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Brian Edwards

@brianftang.bsky.social
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Novelist, playwright, webmonkey, T1 diabetic. Fiction represented by David Grossman Literary Agency.

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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[AD] "No, you imbecile! I said to use the one *WITHOUT* the Triffid! You're fucking fired!"
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Brian Edwards @brianftang.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m sad I only know of him as the upside down Buddy Holly from the Young Ones. Sounds like he was a top chap.
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AJ Jefferies @moonjam.com · 25/09/2026
A photo of 4 identical table lamps, outside someone’s house, with a FOR SALE sign (£1 each)Captain Jean Luc Picard, from the episode of TNG “Chain of Command”, where he is tortured by the Cardassians
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Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Surely this can't be a coincidence.
Pertwee and monsters including an Ice Warrior that wasn't there the last time you looked.Hendrix and the other two.
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Sean Coleman @colemandesign.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Friday plug for my online shop, because it's never too early to think about you-know-what. You may find something here for friends and family who like #Detectorists, #SmallProphets, #DoctorWho, #InsideNo9, #Bookish, #Ludwig (and precisely 13 more TV Detectives). Right here: colemandesign.co.uk/shop
Penguin and Puffin Book covers for Bookish, Small Prophets, Detectorists, Doctor Who and Inside No.9.
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Tom Morton-Smith @tommortonsmith.com · 24/09/2026
Jim Henson would’ve been 90 today. An absolute hero of mine. I remain gobsmacked that puppets crafted by his company feature in one of my plays. I like to believe that Chu Totoro’s blue fur is the same as Cookie Monster’s and that makes them cousins.
Chu (blue) and Sho (white) Totoro as operated by the kazego puppeteers of the My Neighbour Totoro company.
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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 22/09/2026
Well here's a thing - an interview with "Diarrhoea man" John Weldon!
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'IM THE DIARRHOEA MAN' 🤣 | Interviewing the VIRAL Pepto Bismol Advert Star
YouTube video by Flook Fights
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horror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if you ever struggle with names when worldbuilding just remember there's a whole massive mountain range called The Rockies
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When the TV goes on the blink it no longer has a top on which to bang it. This is something else technology has robbed us of, as humans.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Only Ray bloody Purchase’s dad.
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Brian Edwards @brianftang.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sober is a bit of a stretch though.
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Smoke me a kipper, Arthur - and none for those greedy pilots, they don't deserve it" RIP Stephanie Cole
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KosmicKris @kosmickris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
RIP to the magnificent Stephanie Cole. A sublime and protean talent. The priceless ability to project an icy cold or a beautiful warmth but with infinite depth and nuance. Go well amazing lady x
Stephanie Cole
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RedScharlach @redscharlach.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A very sad farewell to Stephanie Cole, queen of British comedy in every form. May an inexpensive charter jet fly her swiftly to her rest on gilded wings.
A cartoon version of Stephanie Cole as Carolyn in the BBC radio series Cabin Pressure
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Derek Knight @delrico.djnite.co.uk · 15/09/2026
There's a wonderful moment at the end of the Elvis movie where Austin Butler under prosthetics looks considerably more like Vic Reeves than The King of Rock and Roll.
Austin Butler beneath heavy makep and prosthetics as latter period Elvis Presley in the movie Elvis (2022).
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Brian Edwards @brianftang.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I've added some gifs to Klipy for general usage...
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Russ Abbott as Spock
Alt: Russ Abbott as Spock
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It just doesn't have the glamour of the British version, 'Triangle' though, does it?
Balustrade Lanyard is this week's guest star on Triangle.Fred Trueman is this week's guest star on Triangle.Simon Bates is this week's guest star on Triangle.Wordy from Words and Pictures is this week's guest star on Triangle.
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Matt Round @mattround.com · 09/09/2026
Years ago, Google integrated Usenet results into search & suddenly the top results for the name of someone I knew were his teenage self arguing about wrestling & asking to be emailed porn Anyway, I just checked this & yep, the stuff he posted at college when 17 is in there www.usenet-rewind.com
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Usenet-Rewind
Search Usenet news text-message archives from 1981 to present across hundreds of thousands of newsgroups.
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A black hat embroidered with the words “Ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to be indoors on the computer”
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Brian Edwards @brianftang.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When the world is bleak, I watch this sketch again. It is guaranteed to make me cry laughing whatever the occasion. I think it might be the best thing ever put on telly. youtu.be/5wB0OkcCps8?...
