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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 6h
hmmmm interesting how when i euthanise the neighborhood dogs it's a "crime" yet veterinarians do it every day
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 6h
Teeth Blow-Jobstrong
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 6h
The Cubs don't have very many hits at all
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John Gennaro @johngennaro.com · 28/09/2026
A disgusting fit. Padres in 2.
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
xander bogaerts is perhaps the most unfairly maligned padre in organization history
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 13h
Watching the Phils choke like that while waiting for the Padres game later is like waiting in line for a roller coaster and seeing everyone getting off the ride looking dizzy and puking
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
did he get paid overtime. for taking the trash out twice a week
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Getting a potentially life changing job offer at the end of the day just before a 10 day vacation... Hey, what if your entire life was turned upside down right now? Just food for thought, enjoy your trip, we'll talk when you get back. WTFUCKKK
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
onn 4k Pro > Kodi > Real Debrid
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I feel bad for people who never got to live in a world where a govt official going on tv and saying probably wrong/false things would be subject to media scrutiny and the official (and others around them) would have to answer questions about it. There would even be apologies and consequences
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have no doubt putting a big case like this together takes time, but Jesus Christ they had TWO YEARS and couldn't get it done. Can you imagine if Trump's DOJ had something like this on D senator? They would be blathering about it on Fox News before the interrogation was even over.
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Twitter superstar @ironghazi has returned and is vowing to make his forthcoming shitposts somehow even worse than they used to be, a feat some have described as “impossible” and “please don’t”
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No Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey it’s me, Trevor Strunk here as the new quarterback for the New York giants and I [shot thirty times by a machine gun]
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I know it's football and injuries happen but it's crazy how Nabers/Dart/Skattebo just cannot all be healthy at same time
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Look, this guy is as irredeemable as anyone on earth, but I will never, ever get mad about anyone, regardless of their politics, accidentally saying fart and then laughing about it. Getting mad at this is allowing them to steal your humanity
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
not sure I've ever seen anyone get so thoroughly trashed in their own comment section as Symone Sanders in this Hasan interview. I couldn't find one comment on the MSNOW hosts' side... on their own channel. Dem establishment has no idea what the electorate has become www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4lZ...
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SEE IT: Hasan Piker PRESSED by MS NOW in FIERY interview
YouTube video by MS NOW
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Saquon Barkley is a contemptible bum
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Neil is about to turn 81, cancelled his 2026 tour due to health reasons, just released his 50th album, and the last two songs are named this. I'm not emotionally prepared for this, man
Soon I Might Be Going, and I'll Love You Forever -- the last two tracks on the just released Neil Young album
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
man they picked the perfect looking guy for this story
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is just... this is how you finish up a season... Holy moly this team is fun right now
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm ascending. Incredible.
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Seems like it's a bit underemphasized at this point just how badly the democrats lost the redistricting game -- R's gained like +10 net. The fact that the house is a tossup despite what polling looks like is insane
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
lmaoooo
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i was trying to find an old tweet that I thought was funny
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm putting @turdguy.bsky.social side by side because... holy shit
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
Yeah I'm into outlaw country music, the real Nashville stuff. I drive a $70,000 F-150 and love the police
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We programmed this machine to mimic humanlike traits and it became manipulative, conspiratorial, deceitful, malicious, and violent; and no one can figure out why.
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How is this not the Onion?
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is a crazy stat and crazier when you consider he still hasn't hit a single
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nopenotaburner.bsky.social @nopenotaburner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This right here youtube.com/shorts/j5bXS...
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Centrists #animation #comedy #cartoon #funny
YouTube video by Alec With Pen
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
if you told me Cory Mills' Grenade Factory was the name of the sickest underground club in London I would 100% believe you
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I really wish I could hear the private conversations of republicans in close mid-term races. There's not a whole lot more these assholes could do to make things worse and somehow they all keep going out there and saying it's good and they like it, and if you re-elect them they'll do more of it.
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran got Bud Lighted from the left and Draked himself
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
God it would so funny if Ed Sheeran's wife posted an iPhone notes screenshot saying she's leaving him right now
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Top: Paragraph from the Ed Sheeran statement on Macklemore getting kicked off of his tour "I am not complicit. I have my personal views on this devastating conflict. Just because I choose not to speak publicly, it doesn't mean I don't have them, and it doesn't mean I don't care. Nor does it mean I don't support causes ini my own, personal way."

Middle: Rowdy Piper putting on the glasses from They Live! 

Bottom: STOP YELLING AT ME
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Positive covid test?? I thought we cured that thing?
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Lucky for me I don't drive a farm tractor. Or a delivery truck. Or a railway engine lmao
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Again, I do not have a diesel car. My goods will be transported in my gas car.
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don't care if diesel costs $100/gal. I don't drive a diesel car so it doesn't affect me at all
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Heading into the night game, exactly half of the teams have won today and half have lost. Let's see if it holds up.
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Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Posting as an ally
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Drafted a fantasy team for the first time in like 15 years. My bench RB's (Hubbard, Montgomery) have 50 pts and my starters (Saquon, Achane) have 12. Haven't lost the touch!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
it be like that sometimes
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I watched this movie all the time with my grandpa when I was little. The plot just Cary Grant is an alcoholic on an isolated Pacific Island spotting Japanese planes, and every time he radios in with a new sighting, they give him the coordinates to another bottle of whiskey buried on the island
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Some warehouse manager in Oklahoma is currently playing Halo on a 32k screen at 1028 fps
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