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@biglovecraft.bsky.social
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Alternate universe version of Lovecraft who wasn't a POS and who is also a spry 136 years old (I still hate the Welsh, though).

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
pete hegseth speaking emphatically in front of an enormous american flag with a slogan on it. the slogan has been changed to say LETHAL, AGILE, PENILE.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026
If I had to pick a favorite kind of conflict? It’s gotta be internecine
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
obviously statler and waldorf explored each other's bodies. but did they roast one another the entire time
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
cool S elon
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Happy Bi Visibility Day to all of our AC/DC subscribers. #DisneyCares #DisneyCums
Tom Hanks in "Bi"
Bi Hero 6
Bi Man
The Angri Bi Movie
Bi-Dome
Bananas in Pajamas (B1)
Piglet's Bi Movie
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sexiest Accents, A Comprehensive List: 1. Cajun 2. Korean (north) 3. Baltimore 4. Geordie 5. Appalachia 6. Scatman Crothers 7. Babadook 8. Manitoba 9. Glaswegian 10. Pazuzu
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 01/09/2026
magazines used to be so cool
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/08/2026
Riggs looking at Murtaugh terrified on the toilet in his upstairs master bathroom
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the Mario Galaxy planet off in the distance with a boss waiting on it
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Mike Cook @mtrc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
no running
static.klipy.com
Airplane Coldplay
Alt: Airplane
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sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
cats in hard hats with hot dogs say "You're either Eating gas station roller dawgs with us, Or you're Eating gas station roller dawgs AGAINST US"
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Are you telling me I can’t have tossed salad OR scrambled eggs???? But they’re callin’ again
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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m @mjjii.com · 12/08/2026
from the july zine
3 panel comic titled cat comics.

panel 1: sad cat. speech bubble from someone out of frame says “poor baby”
panel 2: sad cat. speech bubble from someone out of frame says “are you hungry”
panel 3: cat no longer sad and now holds a gun. speech bubble from the cat says “open the cash register”
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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Ladies and gentlemen...this is Woke No. 5
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
keeping this one in my back pocket
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HTTP_Lovecraft @biglovecraft.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
How dare you imply I’m illiterate
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The daimyō has marshalled his forces against you, playboy
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Turing Police Andúnië Branch 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"the israelis will continue prosecuting a war of extermination against the palestinians even if they are sanctioned, which is why i don't support sanctioning them" is not actually a coherent worldview on any level, sorry
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formthehead @formthehead.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If you're a dick most people can just tell at a Glans
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Fellas, is it leftist to doomscroll?
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/10/2024
The Tom Gauld meme of the two opposing nations, but pop-psychology:

OUR blessed vulnerability
OUR GLORIOUS destigmatization
OUR brave cry for help
OUR NOBLE self-compassion
OUR HEROIC support

vs.

THEIR BARBAROUS trauma-dumping
THEIR WICKED romanticization
THElR manipulative attention-seeking
THEIR BACKWARD excuses
THEIR BRUTISH emotional labor
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the most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 09/08/2026
*oingo boingo voice* RACE SCIENCE *guitar riff*
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 05/08/2026
(me to movie concession guy): whatever size you have that I can strap to my face like a feedbag! ha ha (other patron at the Equiniplex, the movie theater where humans and horses watch movies together): *under breath* jesus christ dude
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
the blockee here is probably right tho
“most people rejected his message” meme & it’s “you should try posting better”
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Dot @dotmaetrix.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i can't believe he really said that :o
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
[under breath] holy fuckin shit
Cinemagic theatre with three movies on the marquee: starship troopers, mars attacks and tremors
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl @adultspiceman.northsky.social · 05/08/2026
My neighbor told me progressives keep eating centrist candidates in primaries and so I asked how much his centrist PACs are spending and he said oh just a couple dozen mil every primary so I said it sounds like he's just feeding billions to broadcast TV networks and then his daughter started crying.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If you say “cracker” your bigotry is showing THE END
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Republicans love pushing vocational-only education instead of comprehensive-education because they want a healthy supply of low-cost servants and less competition for the professional and boss jobs they want their own kids to have.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm not a real minor But l'm the proxy-minor for these villains to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
if you're looking for a great planet to live on might i suggest. The Earth
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
incredible
Larry Bird at 19 vs him now at 92... this man does not age! He looks absolutely mouth watering.
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garth marenghi's darkcayce @cayce.zone · 30/07/2026
an ad(?) where King Kong is coming from out of frame and has a word ballon saying "I SUGGEST YOU READ ABOUT MY FRIENDS!" and there's a list that says 
DRACULA 
GODZILLA 
KING KONG
FRANKENSTEIN 
MAD SCIENTISTS 
THE WOLF MAN
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
sea peoples?? yeah i see peoples and then get invaded by them 😂🤣🤣😂
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
would you firebomb a kalshi office
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 10/07/2026
You gotta admit ‘leftists don’t actually like Godzilla’ is a thesis statement so fire that if you cook it up you gotta follow through with it even if you have no idea where it’s gonna take you.
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˖˚ʚわかɞ˚˖ @skaspec.yuri.agency · 28/07/2026
cannot stop thinking about this spongebob storyboard panel
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Drawing of Bart Simpson as an English longbowman with weird crossed eyes beside a map of medieval Europe with caption: “hundred years war 1337-1453, operation speedy resolution.” Bart’s speech bubble says “I was there dude and it sucked”
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
SVU character: I'm NOT gay. I have relationships with women... and SEX with men. Woke Ice T: That's normal. I'm not going to put a label on you right now
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
New Kojima character
A yellow girder with black spray paint graffiti  saying "penis man!"
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Casually walking into busienss meetings with the Nintendo Power Glove on.
Nintendo Power Glove baybee!!
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
youtubers taking the "you laugh, you fail to escape samsara" challenge
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