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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop)

@trogdouser.bsky.social
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Location: The Moscow Tower Of Wax Bastards Less a Font of Wisdom, More a Glyph of Nonsense. Swears. Rigorous interaction policy*. *Oh Yes. Posts reflect my Employer (me). Unprompted DMs? Bad Idea.

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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 14h
I would like to lodge a formal protest that Vogel Multigrain bread is no longer available - anywhere in the U.K., it seems. This is a disgrace.
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just going to bookmark something from one of the more vocal (and flouncy) on here, purely for the satisfaction of being able to go back in the not-too-distant and remind them how staggeringly wrong they were. Because they *are* staggeringly wrong.
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
... of 4,500 people. That's 0.01% of the entire population. So, basically meaningless. I'm not saying the opinions are wrong (quite the reverse), just that the splashy headline (as with most polling) is utter shite.
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well, I'm "suggesting" that City A.M. is full of shit.
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Too Soon?
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This, with exquisitely-crafted, silver filigreed, highly polished mahogany knobs on 👇
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[AD] "No, you imbecile! I said to use the one *WITHOUT* the Triffid! You're fucking fired!"
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
First proper stove of the autumn. Incredibly relaxin…… 😴
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Naomi Smith @pimlicat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And, oddly, so many contrarians feel some peculiar, vampiric need to…
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Alasdair Mackenzie @alasdairmackenzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Being seen as nasty“ isn’t so much a risk as the entire point
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hope there’s a prize. I have found, hands-down, no question, the very worst pub in Bristol.
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So, before you ask, it's a Minidisk version of the Remastered Dark Side Of The Moon. That will do nicely, as I've now properly hooked up the Gales to the Arcam Alpha 5, and everything is sounding lovely. #BirthdayPresentSuggestions
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@stuartbudd.bsky.social *waves* Hello Again!
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Could you mind your language?” “I suppose I fucking could…” I mean, what other response were they expecting? Twats.
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The kind of face that only occurs in nightmares.
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Brian @brianscant.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sadiq is right. This ‘we’ll put it in manifesto for the 2029 election’ bullshit for every significant policy means nothing will happen now and nothing will happen then because Labour will be out of power with this ‘strategy’. But what the hell, Burnham won’t change and his supporters won’t listen
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yet more 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟-𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 bullshit from Abstain Scarlet. I suppose he's leaving it all to the next Government (which increasingly looks like it won't be led by him) to sort out. It's like his tawdry little coup has rather messily blown up in his face. Who'd have guessed, eh?
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well, in fairness, Helen's Crack habit is quite an expensive hobby.
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" #Burnham
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah, because that guy is super-trustworthy... 🙄
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
First delivery of logs for the stove this year (won't have to use them yet, as it's lovely and warm today). And suddenly the living room has that autumnal 𝙙𝙪𝙛𝙩 about it. Wonderful 👍
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And then there's this:
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bwahahahahahahaha! Fuck Off.
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah. One of those moments. Picked up my prized hardback copy of The Essential Spike Milligan to have a little pick through. Forgetting, like the stupid arse that I am, the lovely dedication in the front (written 24 years ago). When my life was very, *very* different. Dammit. 💔
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Quite impressive work here from Richard Wheeler & Kate Whannel. [No, me neither] A non-story, based on conjecture, uncited 'sources' and general flummery. /What I would concede is that Burnham hasn't actually ruled out an early GE, but the rest of it is just bollocks.
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Reece Dinsdale @reecedinsdale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you could take a minute to read this and, if it takes your fancy, then re-post it… I’d be so grateful. 🙏🏻 I’m doing my utmost to #SaveSquareChapelArts for the good people of Halifax & far beyond, and I need all the help you lovely lot can give me. Thank you! x www.canncomms.co.uk/post/actor-a...
canncomms.co.uk
Actor and long-standing Patron, Reece Dinsdale fronts new campaign to save Halifax’s Square Chapel Arts Centre
Photo credit: Reece Dinsdale in the cinema/studio space at Square Chapel (photo by Ant Robling)Reece Dinsdale leads Square Chapel rescue mission: “It’s time to bring it home”Award-Winning Actor, Write...
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"can" [𝑚𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑙 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑏: to be able to do something*] > *yet not actually doing it
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This afternoon's entry: > Steve Humphrey goes with 'Activist' www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No, @channel4news.bsky.social - He's already a violent, convicted criminal. Describe him as such; And the charges.
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm unclear as which industry sector this caller to #LBC is in. They haven't mentioned it at all.
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is it because she's fundamentally shit at her job?
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No. Next question.
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Another hard-hitting piece from Jane Dalton here intriguingly referring to Thomas as an 'activist', yet in her nearly 500 sloppily written words, does she mention his criminal conviction for *checks notes* Attempted Kidnapping at Knifepoint (in a botched drug deal) shorturl.at/ex63P
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Protest at police station following far-right activist Danny Tommo’s arrest
Supporters gather with Union flags chanting ‘free DT’ as government vows to ‘push further and harder’ to stop migrants crossing Channel
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Fuck it has. My local waste of food MP has done absolutely naff all since election. And I simply 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒏𝒐𝒕 vote for any Labour Party led by that Burnham waste of cells.
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've been to Basingstoke. That place deserves everything that's coming to it. /Come to think of it, three of the most horrible places in the entire country are all within striking* distance of each other: Basingstoke, Andover and Swindon. [Obviously, I'm not counting Nottingham, that's a given)
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bet you they won't be, though.
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes. Yes, it is, Fucko. 😎
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Superb Film. Connery, Sternhagen & Boyle all excellent.
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's been an odd day generally, but I honestly wasn't expecting the headline "𝐴𝑠𝑎 𝐵𝑢𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑖𝑒𝑙𝑑 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑛𝑒𝑤 𝑇𝑉 𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑘𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑎𝑤𝑛 𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑠" at all... 😳
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The New One from Danny & The Nonce-Bonnets!
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The company that owns the factory is AGC Chemicals. Their tagline is "Chemistry For A Blue Planet", which is ironic, given that's almost exactly the colour they are turning the local residents. --> agcce.com www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Blood tests find high levels of cancer-causing forever chemical in residents near factory
People living near a major chemical factory in Lancashire are told they could be at risk of serious health conditions.
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well, I for one would never employ that clown who called #LBC Mystery Hour banging on about the fact voltage in the U.K. being too high (at 240V as opposed to 110V) He clearly never got his Physics 'O' Level. It's the bloody Amperage, not the voltage, you buffoon!
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Lost in History, OBC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇬🇱🇵🇦 @devonianmatthew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My fellow hula hoops It is 4 years since I my governed mint announced its Budgens to the House of Crumble. Since then our elephant has gone from strength to strength. My wealth and wages are up. My interest in grift is up. So, why am I not Prime Miniscule? I demand it back Long live soup
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Maia Davies must be so proud of her work. Because nobody else is.
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ok. No spoilers* *Maybe a slight one** Season 4 finale of #ST:SNW Very much a strong play at a return to proper form. Although trope-ridden, it's an interesting take, with an absolute stand-out performance from Celia Rose Gooding. **[THE HAIR!!!!!] Overall, an odd story for a Season closer...
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh, hello, Banquo's Ghost is back... www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
independent.co.uk
Britain should rejoin EU within 10 years, Tony Blair tells Andy Burnham
A report by the Tony Blair Institute has also called for Keir Starmer’s Brexit red lines against rejoining the single market and customs union to be ditched immediately, while another influential thin...
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