Reposted by brixton bellalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026i don't know who needs to hear this, but [the shrieks of thousands of immortal souls as they are released from their eternal torment) 922155
Reposted by brixton bellMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 25/07/2026putting a patient's facial piercings back in for them before they die is the alt girl way 1728711
brixton bell @brixtonbell.com · 14/05/2026It’s amazing how you never fail to make me feel completely worthless 000
Reposted by brixton bellslice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 07/02/2026“When I was your age all I wanted in life was to be a ninja turtle. It was the only thing that made sense to a young man with severe emotional problems, and it still is.” noahgrim.com/make-your-ow...noahgrim.comMAKE YOUR OWN NINJA TURTLEYou've probably heard of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but how much do you know about the REAL story? DISCOVER THE DARK TRUTH INSIDE! 1243837
brixton bell @brixtonbell.com · 09/02/2026Those superbowl ads really sum up what a tech fueled dystopian shitshow the 21st century has been in a nice feral little package 020
Reposted by brixton bellTrish K @tkaz99.bsky.social · 01/06/2024Dating is a great way to realize that dying alone isn't the worst that could happen. 75919153
Reposted by brixton bellGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 09/02/2026“Thank you for your payment” go to hell 424563
Reposted by brixton bellHaunter @holybible.bsky.social · 09/02/2026At this point i just assume if someone’s on TV they’re also a pedophile 1301
Reposted by brixton bellAshlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Remember when we thought Sarah Palin was the dumbest person in politics Good times. 635195112235
Reposted by brixton bellMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Thanks for the follow, good luck finding anything worth sharing. 15114
brixton bell @brixtonbell.com · 09/02/2026To be fair, I hated kids when I was a kid too. Whatever 020
brixton bell @brixtonbell.com · 07/02/2026What an absolute fucking moron. A petulant child constantly acting out to see how low he can go before someone tells him no. Funny how I don’t even need to outright name who I’m referring to. National disgrace. 010
brixton bell @brixtonbell.com · 02/02/2026Every time I see tom homans face I think of that quote from league of their own “anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on?” 000
Reposted by brixton bellceej @ceej.online · 02/02/2026if I’m being honest I’ve had the sunday scaries for the past fifteen years 758670
Reposted by brixton bellViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/02/2026You've totally changed my perspective, angry guy who can't spell 1050090
Reposted by brixton bellJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/02/2026"grindset mindset," i whisper while housing a box of cheez-its and rewatching International House Hunters on a sunday night 1540521
brixton bell @brixtonbell.com · 02/02/2026The rapist sexual predator in chief is also a child rapist sexual predator? Color me shocked. 010
Reposted by brixton bellRetsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 10/01/2026[doesn’t even blink] two princes by the spin doctors 2165
Reposted by brixton bellbrixton bell @brixtonbell.com · 13/05/2025chewing Xanax like it’s juicy fruit 011
Reposted by brixton bellGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 09/01/2026are there any goody one shoes 1819165
Reposted by brixton bellBugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 03/01/2026you can't just fucking steal a guy, man 81146
Reposted by brixton bell✨🥀Persephone🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 03/01/2026Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by 7381092248
Reposted by brixton bellweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I'm getting mixed messages about what is okay to do to presidents 02004347
Reposted by brixton bellhaunted juliefriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 03/01/2026siri why is everything terrible 0713
Reposted by brixton bellsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 03/01/2026everything is terrible so tonight go out and worship the wolf supermoon she’s our only hope 331690
Reposted by brixton bellChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 03/01/2026What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things 209155503422
Reposted by brixton bellCynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 03/01/2026*Smoking one cigarette for each of the fucks who smugly assured me I was overreacting. 2488
Reposted by brixton bell🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Hey maybe there should be a few children left behind. 8449
Reposted by brixton bellhaunted juliefriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 30/12/2025does anyone want to lock me in their basement for a while 3938
Reposted by brixton bellalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 30/12/2025(me on my deathbed) gar...gar... garfield was right about nermal 619439
Reposted by brixton bellCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 30/12/2025My new year's resolution is to stop using words with people who don't understand words 05316
brixton bell @brixtonbell.com · 19/12/2025how i interact w social media: post something once every 3 months then never look at it again because who can take that kind of rejection 010
Reposted by brixton bellBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/12/2025We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes 4176431092
Reposted by brixton bellsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 15/12/2025excuse me, sarah, but i believe it’s my turn to wear the antlers during the ritual tonight 529674
brixton bell @brixtonbell.com · 21/11/2025If I was murdered tonight it’d be the first interesting thing that’s happened to me in the past 10+ years 031
brixton bell @brixtonbell.com · 17/11/2025So fitting that even when they’re burning their MAGA garbage its toxic for the environment 000
Reposted by brixton bellweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/11/2025I can tell this salmon was farm-raised because of its work ethic 737145
brixton bell @brixtonbell.com · 17/11/2025[lays down cards] i see your pity likes & raise you 5 pity reposts 010