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Jedd Hunter's Commercial | The League of Gentlemen | BBC Studios
YouTube video by BBC Studios
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Brian Edwards @brianftang.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’ve been diabetic since 1993. Today I started using one of the pump options. Which is connected to my blood sugar sensor to sort most things out. It also means for the first time in over thirty years I don’t have to give myself an injection anymore. Having a bit of a moment.
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Brian Edwards @brianftang.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Do you sell red wine?" I was asked when working in an off-licence with shelves filled with the stuff behind them and me.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The cats graciously put on a magic show for us last night. I figured out how they did most of the tricks, but I didn’t say anything, because that would have been rude.
Two cats on a platformed tower. One is on the lower level, head hidden behind the middle section. The second is on the top tier with only their head showing.
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Brian Edwards @brianftang.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I too have seen the Data’s of South Kensington
Head of B4 Data at the science museum.
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My wife left me for a tractor driver. I only found out today when she wrote me a John Deere letter.
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Pip @pipmadeley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Remember when they watched The Trial Of A Time Lord on Gogglebox? #DoctorWho
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Turns out that ‘picky bits’ aren’t bogies. Another picnic ruined.
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Brian Edwards @brianftang.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“An acceptable pasta sauce!” is a phrase a still say far too often.
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Esheru @esherukweku.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Every dystopian film, series or book you have seen, read or heard of, are being used as instructions manuals
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Brian Edwards @brianftang.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Verdigris Spudulike
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CaptKarnstein @captkarnstein.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Watching Give Us a Clue and Roy Kinnear just drew this.
The Fearless Vampire Killers, or Pardon Me, Your Teeth Are in My Neck
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's maddening to see how easily AI is demonstrably shown to just be ELIZA with an AOL connection but sure, let's sacrifice our future -and burn our present too- at its altar.
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ELIZA - Wikipedia
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry: the unexpected answer to the question “what if Tom Baker was also David Bowie?”
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Tim Curry in Rocky Horror: How 'bout that.
ALT: Tim Curry in Rocky Horror: How 'bout that.
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There’s already research connecting the Shingrix vaccine to a significantly reduced risk of dementia. Now it looks like it might also significantly reduce risks of heart attacks and strokes. NHS it at 65 in the UK but you can pay privately & get it from age 50 www.theguardian.com/science/2026...
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Shingles vaccine linked to lower risk of heart attack and stroke, study finds
Researchers say benefits of two-dose Shingrix vaccine could be comparable to taking daily blood pressure medication
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 25/08/2026
Someone in a big blonde wig with a big heart on their chest handing out books to kids with the words “always be more Dolly”
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 25/08/2026
Terrible shift in the percentage of good in the world.
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Justin Lewis @whenisbirths.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If it was only the records Dolly Parton was a genius, but so much more than that. The child literacy campaign in itself.
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Ali Trotta @alwayscoffee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP Dolly Parton. This breaks my heart. www.instagram.com/reel/DceNXgP...
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Dolly Parton on Instagram: "A message from the family of Dolly Parton."
12K likes, 1,248 comments - dollyparton on August 25, 2026: "A message from the family of Dolly Parton.".
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh God, not Dolly. This is genuinely upsetting. Rest in POWER you wonderful human.
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Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The distracted boyfriend meme but with Doctor Who stuff.
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Christ.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Every vintage gameshow:
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Brian Edwards @brianftang.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
As I came home tonight this huge spider tried to scuttle past me and remembering something on here I read recently I went to the kitchen and got it a Pringle lid full of water. It is now sucking that up. This spider has lived in my flat for ages eating flies, moths & stuff, without me ever seeing it
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Nicholas Pegg @nicholaspegg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ooh, tricky. So many contenders. Graeme Harper, obviously. To have worked with that genius is one of the thrills of my career. Then let’s go (in no order) Douglas Camfield, Derek Martinus, David Maloney, Rodney Bennett, Paddy Russell, Michael Hayes, Ken Grieve (colossally underrated), Alan Wareing.
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Elliot 🫪 @nameoftheyear.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Oh I fuckin hate it out here. Yesterday I had to search Gmail for the quotation-enclosed string “code of conduct” and Gmail showed me every email that contains the word “of”
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Sorry chatbot lovers but the waning of Boolean operators in most search functions on websites has made my life actively worse. You can't find anything, you can only have things suggested to you.
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Brian Edwards @brianftang.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
So headscarves are definitely back then, like it’s the mid-90s again or something.
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Brian Edwards @brianftang.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Not sure how I didn't know until today that Richard Attlee, the actor who plays Kenton in #TheArchers, is Clement Attlee's grandson.
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