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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 5h

He’s a tin, but he can’t spell.

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Barbie Girl, Interrupted @leesha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Anyone named Peter [lastname] Jr. should be called a re-Pete

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Brüchmann @bruchmann.bsky.social · 16h

I need two volunteers for my Halloween costume: three humans inside a raccoon pelt.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 20h

Not one of us knows shit about fuck. But there’s still enough love in the world to tip the balance. Stay the course, dipshit

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’d take an earbud out for you.

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Brüchmann @bruchmann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yesterday Me hooked Today Me up with some ice cream in the freezer. Clutch move, Yesterday Me.

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ande91.bsky.social @ande91.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

karma has a bad gps system.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I've never liked ICE. Even back when they used to call themselves the Klan.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

For Amazon Prime days take the money you were spending and spend it on a local small business instead

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Brüchmann @bruchmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I forgot to put dinner in the crockpot before I left the house this morning. So… pizza delivery and sex?

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Brüchmann @bruchmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Don't believe the MAGA lie that they support the military. I'll explain. And I use a @bradleywhitford.bsky.social quote from "The West Wing." Also, there are three very important proposed amendments to the Virginia Constitution this fall. I will discuss all three briefly. youtu.be/roC3IKJvEC8

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26SEP2026 "They Doxxed Me, so Let's do Virginia Constitutional Amendments Again"

YouTube video by A Quiet Rage

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Let’s go to the library and shut the fuck up together.

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Brüchmann @bruchmann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It’s not that nobody tells you about the aches and pains of getting older. It’s just that you thought it wouldn’t happen to you, a good person.

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goofnor @goofnor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

you didn’t check yourself, that’s why

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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

my love language is music

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The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Less war. More boobs.

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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

i want to develop some new positive behaviours but its not new years eve so my hands are really tied you see

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Brüchmann @bruchmann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Oh man! I just got my base tan set.

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Brüchmann @bruchmann.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sometimes the world is shit. But sometimes you learn that not only does the shipyard employ feral cats by providing food and water, but it’s also someone’s job to see to the needs of these cats. I just think that’s neat.

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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 22/09/2026

ok, i’m ready for a forehead kiss and to be tucked in

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Brüchmann @bruchmann.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

People who walk in the street when there’s a perfectly good sidewalk available, explain yourselves.

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Brüchmann @bruchmann.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Me and all my homies hate generative A.I. Especially when it’s used to make “art.”

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Brüchmann @bruchmann.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Sunday is beard treatment day. I smell so good right now.

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Brüchmann @bruchmann.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I think one of the T Ball moms is sweet on me.

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

if you don't support trans rights, you are a loser

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key @lefttwix.com · 20/09/2026

it’s 2026 it’s not a “walk of shame” anymore it’s a “slut strut” (complimentary)

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Brüchmann @bruchmann.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Who else up living a life of quiet desperation?

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 20/09/2026

If I had a dollar for every time I didn't know what was going on, I would be like, why am I always getting this free money?

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

flying fucks are the most elusive of all the fucks

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Brüchmann @bruchmann.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Hey chat, if she doesn’t know who Suzy Eddie Izzard is, does that mean she’s too young for me?

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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Ok, here's a compromise: Print out the unredacted Epstein Files and tape them to the Kennedy Center. Boom! His name will be all over the place.

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Smoke & Mirrors @gonzoabsurdist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

When Gavin Rossdale sang " I'm never alone, I'm alone all the time" I really felt that shit

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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Jesus: Here's some wine. *giggles* Judas: Did you walk on this?

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Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ 125/450 💜❤️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Explain it all to me like I'm 5. Now do a puppet. Now it's nap time. Ok now explain it to me again because I forgot

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Democrats @democrats.org · 18/09/2026

VIRGINIA: Early voting has started! Let’s protect our freedoms at the ballot box. Make your plan to vote: IWillVote.com

A pink and purple gradient graphic that features the outline of Virginia and the state house. Text on screen reads, "Virginia: Vote YES on all amendments: Marriage equality, voting rights, reproductive freedom." A donkey appears in the bottom right corner.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

it turns out that a monkey cannot in fact do my job, long story short, he got us both fired

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Clarabelle (normal type) 🍓 @clarabelle.xyz · 14/09/2026

every time a boomer yells at me i just know it's the lead talking

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Brüchmann @bruchmann.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Boomers silence your phone as appropriate to the location and/or situation Level: Impossible

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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Hey guys I really hate Trump

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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"You shouldn't use so much profanity and hostile language when talking to racists online because it distracts from your argument." Gonna be honest with you, pals: I don't think we use *enough* profanity and hostility when talking to avowed racists. Let's crank this shit up to a 15. Lean into shame.

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