with subtweets over on X-Twitter... I can't even imagine. I hope the money was worth it. 2751131272
