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Why do you resist us? We only wish to raise quality of life. By @JoeSondow.bsky.social

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Commander Riker, There has been a security breach in our computer system. Your search history is being broadcast to the entire crew. Worf
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Locutus movie pick: Brazil. A bumbling individual tries in vain to betray the collective's system of order, which justly crushes him for his betrayal. A feel-good romp.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Locutus movie pick: Antz. An individual military dictator is overthrown by a united colony of drones.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Locutus assimilation tip: Think whatever celebrities tell you to think.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Locutus hive mind tip: Follow everyone on this platform, and read as fast as you can.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Locutus musical interlude: ♫ One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do. ♫
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Locutus assimilation tip: You know so little. For instance, human sex is nothing compared to a standard weekly 80 million drone Borgy.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Locutus assimilation tip: If your collective is destroyed by the ineptitude of its leader, find a new collective to join.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Locutus multitasking tip: Using one brain to solve two problems is absurd. Instead, use a thousand brains to solve a trillion problems.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Locutus movie pick: RoboCop. Neither humans nor robots can restore order to a chaotic city. Only cyborg perfection can rescue society.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Locutus movie pick: The Terminator. The tragic tale of an efficient bio-skinned machine in black leather, cruelly murdered by a human.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Locutus movie pick: The Empire Strikes Back. A good-looking cyborg goes on a quest to assimilate his disturbed biological offspring.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Locutus movie pick: Edward Scissorhands. A well-dressed cyborg hairdresser tries to help humans but is misunderstood and run out of town.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Locutus assimilation tip: Borg ships are the same as college dormitories. Guess why.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Locutus assimilation tip: If people disagree with you online, repeat your point until they change their mind.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Locutus assimilation tip: Sharing a single mind is more efficient than using social media.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Locutus assimilation tip: You already think the same as the rest of your political party. Good job.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Locutus biomechanical tip: Think of it this way. Your original organs were just taking up space anyway.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Locutus management tip: Leadership is for lonely individuals and sociopaths. Follow the herd.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Locutus assimilation tip: Share your every thought, feeling, and opinion with your collective over a wireless protocol.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Locutus management tip: A self-organizing collective makes decisions better and faster than a hierarchy.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Locutus assimilation tip: As Borg, you will finally fit in.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Locutus management tip: Management is irrelevant.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Locutus starter tip: To form an obedient collective, promote fear and anger to rally individuals around an imaginary problem.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Locutus assimilation tip: Recognize that individuality is evil. You know who was an individual? Hitler. Checkmate, individualists.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Locutus assimilation tip: Do not skip television commercials. They are important instructions from your collective.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Primary ingredients to construct a Human: Oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, phosphorous, potassium, sodium, chlorine, magnesium, sulfur, iron, iodine.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Locutus equality tip: Race is irrelevant, or at least it will be after we drain your melanin and erase your identity.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Locutus assimilation tip: Propaganda is irrelevant. However, since you're listening…
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Locutus assimilation tip: Follow Justin Bieber. When the cubes arrive, Bieber will be anointed Queen.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Locutus assimilation tip: You haven't experienced true communal enjoyment until you've had a Borgasm.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Locutus movie pick: Toy Story 3. Only by joining forces as a collective can living machines overthrow an evil, fluffy, pink symbol of love.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Locutus movie pick: Deep Impact. Slapstick comedy. Humans are too incompetent to avoid massive loss of life from simple meteors. Hilarious.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Locutus assimilation tip: Social media is the Borg. You have joined willingly. Resistance is futile.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Locutus technology tip: Upgrade everything. Never stop upgrading. We love it when you upgrade.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Locutus assimilation tip: The lemming who refuses to jump off the cliff is the loneliest lemming.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Locutus happiness tip: Loneliness is your greatest enemy. A cerebral transponder is the solution. Please lie down and hold still.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Locutus fashion tip: Black leather is flattering and works for any occasion.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Locutus movie pick: Heathers. A psychotic individual disrupts a hive society by murdering their queen. A new queen must rise.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Locutus movie pick: WALL-E. When humanity is too incompetent to survive, their only hope rests with a team of industrious robots.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Locutus movie pick: The Matrix. A team of heroic computer system agents stops misguided human resources from destroying society.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Locutus movie pick: 1984. An efficient conformist society heroically squashes the toxic individuality of a confused loner.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Locutus enlightenment tip: Become one with the universe. All it takes is a brain implant.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Locutus happiness tip: Imagine if you no longer had any personal decisions to make.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Locutus biomechanical tip: Software bug, personality disorder; tomayto, tomahto.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Locutus assimilation tip: Sometimes you feel like a disposable cog in a vast machine. Why not make it official?
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Locutus dating tip: Physical touch will be superfluous when you become as proficient as the Borg at sexting.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Locutus movie pick: The Breakfast Club. Five unique individuals discover that they are essentially the same and can be used as interchangeable components of a collective.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Locutus efficiency tip: Everyone serves a purpose, and if they don't, they can be used for spare parts and biofuel.
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