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budum @budum.bsky.social · 4h

Wh— get out of here! Lupin? Lupin the Third? From high school?? How the hell are you buddy!

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budum @budum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Roommate had just gotten back from a trip

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budum @budum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Did you guys hear what happened to 8. Seven him’d nine

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budum @budum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Last night I had the second worst pooping experience of my life and unfortunately I’ve decided to share it with you all

So I was at my grandmas and after dinner I realized I had diarrhea stomach and I wasn’t gonna diarrhea in my grandmas toilet
So I was gonna leave
But I wasnt gonna spongebob I have diarrhea and run out the door
So I started fixing and closed out the conversation
Holding steady
Finally got out, in the elevator, in the lobby, outside, across parking lot, in car, clenching hard the whole way
10 minute drive home and I realize about a minute in this is getting dire

Drive down 490 saying oh fuck oh god dammit
Stuck at red light at goodman exit start yelling and pleading with god
Finally turns, next light yellow i dont give a fuck dude im zooming
I cannot contain this shit
Get into neighborhood yelling the whole way
Finally in driveway and my ass knows its about time
Muscles have been tight clenched for like 15 straight minutes and they are beginning to fail me
Couple near misses as i walk up porch unlock door

Race upstairs to bathroom
Yes fucking finally
Shut door, pants down, here we go
Oh fuck the door didnt close
Let me just lean over and shut it the rest of the way real quick
And thats when it happened.
It was a glancing blow
I’d say about 2/3 made it in the bowl
And you know spending the night disasswmvling and deep cleaning the toilet was preferable to michelle coming downstairs and seeing me diarrheainf with the door open

So i dont really hqve regrets I guess
I’d do it all again.
Dude it literally looked like brownie batter
About a bristol 6.66 consistency

Friend’s interjection: “I’m not joking, this story made me start sweating”

Covering the right side of the seat so I had to finish out the diarrhea leaned all on my left leg
The smell was fucking horrendous. For hours

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budum @budum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

First time I played Stardew Valley I wanted to cuck Pierre so bad I named my firstborn son Cucpierre

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budum @budum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Chocolate shakes should be illegal. On the grounds of tummy hurt.

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Illegalize Pessimism NOW @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

DJ told us it’s time to separate the wheat from the chaff. DJ told us its time to fertilize the fields with the blood of the Old Enemy

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budum @budum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wow. So this is where they come from

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UFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

webster groves mo ciecular craft with a light searching the ground fifty years ago

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budum @budum.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

So I heard about this thing called “seasonal depression”? Sounds pretty chill, apparently you get the summers off

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budum @budum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

They should invent a mind that’s still active and inquisitive after work

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budum @budum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’m one of the guys on here

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budum @budum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

That’s a penis stone. You need it to evolve a dick into a cock

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budum @budum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If a stethoscope was a pokemon itd say steth steth

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budum @budum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Base 12, also known as the Dewey Decimal System, is a positional numeral system using twelve as its base. It is believed to have been common in several ancient civilizations, and remains in use by librarians to this day

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Ancient Egyptian Prayer Bot @egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Who are you who has come? I am a magician. Are you complete? I am complete. Are you equipped? I am equipped. Have the limbs been restored for you? The limbs have been restored for me. What are those two limbs? They are the arm and the leg. (CTF2)

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budum @budum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Time to usher in fall foliage season. Also known as fall

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budum @budum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

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budum @budum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I watched this guy put the traffic cone on the other traffic cone then pick it back up for like five minutes

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budum @budum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I watched this guy put the traffic cone on the other traffic cone then pick it back up for like five minutes

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budum @budum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The Pendulous Penn Jilette

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UFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It was 4:30 in the morning. Me and my friend were watching the Metorer shower. We noticed what we thought was a star in the sky was

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budum @budum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

New Chevy equinox has a Kaaba button

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budum @budum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My only real regret is that I didn’t spend much of my 20s mustering armies of laborers to mine boulders from the mountainsides and hammer them down into cobbles

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budum @budum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Is an address a location or a building

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