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Bradnauseam

@bradnauseam.bsky.social
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Fan of video/tabletop games, Bills, Sabres, Mets, and US soccer. Here for the jokes.

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lex luddy needs a nap @lexluddy.xyz · 07/10/2026
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 06/10/2026
liberty biberty and the temple of doom
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/09/2026
I firmly believe a pi hole-style ad blocker that specifically stopped liberty mutual ads from being seen during football games would lower the temperature in this country
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026
there is only one major kind of business today and it is stripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society to buy more money before the world ends
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/12/2024
realizing i never posted it here….but too long have we been limited by the 2-dimensional political alignment chart. i think by using my new tool we can truly map another person's politics. here it is: The Ideology Cube
political alignment chart with an “annoying to me personally” z-axis
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/09/2026
people have been running scam coins like this for like 7 years now, they've only ever been scams, not once has it not been a scam, and everytime someone launches a new one they pretend its not a scam, but it always is a scam. its incredible
hunter biden laptop coin scam crashed immediately
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☠️ Trapper Sean, M.D(ceased). ☠️ @trapperseanmd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Don’t ask me why I did this. I just HAD to, okay? When you’ve got an Elmo impression in your back pocket and it’s combined with “In the Pale Moonlight,” how could you not?
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
[elevator door opens to reveal Darth Vader] ME: [getting in, hitting button, staring at floor numbers, after a few awkward floors pass] So. The dark side of the force, huh? DARTH VADER: [barely perceptible helmet tilt] [sound of heavy breathing]
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
NASA released clearest view of surface of Mars!!!
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Gunter gleiben soldier spy.
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Lobster: [snapping claws menacingly] FEEL MY WRATH, HUMAN Me: [holding 2 rubber bands] Lobster: ah shit
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Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
if your government software looks like this, it will never break, never need replacement, and will work on every computer since we landed on the moon
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win one of two $25 Gamesplanet credit (US Store) courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway ends on August 7 at 6 PM PT Summer Sale is live until August 10th buff.ly/PPrdUgT #ad
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Locutus safety tip: To prevent identity theft, avoid having your own identity.
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Nathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Local plumbers two steps ahead of every university administrator in america 👏
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sometimes I think about all the Stormtroopers the ewoks ate.
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Checking to see what happened in my friend’s Marathon discord after I went to bed.
A screenshot of a Marcus Aurelius passage: What are you afraid of losing, when nothing in the world belongs to you.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Haaland is yet more evidence that the joy in sporting comes from collecting dangerous mutants and letting them loose on each other
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No Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
TIKTOK DETECTIVE: Well what do we have here? Looks like the poor bastard s-worded himself with a g-n. TIKTOK M.E.: No, look at the marks on the wrists…bruising, plus petechial hemorrhaging. This wasn’t s-word. It was unliving by a predator. TIKTOK DETECTIVE: intimate act me…..
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Napoleon Bonaparte made his servants break in his shoes before he wore them. His entire wardrobe was two different outfits repeated. When he arrived at St Helena he had a meltdown about the house smelling like paint. His stare was so unnerving other heads of state believed it was magical.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/06/2026
Rainbow dolphins frolicking in the Lake of Fire.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The Martyrdom of Saint Lawrence, by Jean-Baptiste de Champaigne, 1660, 📸 by @sizqui
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
if he's going to keep peddling this bullshit i think he needs to pick a less autistic sport than baseball
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 15/06/2026
killer queen (@_chismosa_) on twitter: "How do I teach my body that my fight or flight response is supposed to be for life or death situations, not answering an email"
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
You are only a real New Yorker if you grew up in the sewers under the city with your Italian-named brothers and were raised by a mutant Japanese rat and trained in the martial arts.
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Alex Navarro @alexnavarro.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
One crank opinion I’ve held for many years now is that if a sports team moves outside of the state/city they’re ostensibly representing, they should have to rename themselves. You’re the Hammond Bears now.
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Qenny @akbrews.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I didn't know this product existed. But now I know I need it.
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Millions of peaches, sure ok. But peaches for free? I have my doubts
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Mayday Trippe @maydaytrippe.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
me when i get shot
Old comic panel. A man is shot by another man and exclaims "UGH, I'M SHOT AND I DON'T LIKE IT!"
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Okano @okano.io · 28/04/2026
Society lost something when TVs lost the ability to have shit stacked on top of them.
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Jonathan M. Katz @katz.theracket.news · 28/04/2026
This is the perfect encapsulation of the conservative id: make everything the way I thought it was when I was nine years old
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters
All you do is take all the sex out, and use little short words, and little dumb ideas, and don't be too scary, and be sure there's a happy ending. Right? Nothing to it. Write down. Right on.

If you do all that, you might even write Jonathan Livingston Seagull and make twenty billion dollars and have every adult in America reading your book.

But you won't have every kid in America reading your book. They will look at it, and they will see straight through it, with their clear, cold, beady little eyes, and they will put it down, and they will go away. Kids will devour vast amounts of garbage (and it is good for them) but they are not like adults: they have not yet learned to eat plastic.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Stabbing Guy Meme

the pic is done in a somewhat realistic cartoon/animated style

on the left is a man with brown hair, brown mustache, and orange shirt. he has both arms raised out in front of him as if to ward off or defend against an attacker. this man has text over his head that reads "Me trying not to eat a bunch of cheese"

on the right is another man and he looks like a straight up bad apple. he is wearing blue jeans and a lighter blue 3/4 zip (i am estimating here). he has blonde hair and a blonde goatee but he has the traditional male pattern baldness. he looks to be advancing towards the defending man and in his right hand, he is holding a knife threateningly. this man also has text laid over him that reads "A bunch of cheese"
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices
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alexandra @bigmoodenergy.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty
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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
i hope that someone gets my i hope that someone gets my i hope that someone gets my hotdog in a bottle, yeah hotdog in a bottle, yeah
a photo on a rocky shore of a hand holding a glass bottle with a hotdog in it
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Treble Clef: here are the notes I hope you like them ☺️ Bass Clef: I moved all your stuff, good luck finding anything, Ds are Fs now fuck you
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Dane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.” -Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥
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Taki/滝 the Malamute (EN) (They/It) @taki-wan-en.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss be like "omg chat am I being rizz'd?"
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Tyler McBrien @tylermcbrien.com · 10/03/2026
The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
All the wrong people have imposter syndrome.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/02/2026
windows 11 update: for the first time in my life, simply right clicking a file has a load time. unreal
a windows 11 menu showing "convert to adobe pdf", "ask copilot", and 4 more options that take time to load
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
2026 basically
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".
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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Burnout 3 is underrated as one of the very, very best games of all time because you can show Burnout 3 footage to people two decades later and their reaction will still be "hell yeah, this rules. I wanna play this right now."
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